He's a very complex character, and I hope you're up to the task. Just remember these important things. You have to be:
Funny, charming, witty, highly intelligent, and extremely murderous. When you're with a Harley, be abusive and hateful, but sometimes pretend to like her...... you have to manipulate her into believing you love her with all your heart.
*Harley goes to swing the chicken, but is slightly destracted by the sight of a half-naked Joker* Oh, Mistah J, you don't need those pants! I'll help you get them off if you like! *She bounces, the Batman nearly forgotten*
Oh you can watch any time, Mistah J! *Giggles and uses her chair to lift herself up and swing her leg around to kick the Batman's chin* Oops, did that hurt? Hehe, whoops! *The Batman growls and she leans closer* What? *He grumbles and she bend closer* Huh? *He snaps his head forward and head butts her* Ow!!!! Meanie! *She walks back to find a weighted rubber chicken and brings it back, smacking it against her hand menacingly* Now I have a message for you!
*Giggles nervously, like this is all a game and she knows exactly what will happen* Oh! Hiya, Fatman! *Batman growls* Now, now, play nice! *Wiggles her feet at him, straigning to kick him*
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Funny, charming, witty, highly intelligent, and extremely murderous. When you're with a Harley, be abusive and hateful, but sometimes pretend to like her...... you have to manipulate her into believing you love her with all your heart.
Any other questions, just ask me.