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My, what big feet you have. . .

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[Luxury Starshine]

I've never been this devious, so I don't actually know that feeling, but it sounds fun.

Yes, well, Regis doesn't want to lose out on muffins, so Ventus gets armiger privileges.

My brain may not be wrong, but it's being a s**t. *just lets Ventus pile food on them*

IT BETTER NOT. Says Noct. HE HAS DEALT WITH THIS ENOUGH.

lolol I think all of its disgusting on a personal level, so. Right, so he's the only one who would have a taste. Lolol I can just imagine like, when Prom is moving in with Ignis, they're going through his stuff, and Ignis is like "WTF IS THIS?" at a bottle of really cheap stuff. And Prom is literally, straightfaced, all "Weaponized Jet Fuel."

Cute giggly Ignis is definitely very very nice and enjoyable.

Good, he will...probably need to be taken care of. At that point.

ME TOO, CLOMP. ME TOO.

He will, he will declare it work appropriate if he must. Because he definitely approves.

Prom is just like "It'll be fine. It's not gonna kill me. Suffering builds character, and all that, if nothing else." It's not like it was a SNOWSTORM. He probably would have just stayed in the bus if it were that. o u o His coat is fine. Perfectly acceptable thickness for him. Lolol at least call Gladio. No, Gladio's doing important training and stuff too! D: He's the one doing unimportant things. He can get home. By himself.

[CLOMP-a-saurus]

IT'S SO FUN
Like if you cultivate this dumb idea that just because you're quiet
ur lik esweet and inncoent and nice
and like all you gotta do is not correct them
then it's like easy to be that devious.
>D
It is so. So so so. Satisfying.

I mean can you blame him tho.
Though I'm still laughing about him being mad at Clarus
and thus putting things in the muffing Clarus can't have
I'm just imagining Clarus seeing Regis eating one and bieng like
"YESSSSS"
And Regis is like "Wait - !"
but it's too late.
He's stuffing his face.
And the muffins have IDK strawberries.
Hello anaphylactic shock.
Tellus finds out later and is 0% repentant.
U were in the citadel there was no actual risk of death.
And ur an idiot for eating it in the first place.
Secretly he feels a little bad?
Like he didn't expect you to actually eat it like.
wtf clarus.
Can't you smell the gd strawberries?
IT'S LIKE 60% STRAWBERRIES YOU MORON THERE ARE GIANT VISABLE CHUNKS.
Trust an amicita to jus tskip straight to stuffing his face. . .
BUT THAT wiLL ALL REMAIN INwARD BECAUSE YOU KNow whAT
u probably deserved that.

Sometimes brains are just butts.
/nods wisely

I see how it is noct.
It's all about uuuuuuuu.
/laughing.
You say that now, Noct.
Wait until you walk into ur own appartment
and see Ig's murder face
because of Gladio's bad timing blurting it out.
o u o

I mean it mostly is?
I like some fruity drinks.
And there is one specific white wine I like.
Obviously I like screwdrivers u already knew that.
But the rest. Blech.
Like some of it's good to cook with but just for drinking?
Hard pass.
lol weaponized jet fuel.
Let's. . . get u some good booze.
Ignis looks offended at even the sight of that crap.
lol

RIGHT?
It's a good treat
for convincing Ignis not to be the designated driver.
Or for. You know. Relaxing at home.
o u o

weLL LUCKY HIM
HIs BOYFRAN iS A PROFESSIONAL MOTHER HEN
o u o

IT'S SO GD GOOD.

I feel like Regis and Tellus would approve, too.
Especially Tellus iwth how weirdly menacing it is.
lol

IGNIS SAYS NOTHING ABOUT THIS EXPLANATION IS FINE AT ALL.
D<
Just call him for a ride and save him the anxiety
of worrying his boyfran is going to freeze to death every time it storms.
lol

Ignis says Gladio can train at home, too, tho.
At home. After he picks u up. ANd gives u a ride.
U know they got a sweet set up there, too.
There's no way they don't.

