About
Greetings and welcome to my profile. If you are wondering why my username is so...odd...it's actually from a skit by a great comedian/ventriloquist by the name of Jeff Dunham. The puppet he is using is named Peanut and the name is actually a mispronunciation of 'Santa Ana'.
I make my own signatures and graphics. I know that I am not the best at it but I enjoy doing it. I have Adobe Photoshop Elements 7 and Paint Shop Pro 9 so I can't do a lot of things that other people can. However, if you like my work, I would be more than happy to make you a banner for a very low price. Hell, if we're good friends I might do it for free!
So, you want to know more about me I assume? Well, here goes.My name is Maria. I am eighteen and I live in Ontario, Canada. I am engaged to a man named George and he makes me very, very happy. I am a very short individual, five feet and one inch in total, and a little on the 'voluptuous' side. I have short black hair, dark brown eyes and wear glasses.
I'm a huge fan of Gears of War! Gears of War is totally awesome. Chainsaws on guns? I want one. I have played through both campaigns and I love them both. My favorite character is Augustus "Cole Train"
In regards to Twilight...I read the books and I have seen the movie. Is it a super amazing series...no, it is not, and never will be. Was it a good read? It was alright. I would read them again. The movie was horrible but the books were not actually that bad. I hate Edward Cullen. Let me repeat that. I hate Edward Cullen. He is a whiny little b***h and he needs to shut the hell up. My favorite character is Jasper Hale. He makes me smile so hard. Second favorite character is Alice Cullen. If I were a lesbian I would rock her world.
I am an avid supporter of three web comics: Ctrl Alt Delete, Questionable Content and XKCD. I cannot even tell you which comic is my favorite from them because they are all very well written. If you have not read them...you should!
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