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okies people ... after reading the twilight series i have learned to feel some remorse for irina's death (even if it seems she deserved it) so i am making a tribute to her ... note the golden eyes, pale skin and blonde hair so pale it appears silver ...... also i'm sucker for the twilight series (i'm serious if you shove one of those books under my nose i'll fight to the death for it)10 Ways to Annoy Jacob Black
10. Never use English around him – instead, bark.
9. Call him a space heater.
8. Tell him that dogs make good pets, not good partners.
7. Ask him if he has RSVPed to the wedding yet.
6. Inform him that real men sparkle.
5. Walk up to him and claim you have imprinted. Say you love him and demand his paw in marriage.
4. Tell him that even though he may run at a boiling 108.9 degrees, Bella doesn’t find him hot.
3. Inquire as to how Leah is… and if he dreams about Sam the way Leah dreams about Bella.
2. Ask him if he likes to do things… doggy style.
And the Number One way to annoy Jacob Black?
1. Make him a day-by-day flip calendar, counting down the amount of time Bella will remain human
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I'm a vegetarian vampire. (I only feed on animals)
so my new name is Sam Cullen smile
np =D
so wats up[??