Some Words From Yours...
So apparently you people reading this either have no idea what you're doing, or you enjoy what I have to say. Personally, I don't know how the hell you found the place, but the disicion is all yours, but I would like to take this time to tell you about me and all the reasons why you should hate the fantabulous amazing, me.
1. I'm a Jackass. I couldn't care less about you or your feelings unless of course you're my mom, my dog, my best friend, or my girlfriend. If you speak to me about your problems and you are not one of the aforementioned pee-op-el then you can basically kiss your a** good bye because I will rip you a new one on why you are such a douche.
2. I am completely apathetic to all human activities. There could be a nuke headed straight for me, but if the announcement interupts what I'm watching, I will personally strangle the manager of the news network until either a) he puts the show back on b) He dies or c) we all die due to the nuke. It's not that I hate you all, I just find that your lack of common sense is slowly turning our once saved future into that of idiocracy.
3. I'm a perv. I have been told many times that my dictionary consists of three words. Bu shicka bom bom. Okay, end of subject.
4. I hate vampires, and all things that call themselves horror in this new age of CG blood.
5. I dislike anything that promotes welfare in third world contries. I know what you're going to say, 'How would you like to be one of those people?' Well frankly, "I" am not and even if I was I would have the knowlege that I was sigal handedly hindering the advancement of contries squandering their precious foods and resources on my worthless butt, making me more of a problem than I would be if you left me to die.
smile I personally hope that soon the entire worlds population is dropped to 2/3 because that is the only hope for the savior of what little sanity anyone has left.
updated: NEVAR!!!
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postit!
you are an awesome writer/drawer!
congrats! ^-^