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I am a Five-Hundred pound Bulimic Dwarf. I enjoy eating your immortal soul. I have horns and ride a Chocobo everywhere I go. They call me TatorSalad.Realy I enjoy cosplaying my favorite anime characters. I'm slightly shorter than average. I like tall guys without chest, facial, or butt hair. I don't weigh anywhere near five hundred pounds. my favorite wig is the color of polished silver. My favorite colors are silver, black, scarlet, and blues. My favorite music styles are rock, metal, and Jpop. I absolutely despise almost all rap and hip-hop. My favorite singers are David Bowie and Gackt. I support gay marriage and am intolerant of people with intolerances. Some people call me anti-social and some people call me cute. I wonder about the sanity of the people who call me cute.
If you've taken the time to read all of that then either you're a really fast reader, I'm a slow typer, or you have a lot of time on your hands.
I bet all those anti-yaoi people are getting pretty angry right about now.
Quickly! Defensive Measures!!!!!!!
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XDDD jk im sorry