Of course you want to know about me!
Ekusukaribā
Excalibur
Why hello there! Time to hear my story! You've stumbled across me! The legendary Excalibur Sword, used by heroes and kings, power unmatched by any other weapon! Wings of gold! Speed of light! Ah yes, If you are the lucky person to weild me..there are some things you should remember, i do have 1000 things to ALWAYS remember..here are just a few of the EXTREMELY important ones! Never forget them!
1: My mornings start off with a cup of coffee
22: A refreshing morning begins with a refreshing greeting
58: When I'm humming a tune to myself, you must not speak!
75: Excalibur's birthday must be celebrated in a grand manner
172: Hold a sense of the Japanese spirit
202: The highest class toilet must be prepared
278: You must never permit carrots in my meals
349: You must never violate my food preferences
452: You must attend my daily 5 hour long recitation
573: You're to always stay 3 step behind me while walking
578: A hero shall always convey the truth
602: Food must be freshly prepared
667: Always praise Excalibur
679: I must always have a dehumidifier in my room
998: When you order a package for home delivery, you must always use cash on delivery
HERE WE GO!
Excalibur
Excalibur
From United King
I'm looking for him
I'm going to California
Excalibur
Excalibur
From United King
I'm looking for him
I'm going to California
Excalibur
Excalibur
Excalibur!
Excalibur declares every day as his birthday, meaning his 75th task applies to every day of the year.
According to Excalibur, his hat was made in England and is made of the highest grade Norimaki, which is regarded rather as a joke as norimaki is a form of Sushi.
In South Eater, a fan made, crossover/parody with characters from South Park, his role is filled by Towelie.
In Smash Eater, a fan made crossover/parody with characters from Super Smash Brothers Brawl, his role is filled by Captain Olimar.
The mangaka of Soul Eater Atsushi Ōkubo said in a interview that he based Excalibur off his father.
Anyone who has met excalibur is able to make a face of disgust when ever someone mentions his name.
His design is similar to the costume plague doctors used to wear during the Black Plague.
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Hmm . . .
I could easily beat the living f-- CLAM out of you.
Hyuuu!
I they have you as a pet *smiles*
Please don't get angry that theres no replies.
GUESS WHAT?
I HAVE A CANE TOO.
((Ahh.. I didn't even think of that! Yea, that hat would work nicely.. Good luck in getting it, and I hope it layers alright with the mask. ))
* SHOVES. *
D8<;;
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