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Heyo. I'm Alice. I live in nonaya, business of the U.S. of A. I'm old enough to kick your a** if you piss me off. And I am rude and crass. To the people who know me well enough that they won't take it too seriously that is. Or to people who I don't know who just piss me off.Yeah, not the most eloquent of girls am I? Who gives a s**t? Not me. I am who I am. Deal with it or ******** off.
Now, another thing about me is that I'm mean. Mostly mean. I have weird and unusual bursts of niceness that aren't too frequent. Other than that. I'm 0% angel and 100% of all the bad things that you don't want to ******** with.
And one other thing. I love my family. They're like me in some ways. Like they have a very short temper and they can be scary as hell when you knock them the wrong way. They're different from me in some ways too. Like they have more patience and they don't rant like a lunatic about things that drive them nuts.
We are the same cuz we look after each other. As in, mess with on of us and your gonna have more that one foot shoved up your a*****e.
No that's not a threat. It's a warning. And we can do much worse than that.
Now that's mostly it about me.
The unimportant things are stuff like my favorite ice cream is rocky road, my favorite thing to do is listen to music, I love hanging out with my friends, and my friends are my world. Again, hurt them and you get a nose full of blood.
Yeah, I'm like that wild chick in a bar who gets drunk then fights with the biggest b***h there. Figuratively, of course. I'm not old enough to drink like that...yet.
Rather than getting drunk, I would probably get hyper and pissed at nothing at all and then take a swing at the biggest b***h there. There as in at school. And the biggest b***h there as in the b***h who just rubs me the wrong way.
Anyways...what was I saying?
Right!
That's it about me. Now by this time, if I haven't scared you off or freaked you out, welcome to my profile.
Yeah, very belated welcome. Whatever, it's the best you're gonna get outta me.
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