Varlot the Harlot!

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Registered: 01/27/2007

Gender: Female

Location: NY

Birthday: 05/18

Occupation: Being a Toaster of Doom.


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Hi. I'm Varlot the Harlot. -wave- It is nice to meet you.

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I tend to abuse it.
I wildly overuse exclamation points!
I can get really loud, and in your face.
But usually.
I'm shy. SORREEEE! How start talking and I will too!
I like to think I'm smart. But I'm not!
I like dyeing my hair! Funfunfun.
I am a proud Hufflepuff.
We're particularly good finders.
I'm good at tangents.
I'm not very fond of people in general.
I don't want to talk about your problems.
And I don't like pushy people. Jeez.
Concerts are the highlight of my life. (srsly.)
I like telling people whatever pops into my head.
I think I get on peoples nerves, but they tell me I don't.
I'm a nerdfighter!
I'm left handed! Who knew.
I am deeply in love with Harry Potter.
Nothing will ever change that.
I also have a love/hate relationship with Andrew Hussie.
I like to think I'm relatively cheerful.
I don't like speaking to people who say 'that's gay'.
At all.
I am a wallflower.
I am predictable.
I am blunt. (Unless I really hate you. Then it's more fun to watch you be dumb!)
I r speciallllll.
Also, I'm one of the founders of the annual Gaia Spirit Week.
You should probably check it out.

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Est. Cost: 1000k
Needed: Divided Stars

Currently questing:

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Divided Stars
5k / 350k

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Unicorn Horn
1,500 / 15,500 tickets

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I like these places a lot, so click click.

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GO GO GGW! Yes. I love the team. Love it with me?

Did you have fun at Spirit Week '11?
Well guess what? Now there's a guild! Join, plz. :3
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That way you won't be one of the dozens of people who come in three or four days late and say "Golly gee! I didn't even know this was happening now!"
Only you can prevent forest fires!

GSW '11 may be over, but you can still hang out in the thread if you'd like! There are a lot of friendly people there.
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On that note, the GSW After Party is going strong!
Lots of regulars from GSW hang out there, and it's a good way to keep yourself in the mood until next year.

Gaia Spirit Week After Party!
Check it out!


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5ives Report | 06/21/2017 7:10 am
Still to this day I miss you so much!
Dr. GOD Report | 03/10/2016 8:43 am
I miss you heart crying
Dear Mirahya Report | 12/09/2014 1:08 am
Dear Mirahya
Gosh it's like the middle of the night, and I get all emotional and feely when I'm sleep deprived, but oh my gosh Varlot we all miss you so much to this day.
Granted I personally never got super close to you, but I admire you for all the work you put into GSW still to this day, and not a spirit week has gone by where we don't miss you beyond belief.
I'm so glad for the times I did get to interact with you.
lil4fingers Report | 09/11/2014 4:43 am

I would send you a message, but I want people to see that you haven't been forgotten.
I want them to know that you made a difference in someone.
I don't frequent the site like I used to, but when I do, I wind up here.
Thoreau how I miss you.

We had a good year this year. You'd be proud of younger, newer members.
I was. Am.

Pleasant dreams, Varlot the Harlot.
Dr. GOD Report | 05/30/2014 8:14 pm
I miss you.
The Devils Darling Report | 05/28/2014 6:33 am
The Devils Darling
We never personally spoke, but I can proudly say I was one of the many adoring fans. You touched so many people through your dedication and brought happiness to them with all of the work you put into Gaia Spirit Week. I still can't believe you're gone. I still don't want to believe it. Thank you, for all you ever did for us.
Tadalicious Report | 07/16/2013 12:28 am
gaia_angelleft I feel as if I still haven't made peace with things. I barely knew you, but I idolized the work and care that you put into GSW every year. gaia_angelright
I all the happy memories and as I look back at pictures of those good times I think of you and say thank you.
Thank you for all that you've done. Thank you for inspiring a following. I know I would have quit gaia long ago if not for your event- Your baby...
Nights-Rune Report | 07/11/2013 7:16 am
Thank you for Gaia Spirit week, I wish I had the chance to have got to meet you and know you.
You will be sorely missed, the world needs more Gaians and people like you!
Your legacy is amazing so rest in the knowledge that you did make a difference!
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rogue starlight Report | 07/08/2013 10:12 pm
rogue starlight
I might've never known you, or talked to you.
But I see all these comments for you and the things they say...
they make me wish I had gotten to know you, that I had talked to you before...
Thank you, for the things you've done for so many people.
Thank you for GSW, for bringing people together.
You will be forever missed.
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lil4fingers Report | 07/02/2013 11:45 pm

It's really odd. I find myself modding tonight and thinking about you more than I should.
I wish I had more time for the event. Thoreau knows you did. You had months for this.
And now, now you don't.
I'm going to keep myself from saying the things I shouldn't feel responsible for,
for saying the things that don't matter now.
But, coming here, I know that I miss you.
And if this is as close as I can get to letting you,
letting the girl I got to meet behind the pixels know that she touched someone's life,
then I guess I'll be around more often.
This year's event is for you, you know.
We would have nothing without you.
You were everything to us,
and you will never being anything but everything for what we
do in your name.
Pleasant dreams.