About
Height: 6' 3"Weight: proportional to his build
Age: 16
Family: Rachel Brekon; Emiloy Brekon; King Danile
Friends: d**k Derk Rex; young Phred; Ieda
Enemies: teen Phred
Orientation: Straight
Status: not interested . . . with one exception
Emo, Sk8rboi, or normal: Emo emo
Knife, Razor, or Scissors: pocket knife
liability: cannot see a color relating to purple . . . other than red or blue colors that do not cross over to the realm of . . . purpleness
When did you start your emotional habits?
Nine.
Is there someone you absolutely cannot live with?
Phred, my sister's boyfriend.
Approximately how much blood have you lost?
Now I'm supposed to record something as trivial as that? No thanks.
I said "approximately".
I don't even know that!
Moving on, what type of musi--
Emotional, Rock, Heavy Metal and Country.
Country?
It rots everyone's brain except mine. twisted
Do you read in between your cuttings?
I usually read the Dictionary . . . I'm on my sixth time around. Also, my sister started me on Twilight. It's OKAY. I will not reread it, however.
Any movies you prefer?
I do not go out much.
It seems that everyone is either afraid of you or is uncomfortable of your emotional habits. Does that miff you?
rolleyes No. They're all a bunch of dramallama s.
What is your reaction to the name Phred?
neutral burning_eyes stressed stressed stressed stressed stressed scream I HATE THAT KID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Is there a reason for a hate as strong as that?
There is . . . but it is not going public. Ever. Not even my creator will publish it on pain of death.
Your creator? Do you mean God?
No. I'm agnostic. My creator is . . .
Yes?
...I've said too much.
Oh, come now! Your father has admitted the existence of this Creator of yours. Now it's your turn.
No.
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this is hilarious just read!
a lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested. The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself. The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat down under a sign that said, 'The Double Mint Twins are Comin' and I grinned. Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, ' Logan 's Liniment will reduce the swelling,' and I had to smile. Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, 'William's Big Stick Did the Trick,' and I could hardly contain myself. BUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, 'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident'... I just lost it."