Back off, you dobe. She's mine.
Hey look! Its us when we were younger!
Come join the Akatsuki, Sakura.
Yes. Of course you. Who else?
We already have your outfit ready, un!
That is so cute! I feel like fan girling Tobi.
Neji and Shino in the Chunin Exams........
Neji: Fate says I shall win.
Shino: Destiny says I shall win.
Neji: Who is stronger? Fate or destiny?
Shino: Destiny.
Neji: How do you know?
Shino: Fate said so.
Neji: Well, who am I to defy fate? I forfeit.
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Neji and Sasuke start talking about who's better.....
Neji: Fate says I'm better then you.
Sasuke: Really, How do you know?
Neji: I just know.
Sasuke: Are you a fortune teller?
Neji: NO!
Sasuke: Whats fate telling you right now?
Neji: Shut up jackass.
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Jiraya:" Die! Just Die! You have no talent at all!!"
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"I've been in LA for a few days. You know what I learned? I learned that you can't wear colors. I mean, one day, I wore red, and a
gang beat me up. The next day, I wore blue, the other gang beat me up. And the next day I wore
plaid, and two golfers beat the hell outta me!"-"Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air"
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By Unknown:
-"Hold on...train of thought hit a cow..."
-"They say guns don't kill people, people kill people. Well I think the guns help. I mean if you stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't
think you'd kill too many people."
-"Those who think before they speak will often never say a word”
-"I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh the thrills I will have."
-"Friendship is like piss in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel its true warmth. So thank you for being the piss in my pants."
-"Kakashi muses that Naruto is like a Chihuahua, all bark and no bite. While Sasuke is like a fart, silent but deadly."
You Know Your Obbsessed With Naruto When:
· Dye your hair blonde and try to walk up a tree. (No)
· Live by a strict diet of only ramen. (No)
· Call your semester examine a chuunin exam. (Yes)
· Trade in your favorite hat for a forehead protector. (I don't need to, I already have one.)
· Roll your eyes back in your head and shout "byakugan". (No, I can't......)
· Copy every thing a person does and claim it's your bloodline. (Sometimes)
· Stay up all night waiting for the release of the next manga chapter. (No)
· Start adding the words chan and kun on the end of your friends names. (Once. Gonna try to do it again)
· Paste a piece of paper that says come come paradise on the front of books. (NO)
· Jump off a cliff and attempt to use Kuchiyose No Jutsu to summon the toad king. (o.O I'd die.)
· Keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet. (No)
· Memorize the 64 points of Ninpou. (I want to but my friends won't tell me the points.)
· Stick your hand in a electric box and scream "chidori" as you pass out. (No)
· Join a website and use the name Sasuke/Itachi as your s/n. (No)
· Start to call your teachers Sennin. (No)
· Claim your going to kill your best friend so you can have a better Sharigan. (Yeah.)
· Sit in your local book store and read the manga all day. (No)
· Agree to stay up and write this list so you can be added to the staff of Naruto Central. (Not really.....)
· Spend your week searching down Naruto sites.(No)
· Graduate high school and proclaim yourself as an Anbu. (Gonna do that!)
· Cry at the flash back scenes of Sasuke's family. (I don't think I watched them before)
· Try to hit Itachi through the screen when he tortures Sasuke. (No, I'd break my screen)
· List Anbu as current occupation on a job application. (No but I'll do it on Gaia.)
· Can spout out a random character quote on command. (Only one or two.)
· Draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a whole in a wall with it. (Did the first part but not second)
· Sneak around and try to beat your grand father. (Somewhat)
· Wake up in the middle of the night and scream "Itachi why?!?!". (No)
· Read manga 24 hours non-stop. (No)
· Decide that if you can't hit a tree 1500 times then you'll jump rope 1500 times. (O.o NO! I'm not insane.........well, not THAT insane..)
· Decide to call your moral code your "ninja way" or "nindo". (Would if I had a moral code...)
