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Claude Faustus Report | 06/23/2013 6:29 am

Pity that you're leaving, gonk

gyatt Report | 06/23/2013 6:28 am

(Even though we have like never talked) NOOOOOOOOO!!!! DON'T YOU DARE QUIT!(yelling because of all caps.)

That Scarlet Reaper Report | 05/23/2013 2:08 pm

Grell could barely contain his laughter as he saw Ronald put on his smolder face. He already knew every trick in the book, and counted down in his head the three seconds before one of them, Beatrice something or other, swooned from the expression. "Ronald here is very much a heartbreaker. Be careful, darlings," Grell said to them, grinning as he returned his attention to their destination. Lavish lights surrounded a white-painted door, and the sounds of festivities could be heard from within. "Ta da~."

That Scarlet Reaper Report | 05/22/2013 7:58 am

"I'm not jealous, not one bit...besides, if there is the right lady, I'll make a swing at her too." Grell winked and relaxed visibly. "I'll be following you then." He barely spared a look at the three girls, lest he grin with too much teeth and "accidentally" scare them off. Truly, he just had no respect for people as shallow as they. His type were the tall, dark, and mysterious, like Sebby and Willy, or what he believed Madame Red was before she turned out to be yet another woman. "Ooh, this is so exciting it gives me the shivers! This city is just REEKING of sin! How wonderful!"

That Scarlet Reaper Report | 05/22/2013 7:27 am

"Out to break hearts already, this early? I thought I taught you better, tsk tsk," Grell waggled his finger in faux-disapproval. "I'll let the man do the leading this time, although it's certainly not restricted to such. After you~." He allowed Ronald to go get more information about this soiree of theirs while he waited a bit further off, drinking in the sights and the sounds. The bumbling, giggly fools were off-putting at best to him, but they seemed right up Ronald's alley. When Ronald returned again from the incessant flirting, Grell turned and asked, "Whatever makes these air-headed bimbos so attractive? Such trite creatures, but whatever floats your boat~. In any case, this little gathering seems to be your element."

That Scarlet Reaper Report | 05/22/2013 6:45 am

"Don't get a twist in your panties. I'm right here," Grell said, popping back out from the bowels of the store again. "Don't worry about the payment...I'm very convincing." The bright red tuxedo on him was actually closer to the standard issue black suit, something he wasn't particularly happy about. "Shall we then? But oh, do look behind you, sweetcheeks. You've caught the eye of some ladies already!"

That Scarlet Reaper Report | 05/21/2013 6:34 pm

"Nope, not retiring for a while yet~....I'm extraordinary at both, you know,but alas, my true calling is still the stage!" Grell said, sighing dramatically and placing a hand to his forehead. "How I wish to wear a dress, but me oh my, I haven't waxed yet. Slacks will have to do." While he mused about his own clothing choices, he giggled and grinned at Ronald. "You look like you're enjoying yourself already. What did I tell you, hmm?" The Dispatch rarely sent him across the pond, and with vacation time being scarcer than William's smiles, New York simply was a grand adventure. Why, the last time he was here, he was only about as experienced as Ronald was! Grell began to absentmindedly hum the song song Sebastian had played on the violin that one afternoon, while he was still posing as a butler for Madame Red, as he walked away to speak with the shopkeeper.

That Scarlet Reaper Report | 05/19/2013 5:08 pm

"I don't lie~! That would be very unladylike of me, wouldn't it?" Grell replied as he ran into the store. "Wait here! I'll grab something DEATHLY handsome for your to wear!" He ran off to find Samuel Lord from within the store, heels clicking on the ground and crimson hair flying every which way. The crown jewel of fashion was waiting right beneath his fingertips, and everything a girl could want in life was simply a hair's breadth away. What seemed to be only seconds later, Grell came bursting out of the store again, out of breath and grinning from ear to ear. "Here, try this on! I've already got your measurements--I am still a butler, after all, heehee--and you will simply look ah-MAZING." He didn't even bother trying to conceal the excitement; there were only two things, painting things in bright red and shopping, that could cause such euphoria.

That Scarlet Reaper Report | 05/17/2013 1:13 pm

"Isn't it? Welcome to the city that never sleeps, especially with their new lightbulbs all over the place. It makes the water shimmer like fresh-spilled tears!" Grell gushed, landing on the shore gently. A few passersby noticed, but Grell simply shooed them off with a wave of his hand. Seeing as he wielded a chainsaw, something many people had never seen before, there really was no trouble to be had. "I'm sure you'll be the life of the party here. After me, of course, but this is certainly better than musty old England, no~?" A few steps later and a very English-looking storefront, in America of all places, appeared before them. "This gentleman here is sure to provide you with the most dashing of attire~. Certainly debut worthy. Lord and Taylor, prepare yourself!" Grell sang out as he opened the door, bells ringing.

That Scarlet Reaper Report | 05/17/2013 10:17 am

"It's just the way I talk, dar--oops~," Grell replied, grinning but complying all the same. "I can't expect everyone to be as fabulous as me of course. And you're getting better at this compliments thing, heh~. Perhaps you do have potential after all." He tossed back his long red hair, just mere centimeters away from being dragged into Ronald's lawnmower. "Isn't it just fantastic that we won't have to cross the pond in a cruise liner? The last time we went, something much too hard and stiff was rammed into the poor maiden and down she went!" In what seemed to be a blink of an eye, the brand-new Statue of Liberty bade them hello. "Here we are! Ooh, I'm so excited I could just paint the island red~...although that defeats our purpose, eh?"