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Birthday: 06/30

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Jaden Leeanne Report | 08/22/2010 1:49 pm
Jaden Leeanne
cool avi.....Love you
Feeling Alright Report | 05/03/2010 11:08 pm
Feeling Alright
Thanksz Fo' Da Buyy .
Please Enjoy && Come Again - mrgreen


- iSpeachless-Muszic -
CelytheCreator Report | 03/23/2010 4:19 pm
CelytheCreator
thnx 4 buyin
arrogant-kidz Report | 12/25/2009 3:18 am
arrogant-kidz
Oh um Ok then sorry...
arrogant-kidz Report | 12/23/2009 8:21 pm
arrogant-kidz
WHAT!
Lady I am almost as tall as you!
and I'm having a blond day and not really understanding anything
people tell me so
it's because I'm "technically" not related I can not talk mean about when really I never did
what did I say that was mean?
arrogant-kidz Report | 12/23/2009 8:14 pm
arrogant-kidz
lol I don't get the first two parts but Liljana doesn't like some of my friends either and what do you mean by kick her a** when I said kick it at my place I meant hang-out???
and Aww I try not to it's kinda a habit my bad!
Luv Yew!
arrogant-kidz Report | 12/23/2009 6:09 pm
arrogant-kidz
I think Liljana should just kick it at my place or something cause I don't want her acting like a b!tch cause that is my department!
and Maybe it wasn't just maybe hanging with her wasn't such a smart idea!
arrogant-kidz Report | 12/22/2009 1:20 pm
arrogant-kidz
Wow Liljana needs a little chill pill! and How is getting sick your fault?
arrogant-kidz Report | 12/22/2009 9:53 am
arrogant-kidz
is ur sis grounded?
discowolf123 Report | 12/06/2009 7:05 am
discowolf123
razz

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My Naked Soul

This is a bunch of random stuff I posted in various levels of brokenness. Some of it is really pathetic, but it's me in a nutshell. If you read it, feel free to comment.

 

About

My name is Ember. Okay, its not, but theres no way in hell I'm going to tell you internet addicts who i really am. If i had a normal name, maybe. As things are, hell no. 'Kay? ^.^

I love my friends to death. A true friend is someone who loves you in spite of, or even because of, your flaws. And i guarantee you have some. Because, as far as I'm concerned, you're human. Somewhere theres actually a bible verse that says basicly that true friends are more loyal than family, and I guess I agree with that. I mean, your family is forced to put up with you but your friends choose to, so shouldnt that mean something?

One of my best friends, known (accurately) to some as my out-of-body conscience, is a hardcore vegetarian, has been for almost four years. I tried to join her, but i am not a strong willed as she is and so, therefore, i failed.

Yet another of my most loved peoples in the universe is my lovely Carmen (the mega perv). Funny stuff in first period. And Leggetts class. And McLeans. And, of course, PE. I cant believe we didnt get in trouble for all the crap we gave the cholo's hoes last year. Good times, good times.

I have two brothers, a baby half-brother (he only counts as half because he cant say he's taller than me), and an extremely kickass sister, unlimited cousins of all ages on every side of my family, and they may as well be my siblings too for how "well" we get along all the time.

I don't know any more what kind of person i really am. Let me know if you figure me out.

I rock the flute. But V is better. She's why i rock the flute. I was flute section leader for a year, and now i rock your world Drum Major status. To Katie, Nick, and Kaitlyn, thanks for letting me crash your practices last year. It really helped me out. Also, I'm trying to learn bassoon. Ecstaticness!!!!

Sidenote: the best movie ever is, without a doubt, Repo! The Genetic Opera.

Vampire Hunter D (by Hideyuki Kikuchi) is the best manga-type series in the universe, IMHO.

I am into needlework (crocheting and knitting) but unfortunately i cant sit still for very long so I'm in the middle of about eighty-million projects right now. I'll finish them eventually. . . I hope. . .
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A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK " "When I grew up I was BLACK, " "When I'm sick I'm BLACK, " "When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, " "When I'm cold I'm BLACK, " "When I die I'll be BLACK." "But you sir."
"When you are born you're PINK". "When you grow up you're WHITE, " "When you're sick, you're GREEN, " "When you go in the sun you turn RED, " "When you're cold you turn BLUE, " "And when you die you turn PURPLE. "And you have the nerve to call me colored?the black man den sat down and the white man walked away.
Put this on your page if you hate racism.
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I'm a liar, because I don't tell you everything.
I'm a slut, because I like boys.
I'm weird, because I'm not like you.
I'm a nerd, because I actually like reading sometimes.
I'm a fake, because most of the time I'm happy.
I'm stupid, because sometimes I'm wrong.
I'm a prep, because I like looking nice.
I'm a punk because I hate listening
I'm done, being labeled.
put this on ur pro-file if u hate being judged!
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92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your a** off.
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"We do not need magic to transform our world, we carry all the power we need inside ourselves already, we have the power to imagine better." JK Rowling

Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to. – Anon.

