Me?
HahaHiya!I'm Harley Quinn, but I bet ya know that don't ya? *Giggles* Well, what can I say, I guess I'm a bit famous! I don't know why, all I wanna do is be with my puddin'. Red says I should stay away from him, but she don't understand, nobody does. I love him, why can't they just accept that? Well I don't care, I'm gonna be with Mistah J if I want to! They can just go suck on a balloon! Hehehehe, that's funny, can you imagine their voices? Hehehehe! *Gasps for air*
Well I guess ya wanna know a little bit about me, huh? Well, here ya go. *Quickly* Once upon a time, I lived a very boring life until I went to Arkham and met my Mistah J! *sighs* It was love at first laugh. I've never been the same since and ever since we been datin' my life has been wonderful.
Oh, Ivy? Well, that was a trying time for my puddin', he was very stressed out and needed a little alone time so he sent me on a vacation and I ended up meetin' Red! That was great, Red gave me somethin' so she can't hurt me when we play and it gave me superpowers! *Superman pose* Anyway, so Red and I are the best of friends, we do everything together! ... Why are ya lookin' at me like that? What's so funny? Huh? Hey, don't laugh at me! Laugh with me, but not at me! *Pulls out an oversized mallet* Or ya won't laugh no more, got it? Good.
So I guess that is my story, I left out a few of the boring parts but that is basically me. Ya like?
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