[Luxury Starshine]

So like I apparently do at work all the time? Because it seems like the people I dislike never know I dislike them. I don't even try, I'm really not very good at pretending I like someone when I don't, but apparently professionalism is enough for their egos? It sounds satisfying tho.

Lolol hello anaphylactic shock. Man. How do you not smell the strawberries first, Clarus? You have an allergy, you can't just put the first nice muffin you see straight in your mouth.

Brains are often just butts. OTL

Noct just puffed himself up and then, just to spite you was like "YES. ALL ABOUT ME. D<" Noct will nope on out of there, but he will ALSO be glad that Gladio just ******** got it over with. D<

Lololol yes, I definitely knew about the screwdrivers. Obviously. Yes. Weaponized Jet Fuel. That you can drink. Lololol Ignis looks offended at the sight of it. Sorry, Ignis, Prom's not asking you to drink it. but sometimes that's all he can afford. D: Well, if he's paying for half the rent at your place now, he probably can't even afford that, so... ( I mean, I actually assume by then he'd be Crownsguard training and probably COULD, but you know )

Relaxing at home is good too. D: Prom would take that, and definitely take giggly Ignis.

Literally. A professional mother hen.

IT IS. IT'S JUST TOO GOOD TO RESIST. OTL

They probably would. But definitely Noct. It's gonna be a decree. So totally work appropriate.

D: It's Fine. DDD: Promise! He's not going to freeze to death! There's too many coffee shops and convenience stores for him to warm up in if he's gotta. Lol yeah, I'm positive the Amicitia manor has a sweet training set up, but it's still FINE. He can walk back to his place by himself. He's not gonna disturb anyone's day. Make himself a burden. Invade Gladio's HOUSE.

[CLOMP-a-saurus]

I guess people just assume
that if you won’t like them, you won’t be professional.
/shrug
It is satisfying.
SO SO satisfying.
o u o

Clarus says that it never would have even occurred to him that Ventus’s muffins wouldn’t be safe!
by the time he smelled it, it was already too late.
LIKE ClARus u duMbASS
I’m sure it never even occurred to them you wouldn’t smell it in time
THEY NEVER THOUGHT YOU’D ACTUALLY EAT IT
and come on. Really.
Whose side do you think Ventus is going to take?
*stares*

DUMB BUTTS

Of course he did.
lol
Yeah I’ll bet he did.
Less hana angst the better, for sure.
O U O

Lololol is he tho.
Is he paying half the rent?
O U O
Tho true if he IS paying half the rent he can probably afford it at that point.
*nod nod*

GIGGLEY IGNIS IS BEST IGNIS.
hey relaxing at home just means
You can do things you can’t do in public.
*stares*
Like cuddle on the couch get ur mind outta the gutter.
.. . . . . . . .
WITH NO PANTS ON
*wagglese eyebrows*

LITERALLY.
/laughing.

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Lol it’s gonna be a decree.

D<
NOT ACCEPTABLE.
Ignis is just
Going to come find u
When it’s storming.

[Luxury Starshine]

I MEAN I GUESS. *Ignis ravioli* But like, I guess I could see why a*****e might think I'm okay with him, because I CAN have a conversation with him. It ends with my cackling and teasing him to death, but I mean, I also offered to take his cat, and made sure he knew the offer was still open when he moved. So idk, maybe he can take that as "She doesn't hate me."

I can't even smile in "I want a pig" lady's direction. I stg. I can barely look at her face when I know she's looking at me. I JUST DO NOT LIKE HER. AT ALL. DO NOT PASS GO. DO NOT COLLECT 200 DOLLARS. I cannot hold a conversation with her that isn't work related with much more on my end than "Uh huh." and it's never something positive when it IS work related. I gave her that brutal rejection when she asked me to hang out outside of work and just...idk how anyone would think I like her. BUT SHE DOES.