'When life hand you lemons, squirt them in people's eyes!'

"Before you insult someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do insult them, you are a mile away and you have their shoes." – Anon.

"Friends are God’s apology for relatives.” – Anon.

Rules are like paperclips. Meant to hold things together, fun to bend, and easy to twist out of shape.

Wouldn't it be fun to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate? ~ Anon.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and then the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. ~ Anon.
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A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb a**?"
A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.
A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend will hand you a Kleenex and ask you “Who do I have to kill?”
A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.
A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.
A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"
A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.
A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
A good friend convinces you not to jump off the cliff. A best friend hugs you "Goodbye, I'll miss you. Can I have your I-pod?"
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Excuse me. Have you seen my mind? I think I've lost it...

My mind works like lightning...one flash and then it's gone.

Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they go by.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

If annoyed further, I shall spork your eyes out.
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He: Why do you wear a Bra if you've got nothing to fill it in?
She: You wear pants, don't you?

He: Is this seat empty?
She: Yes, and so is mine if you sit down.

He: Can I invite you a drink?
She: I'd rather you gave me the money.

He: Can I have this song?
She: All yours.

He: Your body is like a temple.
She: Sorry, no services today.

He: Where were you all my life?
She: Hiding from you.

He: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
She: Nothing. I can't laugh and talk at the same time.
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Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them nearly as much.
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Current Obsession: Harry Potter FanFiction
Character and House Descriptions are as follows:

-Professor Flitwick … does not know where Snow White is.
-Professor Snape … has no wish to get in touch with his ‘feminine
side’.
-Professor Lupin … has no need for a flea collar. Ever.
-Professor Moody … the best ‘teaching’ Hoqwarts has seen in a
while.
-Professor McGonagall … does not take herself too seriously. It is a
bad idea to tell her.
-Professor Dumbledore … should be referred to
as ‘Professor’, ‘Headmaster’ or ‘Sir’, not ‘Dude’, ‘My Leige’ or ‘Tim
the Enchanter’.
-Harry Potter … is more Emo than Draco Malfoy.
-Draco Malfoy … disagrees.
-Hermione Granger … has PMS and a wand.
-Ron Weasley … is very afraid.
-Luna Lovegood … is perfectly sane, thanks very much.
-Ginny Weasley … wants her Hogwarts toilet seat.
-Fred Weasley … knows if he and his twin giggle at an idea for
more than fifteen seconds, they may assume that it’s against the
rules and therefore should not carry it out.
-George Weasley … knows he and his twin will carry it out and are
not remotely sorry.
-Lily Evans … swears she is not in love with James Potter.
-James Potter … doesn’t believe her.
-Remus Lupin … would prefer less jokes about ‘his time of the
month’.
-Sirius Black … killed by drapery.
-Andromeda Black … is going to marry a muggle – screw the
consequences.
-Bellatrix Black … is quietly going insane.
-Narcissa Black … would like a new hairbrush.
-Lucius Malfoy … does not like to be referred to as ‘Luscious
Mouthful’.
-Voldemort … does not think it would be funny if HP were to put on
earmuffs and pulled out a mandrake in his presence.
-Gryffindors … will jump off a cliff.
-Slytherins … will push someone else off.
-Hufflepuffs… will call five hundred others and build a staircase.
-Ravenclaws … will get hold of a flying carpet.
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A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle.

Girl: slow down i'm scared.
Guy: no this is fun.
Girl: no it's not please it's way to scary!
Guy: then tell me you love me.
Girl: i love you now slow down.
Guy: now give me a big hug.
She gave him a big hug.
Guy: can you take off my helmet & put it on yourself? it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day a motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks were out and he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live even if it meant that he would die.
GIRLS- If you think this is sweet, post it to ur page.
GUYS- If u are man go tell the girl that you adore that you love her.
If you have a girl/boy you like dont be afraid to tell them you love them
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Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater, give her sperm she will make a baby, give her a house she will give you a home, give her groceries she will give you a meal, give her a smile she will give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what she is given. So if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of s**t... Pass it along if you agree
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Eleven people were hanging on a rope,
under a helicopter.
10 men and 1 woman.
The rope was not strong enough to carry them
all, so they decided that 1 of them had to leave,
because otherwise they were all going to fall.
They weren't able to choose that person,
until the woman gave a very touching speech.

She said that she would voluntarily let go of the rope, because,
as a woman, she was used to giving up everything for her
husband and kids or for men in general, and was
used to always making sacrifices with little in return.

As soon as she finished her speech,
all the men started clapping .......

(Thanks for that one, Mom. You're the best!)
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I'm not changing the way I am for total strangers. I am me for a reason.

Welcome to my world. Enjoy the insanity!

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