Neji and Shino in the Chunin Exams........
Neji: Fate says I shall win.
Shino: Destiny says I shall win.
Neji: Who is stronger? Fate or destiny?
Shino: Destiny.
Neji: How do you know?
Shino: Fate said so.
Neji: Well, who am I to defy fate? I forfeit.
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Neji and Sasuke start talking about who's better.....

Neji: Fate says I'm better then you.
Sasuke: Really, How do you know?
Neji: I just know.
Sasuke: Are you a fortune teller?
Neji: NO!
Sasuke: Whats fate telling you right now?
Neji: Shut up jackass.
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Jiraya:" Die! Just Die! You have no talent at all!!"
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"I've been in LA for a few days. You know what I learned? I learned that you can't wear colors. I mean, one day, I wore red, and a
gang beat me up. The next day, I wore blue, the other gang beat me up. And the next day I wore
plaid, and two golfers beat the hell outta me!"-"Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air"
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By Unknown:
-"Hold on...train of thought hit a cow..."
-"They say guns don't kill people, people kill people. Well I think the guns help. I mean if you stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't
think you'd kill too many people."
-"Those who think before they speak will often never say a word”
-"I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh the thrills I will have."
-"Friendship is like piss in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel its true warmth. So thank you for being the piss in my pants."
-"Kakashi muses that Naruto is like a Chihuahua, all bark and no bite. While Sasuke is like a fart, silent but deadly."


You Know Your Obbsessed With Naruto When:

· Dye your hair blonde and try to walk up a tree. (No)

· Live by a strict diet of only ramen. (No)

· Call your semester examine a chuunin exam. (Yes)

· Trade in your favorite hat for a forehead protector. (I don't need to, I already have one.)

· Roll your eyes back in your head and shout "byakugan". (No, I can't......)

· Copy every thing a person does and claim it's your bloodline. (Sometimes)

· Stay up all night waiting for the release of the next manga chapter. (No)

· Start adding the words chan and kun on the end of your friends names. (Once. Gonna try to do it again)

· Paste a piece of paper that says come come paradise on the front of books. (NO)

· Jump off a cliff and attempt to use Kuchiyose No Jutsu to summon the toad king. (o.O I'd die.)

· Keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet. (No)

· Memorize the 64 points of Ninpou. (I want to but my friends won't tell me the points.)

· Stick your hand in a electric box and scream "chidori" as you pass out. (No)

· Join a website and use the name Sasuke/Itachi as your s/n. (No)

· Start to call your teachers Sennin. (No)

· Claim your going to kill your best friend so you can have a better Sharigan. (Yeah.)

· Sit in your local book store and read the manga all day. (No)

· Agree to stay up and write this list so you can be added to the staff of Naruto Central. (Not really.....)

· Spend your week searching down Naruto sites.(No)

· Graduate high school and proclaim yourself as an Anbu. (Gonna do that!)

· Cry at the flash back scenes of Sasuke's family. (I don't think I watched them before)

· Try to hit Itachi through the screen when he tortures Sasuke. (No, I'd break my screen)

· List Anbu as current occupation on a job application. (No but I'll do it on Gaia.)

· Can spout out a random character quote on command. (Only one or two.)

· Draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a whole in a wall with it. (Did the first part but not second)

· Sneak around and try to beat your grand father. (Somewhat)

· Wake up in the middle of the night and scream "Itachi why?!?!". (No)

· Read manga 24 hours non-stop. (No)

· Decide that if you can't hit a tree 1500 times then you'll jump rope 1500 times. (O.o NO! I'm not insane.........well, not THAT insane..)

· Decide to call your moral code your "ninja way" or "nindo". (Would if I had a moral code...)

· When you run, you run with your arms behind you. (Every now and then)

· Try to walk on top of a hot spring. (Never been to one)

· When someone asks you what your dream is, say that its to be Hokage. (No)

· Take a leave of absence for two and a half years and when you come back pretend you are cooler and smarter. (No)

· You paint the kyubii seal on your stomach and claim you have a demon inside of you. (No)

· You dye your hair red and carry around bags of sand. (No)

· You name your dog Akamaru or Pakkun. (Don't have one......)

· You always wear sunglasses and keep bugs in your pockets. (No)

· You get red contacts and claim you are from the Uchiha bloodline. (No but wanna try)

· You always wear green, skintight clothes. (No)

· When you do something stupid, you claim you were being controlled by the Shadow Possesion Jutsu. (I will try!)

· You collect frogs and claim to be a Toad Sage. (No)

· You wear a gigantic black cloak with red clouds on it and claim to catch demons. (No)

· You sharpen chop sticks and claim them to be senbons. (Does kabob sticks count?)

· You yell out "Wind Shuriken Throw of Death" when throwing a frisbee. (No)

· You stick pythons up your sleeves, jump down from a tree, and say that you're Orochimaru. (No way!)

· Throw knives around the house and scream "I am practicing to throw my kunais!!!" (Um...Pencils?)

· You try to gulp down ramen and nearly choke. (No)

· Paint dark circles with mascara around your eyes and claim to be able to control sand. (No)

· You faint when someone touches your forehead. (I fall down....does that count?)

· You flail your arms in circles to try and kill bees. (No)

· You try to kill your brother every day. (No)

· You constantly crack your knuckles and do hand signs without even thinking. (No but I can do some hand signs)

· You claim your gym teacher to be your mentor. (No)

· You always wear an orange jumpsuit. (NO!)

· You claim your life goal is to kill your brother. (No)

· You add the word dattebayo to the end of each sentence. (No)

· You poke people in their butts and yell "A thousand years of pain!". (XD No)

· You always carry a large fan behind you. (No but I have one)

· You paste Naruto's face on pictures of your friends and claim to have met him. (No)

· In the middle of the night, you blast a flashlight into your dad's eyes and yell "Chidori!" (No)

· Get Konoha tattoos on various parts of your body. (No but gonna put a Anbu sign on my arm)

· Tattoo the love symbol on your forehead to look like Gaara. (No)

· Carry a fan and wave it at anyone with a shadow. (No)

· Draw a swirl on your palm and claim to be able to do the Rasengan. (No)

· When being attacked, you spin in circles to defend yourself. (No)

· When fighting someone, you attack to hit that at their chakra points. (Yup)

· You look in the mirror and think its your shadow clone. (No)

· You yell "Konoha Senpuu" when kicking a soccer ball. (Gonna do that)

· You carry around a puppet all day and claim it is dangerous. (No)

· You call your teacher Iruka-sensei. (No)

· You go to school with a forehead protector and claim it is the new trend from the Hidden Leaf Village. (Yes)

· You say "Believe It" or "Dattebayo" after every sentence.(No)

· When you fight, you poke your opponent 64 times. (Yup! I try it all the time)

· You stay up all night claiming that the Shukaku will eat you. (No)

· You lay and stare at the clouds all day claiming everything to be troublesome. (No)

· You have a frog wallet. (No)

· Every time your class goes on a field trip, you call it a mission. (No but gonna)

· You get angry and feel like punching Karin whenever she makes a move on Sasuke. (TOTALLY!)

· You type in Konoha as your hometown on Internet forms. (Yeah. Go look on my profile)

· You keep paper shurikens in your fanny pack. ( I did that once.)

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