Ugh tho. Our supervisor stepped down, and tho I totally understand WHY...I can only see three people in our area going for it and I can only stand one of them. I would rather some outsider get it than the other two.

I mean, obviously Clarus thought you'd take his rational side. I mean, he's right. RIGHT? Or he just didn't think you'd resort to muffin warfare.

NOCTIS DEFINITELY AGREES. LESS HANA ANGST IS A GOOD THING.

Prom says he better be paying half the rent! Or he can't move in!

I was waiting. I was waiting for the "yet something at least mildly suggestive." after you said "Mind out of gutter." Pfft. Though, true. At home you can do whatever you want with no pants on. If you want.

IT IS. IT WILL BE A DECREE. WORK. APPROPRIATE. *stamps*

No, absolutely not. Ignis should just stay at work and let Prom walk home if he has to. o u o It will be fine. Perfectly fine.

[CLOMP-a-saurus]

Lol just because you can have a conversation with someone doesn’t mean you like them.

Cuz she sucks. SUUUUUUCKKKSSSSSSSSS.
She deserved that brutal rejection.

You could be supervisor.
*smiles*
Though I expect I know what your reaction to that would be lololololol.

HONESTLY CLARUS REALLY
You thought Tellus’s partner of 20+ years
who he legally cannot marry STILL
would take your side in the question of
his nephew/basically son at this point’s
gay relationship with your kid?
What kool-aid are you drinking?
And of course he’d resort to muffin warfare.
OF COURSE THEY WOULD.

Definitely>
Just need enough
To drive noct a little crazy
>D

XDDDDD. You can if you get married
Then what’s mine is yours.
O u o

Of course.
It is ME after all.
lol
Yeah it’s not about you know.
IT’S ABOUT PANTS BEING FOR GOING OUTSIDE
*beams*

XDDDDD. LET IT BE WRITTEN. IT IS SO.

Nooooooooooooooooooooooo
D<
GONNA PICK U UP
IN HIS WARM CAR
WITH HEATED SEATS

[Luxury Starshine]

I know that, but he probably doesn't. o u o

It was even more funny to think about later, said brutal rejection, because I swear, and I still swear, she thinks that we're friends. But I was lint rolling cat fur off my sweater one day in like...idk February? March? Way after that rejection, and she's like "Cat or dog? o u o" "...Cat. I have nine cats." "Oh wow, really?" LIKE. IT'S PRACTICALLY HOW I INTRODUCE MYSELF? "Hi, I'm Abigail and I have nine cats." HOW DID SHE GO THAT LONG WITHOUT KNOWING I HAD CATS? Even if I had given her an inkling of like before...

Lololol the lady who stepped down said she thought I'd be good at it. And I'm like "COULD I DO IT? YEAH. DO I WANT TO? NO." I've had several opportunities to be this position. I only wanted it the first time, when I didn't get it, and after that. I saw how they were treated and like. Nope.

Don't forget POLYAMOROUS gay relationship. The gay was bad enough for the blood line, but omg the poly. D: He can't believe you're okay with that.

Or a lot crazy. When it comes to Hanahaki at this point it's not taking much to drive Noctis crazy.

Well they CAN'T get married, so what's Ignis' isn't his! So he must pay half! It's fair! And let's be real, even if they could and did, Prom would still want to pay half. It's fair!

I'm pretty sure not everyone agrees about pants being for outside. XD

IT IS. DRAFT THE DOCUMENTS.

Nuuu, just stay at work. He'll feel terrible. Don't disturb your day. IT WILL BE FINE. HE'S NOT GONNA DIE. (I have never actually experienced heated seats, but they sound marvelous.)

[CLOMP-a-saurus]

He's a dumbass.

Some people just want to lie to themselves.

