The Raving Madame
Nineball Yamada
The Raving Madame
NGGGGGGG FOUND MY NEW CAR LOVE
BUGATTI VEYRONS
so fast
so sexy
so overpriced
Enjoy your glorified Volkswagen whose only purpose is to be expensive. Someone actually replicated a Veryron by molding a shell of one and slapping it over a Mercury Cougar, no joke.
And that bra idea...I think that'd just be hilarious. s**t, just take those things and toss a six-pack or something in there, then place a bra in front of the whole pile. BAM, instant 65535 friend requests.
BUT NINE its the fastest road car in production
speed gives me a lady boner
And BASICALLY thats my idea, that and getting 3294809475 notes on tumblr >
biggrin awwww yisssssss all the comic books and game controllers and car mags and beer
and a bottle of whiskey too just for class and good measure
what else are masculine objects i could possibly shove in my bra? SUGGESTIONS?
Yeah, but it's only an extra couple of MPH for an extra MILLION dollars. Plus you can't really do anything fun with it, and owning one cements you as a poser who doesn't know the first thing about cars and only wants to show off their wealth. You ever read that news story about the Veyron that ended up in a ******** lake? If you want a cool fast car, get something like the Gumpert Apollo. It's a car that goes so fast and generates enough downforce that it could literally
drive on the ceiling if they found someone ballsy enough to test it. Now THAT'S a car.
Manly things, eh? Hmm...you've got games, booze, and comics covered...how about american cars (no JAP CRAP), ammunition, sporting goods...you should stuff another, smaller bra in there too to symbolize women. It'd be like...brassieption.