Tranzice

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Birthday: 06/09

Yes, I am expensive...This is my Equipped List

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Signatures for sale

I use Photoshop to make signatures. Send me a PM with an amount you are willing to pay, along with whichever sig you are wanting and I will give you a yes or no.

Here is what I currently have for sale (I am only going to show my latest work...the rest, you can just ask to see if you are interested in buying.)

Cole (inFAMOUS)
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some girl from some anime called Shakugan no Shana
Leon S. Kennedy (from Resident Evil 4)
Kirk Hammett (metallica)
Raphael (Soul Calibur)
Some random girl blowing bubbles

I AM A PERSON TOO!!!

I am getting tired of being asked for items and money constantly. I enjoy getting gifts too. I know my wishlist is expensive, and I greatly appreciate it when I get something from my wishlist, but as of yet, only one person has given me something on my wishlist (Thank you suki). I give people stuff to be nice, not because it is my job. It bothers me when people only say hi because they want something. So instead of constantly asking ME for stuff, it might help if you talk to me even when you dont need something, and occasionally give me something. I might be more willing to help you with gold issues and wishlists after being shown some kindness. Now I am done complaining. Have a good time laughing at the rest of my profile.

People who have given me something out of generosity

DaisukiAnata-Death Whisper, Fallen Wish

Here is a list of people I want to thank for all my success

-Jesus
-Chuck Norris
-Mr. T
-Billy Mayes
-The Verizon Crowd
-Peter Griffin
-Optimus Prime
-That little voice in the back of my head
-Somebody who's name starts with a q but I dont remember the rest
-People with REALLY long profiles (*coughVAGMONGERcough*)
-People that dont cough when they talk
-People that know how to use emotes properly
-My ALMIGHTY Grammer Hammer
-The Man
-My left knee
-The horrible smell that dwells in my shoes
-The guy that made up the word "Slander"

Random Facts that are absolutely ridiculous

-There is in fact a guy named richard cheese (d**k cheese for short)(this guy's parents had issues)

-There is a law in alaska that you cant look at moose from a plane window

-Did you know, Donald duck comics were banned from finland because he doesnt wear pants?

-It is impossible to lick your elbow.

-Right now, you are probably trying to lick your elbow.

-90 percent of women who walk into a department store immediately turn to the right.

---I will think of more later

Words that will make you laugh

-Pork
-Ham
-Spork (Just because it rhymes with orange)
-Clam
-Hark
-Words that deal with Feces
-Bologna
-phonics (You cannot spell it the way it sounds without looking like an idiot)
-Plump
-Rump
-Wumperliggy
-Scooch

Hilarious Conversations between myself and SouthernSkarcrow

If anybody doesnt know, SouthernSkarcrow and I are brothers. Probably every day, him and I have a really random conversation, well, more like 12 random conversations. So, we decided to bestow our humor upon you.

~While playing Nazi Zombies on Call of Duty: World at War~
Skarcrow-HOLY CRAP DUDE!!! Shoot the one chasing me!
Tranzice-Shoot him yourself I'm busy.
Skarcrow-All I have is Bouncing Bettys...I cant shoot him.
Tranzice-What the...HAhaHAhaHA It looks like you are holding a plate of cookies. you better give him his cookies.
Skarcrow-NO!!! They are MY cookies.
Tranzice-Rofl

~About 3:00 A.M. While trying to go to sleep~
Skarcrow-Who the ******** is calling you after 10:00
Tranzice-Rachel.
Skarcrow-I thought you beat people that called you after 10
Tranzice-There is only one reason rachel gets away with it dude.
Skarcrow-why is that?
Tranzice-Because she is my Fiancee and I am in love with her.
Skarcrow-What about brotherly love? does that do anything?
Tranzice-Brotherly love gets your a** kicked my my computer wont read a disk and spits it back out.
Skarcrow-Why do I get my a** kicked for that, it isnt my fault.
Tranzice-So?

