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Post: 95255377_391 created on Fri, 26 Dec 2014 05:36:58 +0000
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I was wondering why a Frisbee appears larger the closer it gets.... then it hit me.

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Post: 95255377_392 created on Fri, 26 Dec 2014 06:20:09 +0000
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What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa? A rebel without a Clau

source: http://www.jokes4us.com/holidayjokes/christmasjokes/

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Post: 95255377_393 created on Fri, 26 Dec 2014 19:11:19 +0000
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A vulture boards a plane carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess says, "I'm sorry, but we only allow each passenger one carrion."

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Post: 95255377_394 created on Fri, 26 Dec 2014 19:16:51 +0000
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What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know and I don't care.

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Post: 95255377_395 created on Fri, 26 Dec 2014 19:18:37 +0000
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Who was the roundest knight at King Arthur's round table?

Sir Cumference

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Post: 95255377_396 created on Fri, 26 Dec 2014 19:19:16 +0000
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Who was the roundest knight at King Arthur's round table?

Sir Cumference

Why? He had too much pi.

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Post: 95255377_397 created on Fri, 26 Dec 2014 19:20:45 +0000
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A farmer in the field with his cows counted 196 of them, but when he rounded them up he had 200.

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Post: 95255377_398 created on Fri, 26 Dec 2014 22:00:08 +0000
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What's as big as Dumbo but weighs nothing?
His shadow!

Yeah, okay, I suck at jokes.
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Most of the ones I know are really REALLY offensive and inappropriate...
So I won't post them.
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Post: 95255377_399 created on Sat, 27 Dec 2014 01:10:27 +0000
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What did the right eye say to the left eye?

"Between you and me, something smells."

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Post: 95255377_400 created on Sat, 27 Dec 2014 01:11:36 +0000
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Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot.

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Post: 95255377_401 created on Sat, 27 Dec 2014 01:13:03 +0000
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The creator of the knock knock joke should get a Nobel prize.

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Post: 95255377_402 created on Sat, 27 Dec 2014 01:14:12 +0000
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The creator of the knock knock joke should get a Nobel prize.

You know...like "No bell?"...No? Okay.

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Post: 95255377_403 created on Sat, 27 Dec 2014 01:15:01 +0000
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Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming.

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Post: 95255377_404 created on Sat, 27 Dec 2014 01:15:35 +0000
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Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming.

Especially when you go back for seconds

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Post: 95255377_405 created on Sat, 27 Dec 2014 01:28:22 +0000
Posted: Sat, 27 Dec 2014 01:28:22 +0000

I hate hypocrites. But I am one, so I'm okay with that.

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