· When you run, you run with your arms behind you. (Every now and then)
· Try to walk on top of a hot spring. (Never been to one)
· When someone asks you what your dream is, say that its to be Hokage. (No)
· Take a leave of absence for two and a half years and when you come back pretend you are cooler and smarter. (No)
· You paint the kyubii seal on your stomach and claim you have a demon inside of you. (No)
· You dye your hair red and carry around bags of sand. (No)
· You name your dog Akamaru or Pakkun. (Don't have one......)
· You always wear sunglasses and keep bugs in your pockets. (No)
· You get red contacts and claim you are from the Uchiha bloodline. (No but wanna try)
· You always wear green, skintight clothes. (No)
· When you do something stupid, you claim you were being controlled by the Shadow Possesion Jutsu. (I will try!)
· You collect frogs and claim to be a Toad Sage. (No)
· You wear a gigantic black cloak with red clouds on it and claim to catch demons. (No)
· You sharpen chop sticks and claim them to be senbons. (Does kabob sticks count?)
· You yell out "Wind Shuriken Throw of Death" when throwing a frisbee. (No)
· You stick pythons up your sleeves, jump down from a tree, and say that you're Orochimaru. (No way!)
· Throw knives around the house and scream "I am practicing to throw my kunais!!!" (Um...Pencils?)
· You try to gulp down ramen and nearly choke. (No)
· Paint dark circles with mascara around your eyes and claim to be able to control sand. (No)
· You faint when someone touches your forehead. (I fall down....does that count?)
· You flail your arms in circles to try and kill bees. (No)
· You try to kill your brother every day. (No)
· You constantly crack your knuckles and do hand signs without even thinking. (No but I can do some hand signs)
· You claim your gym teacher to be your mentor. (No)
· You always wear an orange jumpsuit. (NO!)
· You claim your life goal is to kill your brother. (No)
· You add the word dattebayo to the end of each sentence. (No)
· You poke people in their butts and yell "A thousand years of pain!". (XD No)
· You always carry a large fan behind you. (No but I have one)
· You paste Naruto's face on pictures of your friends and claim to have met him. (No)
· In the middle of the night, you blast a flashlight into your dad's eyes and yell "Chidori!" (No)
· Get Konoha tattoos on various parts of your body. (No but gonna put a Anbu sign on my arm)
· Tattoo the love symbol on your forehead to look like Gaara. (No)
· Carry a fan and wave it at anyone with a shadow. (No)
· Draw a swirl on your palm and claim to be able to do the Rasengan. (No)
· When being attacked, you spin in circles to defend yourself. (No)
· When fighting someone, you attack to hit that at their chakra points. (Yup)
· You look in the mirror and think its your shadow clone. (No)
· You yell "Konoha Senpuu" when kicking a soccer ball. (Gonna do that)
· You carry around a puppet all day and claim it is dangerous. (No)
· You call your teacher Iruka-sensei. (No)
· You go to school with a forehead protector and claim it is the new trend from the Hidden Leaf Village. (Yes)
· You say "Believe It" or "Dattebayo" after every sentence.(No)
· When you fight, you poke your opponent 64 times. (Yup! I try it all the time)
· You stay up all night claiming that the Shukaku will eat you. (No)
· You lay and stare at the clouds all day claiming everything to be troublesome. (No)
· You have a frog wallet. (No)
· Every time your class goes on a field trip, you call it a mission. (No but gonna)
· You get angry and feel like punching Karin whenever she makes a move on Sasuke. (TOTALLY!)
· You type in Konoha as your hometown on Internet forms. (Yeah. Go look on my profile)
· You keep paper shurikens in your fanny pack. ( I did that once.)
Funny Stories and Quotes.
©2008-2009 S a r u h n o. All Rights Reserved.
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MWHAAHAHAHAHAHA MEH PLAN IS WORKING
how are you ?
curse you and your damn badges!!!!
that was my lame april fools joke... >w<
The "wow" was a compliment not an insult.
hi hw r u doing?
its been awile
-sighs-