Lolololol nope.
Fair.

omg clarus
no one
literally no one but racist sexist homophobic old council members
are going to take ur side.
Regis isn't even going to take ur side.
VENTUS MOST CERTAINLY
is not going to take ur side.
Ventus says "good for him"
with admiration
regarding the polyamory.
i mean come on he's got two hot boyfrans!
Ventus says if he could have two Tellus. . . .
Then his eyes kinda glaze over.
Tellus looks exasperated.

>D
I know.

Ventus says he'll adopt you
then u will be family
*stares*

Not everyone can be right.

lol
Ignis is just like
. . . . .
Highness. . . . .

I've experienced them once
and they wer emarvelous
IT DISTURBS HIS DAY MORE
TO THINK ABOUT U
WAL:KIN HOM IN BLIZZARD

[Luxury Starshine]

He is. He is very much a dumbass. In so many ways.

It's true. Some people totally just want to lie to themselves.

Nope. So nope. My job is stressful enough as it is, without literally not being able to do something right and getting shafted from all ends.

Clarus just isn't going to understand for a while, I don't think. OTL Lolol good for him. Pfft, Vetnus, it's not like Ignis has two Promptos now, he has two very...different looking bfs. You go ahead and look exasperated Tellus. You go ahead.

If he was adopted, then he'd also be related to Ignis. Let's. Not. Do that. Just let him pay half the rent!

I'm pretty sure you're the vast minority on this one, Clomp.

Noctis doesn't want to hear any complaints here, Ignis. This benefits you!

I can only imagine.

Then don't think about it, Ignis. (Ha) just imagine that he's home with cocoa.

OKAY. Gotta go post Fool Me Twice now. OTL

[CLOMP-a-saurus]

Lol in so many ways.

SO MANY PEOPLE.

Yeah, I get that. I totally do.

Clarus you dumbass.
lol
ur not going to win this one.
I mean isn't that like the MOST ventus reaction like?
As long as everyone is h appy with it yeah
totally
GOOD FOR HIM.
/laughing.
It's deifnitely not like having two Tellus, tho.
two very different and wonderful BFs.
I feel like Tellus frequently is exasperated with the s**t VEntus says.
FONDLY EXASPERATED.

Well, he wouldn't.
Because Tellus and Ventus can't get married.
So tecccchnicaaalllly.
/laughing.

Doesn't mean I'm wrong!

Abuse of power is abuse of power
regardless of whether he benefits from it
or it seems "harmless."
*stares*

It was almost worth my sister's company.
lol

Lol don'tthink about it.
Yeah okay.
lol
He's rather come find u
bring you home
and make u cocoa.
*stares*

I ENJOYED IT VERY VERY MUCH FAI.

[Luxury Starshine]

In so many ways. So many. Just. So. Many. I didn't kick him into the lake though, he didn't work yesterday. TODAY MAYBE. We'll see.

I bet you do. But I mean, you're also a rising star. And you're paid good money. But there's a lot of stress, I bet. And plus, you know, they actually value you, and you get offered promotions. Not like here. Here, even making a lateral move is difficult. /:

I'm sure Clarus is starting to see that, even if he doesn't understand. It is a pretty Ventus' seeming reaction, good for you. In my head, morning brain, Ventus is just like "You're dating both Prompto and Gladio? Good for you, Iggy. You get that d**k." "...Uncle. Please." *laughing* Fondly exasperated indeed.

Prom is like technically his a**. Ventus raised him, he's as good as his father. Close enough.

Noctis says it is NOT an abuse of power. It is a step into taking the workplace into a more modern space with a touch less stress/more fun, while also not inhibiting anyone's ability to work. And then he stares. He STARES.

DON'T THINK ABOUT IT. Just focus on work. Iggy, you're gonna make him feel guiltyyyyyyyy.

I AM GLAD. IT'S ALL DOWNHILL FROM HERE.

[CLOMP-a-saurus]

KICK HIM INTO THE LAKE TODAY!

