entertaining quotes
People... they do the craziest s**t" -
"When life hands you lemons... well when it does you might as well shove 'em where the sun dont shine, cuz your sure as hell not going to see any lemonade."
"Is it my imagination or did you just kill me?"
" Im gonna shank you in the face with a bucket."
"MM M M moron"
"And then they said something intelligent like huh?"
"Refrain from smoking on the premises, or you will be chased off the property with a rusty pick axe! Just kidding... Sort of, but seriously put out the cigarette."
"Failing is always more fun if you do it with a friend."
"The world is slowly being taken over by idiots, just ask Zack."
"Dont ******** with my box b***h. Dont ******** with my box."
According to my best recollection, I don't remember.
Those who throw objects at the crocodiles will be asked to retrieve them.
This is Bob. Bob likes you. Bob likes sharp things. I suggest you run from Bob.
I'll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter.
Thank-you for visiting reality, come again... Now entering your life, welcome
Go ahead, wear plastic fangs, think you're burned by the sun, sleep in a coffin, think you can be killed by a stake, and wont show up in pictures or a mirror but you're not a vampire, just an idiot
(An actual car commercial)"Im Rusty Cocks, with Cocks toyota"
"When life hands you lemons... well when it does you might as well shove 'em where the sun dont shine, cuz your sure as hell not going to see any lemonade."
"Is it my imagination or did you just kill me?"
" Im gonna shank you in the face with a bucket."
"MM M M moron"
"And then they said something intelligent like huh?"
"Refrain from smoking on the premises, or you will be chased off the property with a rusty pick axe! Just kidding... Sort of, but seriously put out the cigarette."
"Failing is always more fun if you do it with a friend."
"The world is slowly being taken over by idiots, just ask Zack."
"Dont ******** with my box b***h. Dont ******** with my box."
According to my best recollection, I don't remember.
Those who throw objects at the crocodiles will be asked to retrieve them.
This is Bob. Bob likes you. Bob likes sharp things. I suggest you run from Bob.
I'll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter.
Thank-you for visiting reality, come again... Now entering your life, welcome
Go ahead, wear plastic fangs, think you're burned by the sun, sleep in a coffin, think you can be killed by a stake, and wont show up in pictures or a mirror but you're not a vampire, just an idiot
(An actual car commercial)"Im Rusty Cocks, with Cocks toyota"
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Me and Ako just e-mail now lol ^^
How you been?
Kenny is fail