~While I had a friend over one day~
Skarcrow-Hey can I ask you guys a question?
Tranzice-Go for it.
Skarcrow-you gotta be honest...I'm kinda freaked out.
Tranzice-Ask your question.
Skarcrow-ok...Would you guys consider it sexual harassment if a midget walked by and said your hair smells good?
Tranzice-ROFL

~Sitting on the couch one day~
Tranzice-Why did dad buy a 5 pound block of cheese?
Skarcrow-Dad bought what?
Dad-Hey, I dont know what happened to all the cheese last time, so I just bought a 5 pound block of cheese.
Skarcrow-*giggling with girlish delight* Dad bought cheese.
Tranzice-That what I just sa-
Skarcrow-MY CHEESE!!!
Tranzice-o_o_O_O_o_o

~sitting in the room one day~
Tranzice-What's round hard and has a head?
Skarcrow-Dude that's gross.
Tranzice-What? its a quarter.
Skarcrow-X_X

~Sitting in the room another day~
Skarcrow-Oh yeah, Suki didnt know Nazi Zombies were from Call of Duty...She didnt know what C-O-D-W-A-W was.
Tranzice-You mean CODWAW (pronounced Kod-wa-w)
Skarcrow-HAHAHAHAHAHA *he had some lollerberries)
Tranzice-Doesnt that just tickle your organs when you say that?
*Halfay through typing this I spelled his name Skarcorw...we found that humorous*

The "What is the purpose of this" panel

I dont know what the purpose is...but I have made it my life's goal to make a longer profile than Vag Monger...So every bit helps...BE HAPPY!!!

o_o_O_O_o_o

So far...

x_x_X_X_x_x

Im failing.

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TokeSick Report | 09/29/2009 1:30 am
TokeSick
ya know i think (zombies) that since you are hardly (zombies) ever on gaia any more that (zombies) you should give me your stuff and (zombies) all rights and trademarks of Tranzice incorporated and all of its zombie affiliates (zombies) so do we have a deal? TIME FOR THE ZOMBIES!!!!!!
DigitalWaffle Report | 09/11/2009 1:37 pm
DigitalWaffle
whao aWeSoMe aVaTaR DuDe User Image
DaisukiAnata Report | 08/24/2009 7:23 am
DaisukiAnata
...*sigh*
Ultra Sophia 3 Report | 08/12/2009 11:09 pm
Ultra Sophia 3
hi tranzice
Noneimo X Iruka Report | 07/17/2009 1:27 pm
Noneimo X Iruka
Thanx for buying ^^
DaisukiAnata Report | 07/16/2009 9:11 pm
DaisukiAnata
no, he's too stupid for that... he can't talk.
he just sits there and screeches at you and bites at you if you come close to his cage...
we think it's because he's almost 13 years old, and his species don't normally last more than 9 years... *-*
DaisukiAnata Report | 07/16/2009 9:06 pm
DaisukiAnata
yeah! my point exactly!
she's literally so bad, we have to keep her locked upstairs while I'm in the basement *sigh* and the bird is so old it's practically the grim reaper itself, and it squaks constantly... *sigh*
but it's nicer here than anywhere else, even with those flaws... ^,^;
DaisukiAnata Report | 07/16/2009 8:55 pm
DaisukiAnata
ya, I know... I do too. but this one is particularly evile!~ it left a scratch on my nose and the only thing I did was look at it!
DaisukiAnata Report | 07/16/2009 8:38 pm
DaisukiAnata
yep... sounds abt right. *sigh* so many ppl do that, too... but ya do know that there generally is a reason they tell you to do that stuff, right?
oh, and I is staying with the evil demon-kitty that hates me and wants to bite my ankles and has already clawed my face~ *pout*
DaisukiAnata Report | 07/16/2009 8:26 pm
DaisukiAnata
... okay~ you're supposed to stay off them, aren't you?
so, almost half an hour after I got your response... whacha doin?~

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Thank you Seranaiko
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This is my fiancee and myself
She is my world.

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^^Yes this one is for sale too^^
You want a nice sig? Send me a PM or check my profile to see if there is anything you would like...I am not too cheap but not too expensive

 

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