i knew a blonde that was so stupid that....... she called me to get my phone number. she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate." she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind. she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order. she sent me a fax with a stamp on it. she tried to drown a fish. she thought a quarterback was a refund. she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death. she tripped over a cordless phone. she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store. she studied for a blood test. she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats. when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved. when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead. when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home Now send this to at least 5 people or you'll get bad luck for 7 years!!!!!!!!!!! *! 0-4=Bad luck for 7 years *! 5-9=your crush will start to like you *! 10-14=your crush will ask you out *! 15-19=you and your crush will go out all the time *! 21 or more all of the above and you'll get everything you want in life After you send this to 20 people a yellow box will pop up. Click on it
first, i want you to know that you are amazing and i love you to death. if i dont get this back, i understand. but i have a game for you. once you read this letter you must send it to 15 people that you really care about,including the person that sent it to you. if you recieve at leats 7 back, then you are loved. nobody knows what they have until they lose it. tonight,right at 1200am, your true love is going yo realize that they love you! then something is going to happen to you between 100 and 200am. tomorrow be ready for the greatest shock of your life. if you break this chain you are going to have bad luck in love for the next years of your life.send this to 15 people in 15 minutes hey i love you!!!! lol!!!!!! take care and have fun!!!!! lol!!! ^^
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