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Post: 95255377_1 created on Sun, 21 Dec 2014 05:08:14 +0000
Posted: Sun, 21 Dec 2014 05:08:14 +0000

So my original plan was to post a bunch of nonsense to get Megathread. But now I think I'll make things interesting by compiling a list of 500 jokes, quotes, and other fun things to read. If you have anything to add, please do! Just jump in with anything; it doesn't even have to make sense.

I'll start with some nerd jokes: Two kittens were on a sloped roof. Which one slides of first?

The one with the lowest mew! *ba dum tiss*

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Post: 95255377_2 created on Sun, 21 Dec 2014 05:23:58 +0000
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What do you say when you're comforting a Grammar Nazi?

Their, there, they're

Thank you, thank you. No applause, just tips biggrin

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Post: 95255377_3 created on Sun, 21 Dec 2014 05:30:57 +0000
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What do you say when you're comforting a Grammar Nazi?

Their, there, they're

Thank you, thank you. No applause, just tips biggrin

Descartes walks into a bar. The bartender asks if he wants a drink.
"I think not," Descartes says. And then he disappears.

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Post: 95255377_4 created on Sun, 21 Dec 2014 05:33:15 +0000
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Well played

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Post: 95255377_5 created on Sun, 21 Dec 2014 05:33:36 +0000
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Amor Vincit

What do you say when you're comforting a Grammar Nazi?

Their, there, they're

Thank you, thank you. No applause, just tips biggrin

Descartes walks into a bar. The bartender asks if he wants a drink.
"I think not," Descartes says. And then he disappears.

C, E flat, and G walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, no minors."

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Post: 95255377_6 created on Sun, 21 Dec 2014 05:40:49 +0000
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Sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, Batman!

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Post: 95255377_7 created on Sun, 21 Dec 2014 05:50:33 +0000
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Sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, Batman!

I won half the tip I gave in this post on your booty grab cat_biggrin

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Post: 95255377_8 created on Sun, 21 Dec 2014 05:50:39 +0000
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Sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, Batman!

I won half the tip I gave in this post on your booty grab cat_biggrin

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Post: 95255377_9 created on Sun, 21 Dec 2014 05:51:57 +0000
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Sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, Batman!

I won half the tip I gave in this post on your booty grab cat_biggrin

d-d-d-double the p-p-p-p-posts d-d-d-d-double the f-f-f-f-fun! cool

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Post: 95255377_10 created on Sun, 21 Dec 2014 05:52:59 +0000
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sirtes70rr

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Sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, Batman!

I won half the tip I gave in this post on your booty grab cat_biggrin

d-d-d-double the p-p-p-p-posts d-d-d-d-double the f-f-f-f-fun! cool

what is a million gold divided by 4?

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Post: 95255377_11 created on Sun, 21 Dec 2014 05:56:40 +0000
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sirtes70rr

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Sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, Batman!

I won half the tip I gave in this post on your booty grab cat_biggrin

d-d-d-double the p-p-p-p-posts d-d-d-d-double the f-f-f-f-fun! cool

what is a million gold divided by 4?

Is this a trick question?

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Post: 95255377_12 created on Sun, 21 Dec 2014 05:57:45 +0000
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They say a Freudian slip is when you say one thing but you really mean your mother.

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Post: 95255377_13 created on Sun, 21 Dec 2014 05:58:30 +0000
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Post: 95255377_14 created on Sun, 21 Dec 2014 05:59:23 +0000
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The past, the present, and the future walked into a bar. It was tense.

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Post: 95255377_15 created on Sun, 21 Dec 2014 06:11:30 +0000
Posted: Sun, 21 Dec 2014 06:11:30 +0000

Nerdy Christmas joke!

What's another name for Santa's elves?

Subordinate clauses!

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