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I am Saronan! Keeper of the long playlists and over-obsessive attitude! I come in many varieties, including mint-chocolate chip and pocket size!! I am perfect for windy days or snowy nights!! Just fill me up and I'll run for hours on end!! I never rust!! When I do wear out, my warranty guarantees free replacement for three whole hours from time of purchase!!! You can pick me up at your local bookstore for the low low price of $0.36, or at your local Crazys "R" Us for $0.40 a pound!! I am wonderful! I am spectacular! I am Saronan!! (accessories not included, shipping and handling fees may apply, we are not liable if this product gets kidnapped, run over by a cow, or smacked in the face with a fish, a box of Cheerios, or a flat-screen hi-definition 45 inch TV. Please allow 4-6 years for delivery. Money back guarantee is applicable only for the first twenty seconds of ownership. If you experience problems, please hesitate to call 1-800-SARONANRULESTHEWORLDANDTHERESNOTHINGYOUCANDOABOUTIT.)
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