"a rising star"
lol
I am paid good money.
But yeah there's def. stress.
o u o
I'M GONNA FAI NAP U
AND TAKE ALL UR WALMORT WOES AWAY
O U O

Lololol you get that d**k.
I feel like VEntus would just kind of smile like
"Well done." and the you get atht d**k would be implied.
Ignis would know.

TOO BAD THE LAw Doesn"T SEE IT THAT WAY

Ignis is just staring
totally unimpressed but like
if you can sell it well enough
he'll totally stop scolding you

HOW DO YOU tHINK IGGY FEELS
KNOWING UR WALKING HOME IN A stORM
WHEN HE COULD STUFF THIS PAPERWORK IN HIS BRIEFCASE
COME DRIVE U
FINISh AT HOME
*stares*

LIES.

[Luxury Starshine]

LOLOL He was there. I kind of wanted to. At the end of the day though, I did tell Gamer Guy "not to kill him." and I don't think he actually heard me because he was moving something noisy around, but he did say "You too." So I just found that hilarious. "Don't kill him." "You too."

A RISING STAR. CLEARLY. MISS YOUNGEST AT HER LEVEL IN THE COMPANY. Lolol all my Walmart woes. Let's be honest though, I'd probably get a job the closest Walmart down there too if it were an option. OTL

YES. You get that d**k. Lololol it's implied, and of course Ignis knows.

WELL PROM SEES IT THAT WAY. HE TOTALLY VERY MUCH SEES IT THAT WAY.

Noctis says he'll make a whole damn powerpoint to prove his point if he's gotta.

HE SHOULD FEEL FINE. B/C IT'S FINE, AND HE'S AT WORK, AND HE REFUSES TO BE A BURDEN. IN ANY WAY. THE GUILLLLTTTTT.

TRUTH.

[CLOMP-a-saurus]

That is hilarious.
Like
Everyone knows.
lol

Nooooooooo
I don't want to move up to the next levellllll
I actually found out the one subordinate that I really really loathe
that I can't stand like I'm not even kidding
is 40 and I'm just like.
OF COURSE HE IS.
OTL

Ha ha ha and Ignis just gets flustered and changes the subject.

WELL THEN.
Legally u can still bone.
And emotionally ur family and have to take the money.
o u o

XDDDD. I would like to see that.
I"m imagining a section of the powerpoint being like
LOOKIT ALL THIS CLASSY MENSWEAR tHAT HAS *airquotes* unprofessional *end airquotes* motifs worked in.
And then later u see ig literlaly bought a vest that was in the powerpoint lol.

Ignis says if it is storming
then he should bring his paperowrk home anyway
so that he doesn't get stuck.
NOT A BURDEN. HE WAS GOING HOME ANYWAY.
*stares*
also prom is never a burden shut up.

LIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[Luxury Starshine]

It's true. Everyone knows. And I mean, all the people I like enough to chatty chat with don't like him. Except one, who I think LIKES him, but still gets frustrated. I think she just sees him like a teenage son though, more than actually like. Liking him as a person.

TOO BAD. NEXT LEVEL IS COMING FOR YOU. THEY LOVE YOU TOO MUCH. Lololol of course he's like forty. Aren't those types always older or younger? ALWAYS?

Hahah, good job, Ventus, not just anyone can get Ignis flustered.

Prom says "Bold of you to assume that I feel like should/have to take the money from my family now." Pretty sure the reason he has that part time job is that he doesn't want to be a burden to his parents either. o u o I mean, if he could pay the rent/utilities he would. But extra stuff. Nope. All on him.

That would probably be part of that powerpoint, yeah. Like "By itself it might seem a little loud even, but as part of an outfit? Nothing flashy." Pfft, Ignis over here proving Noct's point.

PROM FEELS LIKE HE'S A BURDEN. THAT'S HOW IT FEELS. And even if Ignis were already going to go home anyway, he'd have to go out of his way to get him, so no.

Trrruuuuutttttthhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.