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'Come and see the blinding
It's so blinding
It's the last thing that you'll ever see
But you might be happy oh, happier
Than you've ever been...'

Quotes

They are quotes, that mean's that very few of them are mine.(Sorry if they're yours, they might be.

Once the sun had successfully set, after trying about five times, the moon rose. Sort of.

Glad to know I made you un-normal.

I'd give you a piece of my mind, but I'm on my last one!

How far can you open your mind before your brain falls out?

When the going gets tough, the tough get going; this is also sometimes known as a tactical retreat!

We are not retreating, we are simply advancing in the other direction!

You want to know who called the cook a b*****d, what we want to know is who called the b*****d a cook?

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons... you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

Tradgedy is when I cut my finger, comedy is when I fall into an open sewer and die.

You are unique, just like everyone else!

I can only please one person per day, today is not your day and tomorrow is not looking good either!

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a pack...Coincidence? I think not...

There’s a light at the end of every tunnel. Let’s hope it’s not a train.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. If they don’t have shoes, that’s another good reason to criticize them.

Insanity isn’t a disease or a problem. It’s a life choice, and one I’m proud of making.

“That’s gay.” “Well, yeah, actually, it is.” – Luca and Danny about Gravitation

You know what the hardest part of using a screwdriver to take apart a computer with a friend is? Refraining from screw comments.

“I ate ‘im.” – Sonja

“Maybe they put her in a garbage can. She’s abut that size.” “I hope not.” “Yeah…” –Me and Melanie about Sonja.

Romantic moments are boring. It’s much more entertaining to run in circles, when hyper.

“You’re mother was a hamster and you’re father smelt of elderberries! I fart in your general direction!” –Monty Python and the Holy Grail

What art thine problem?

Damn him, this is a matter of happily ever after he’s ruining!

They stared into each other’s eyes, because for some reason, inspecting the pupils of another person is extremely romantic

If the week started on Monday evening, skipped Tuesday and Wednesday, going strait to Thursday, and added a day called Onesday as the third day of the weekend, all would be well.

It's hard to get the big picture when you have such a small screen

Whoa. That’s feminine. Even for a Bishi, that’s feminine.

They were both dead, and then she re-killed him.

You plus me equals us!

Despite his soft, cuddly looks, Kumagorou was actually a super-strong fighter and dangerous secret weapon with super powers, and K was immediately knocked unconscious.

I fail to see the error in calling an idiot, an idiot.

“Do you know something that I don’t?” “You actually know something?”

I do not own Naruto. Naruto owns me.

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'?

Oh real life, why do you have to be so real?

It looked so democratic and sensible there for a moment, I thought they were going to knock one another out flat!

I bet my drink would have something smart to say to that but I’m not listening to it.

Fear my minty freshness!

Silence may be golden… But duct tape is silver!

I didn’t lose my heart; I misplaced it.

If the world didn't suck we would all fall off.

You were...drowning in the bottom of the shower.

I'm not insane. I'm Russian. And I'm rich.

Then he put two and two together and got an approximation of four

No ones a virgin. Life screws us all.

"Screw you!" ----- "Don't mind if you do." ----- "That is NOT what I meant!

Think positive. Stay negative.

Have you ever noticed that some people say psycho like it's a bad thing

Warning: Trespassers will be shot; survivors will be shot again

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door

Life’s not fair, and anyone who tells you differently, is trying to sell you something.

Have I disturbed you yet?

Yes, I'm mentally unstable...but I can use a pencil!

I want peace of mind… and more Pepsi!

"You're still upset over that shirt?” "I looked good in it!" "It was from the women’s department." "No one'd have noticed!” "I'd have noticed. Especially since you did look good in it."

"Don't worry, it really is dead." He calmly stated in response to the other guy poking his burger. "I swear, it blinked at me."

I now declare you nurse and wife. You may kiss the bride, er, hurt the groom.

For some reason, it never clicked that they were talking about ninjas... not Nine Inch Nails

If I learned one useful thing in my fandom, it’s that the term ‘b***h’ can and does apply to both genders

I dunno if I read this right or not… but you were crossdressing before sorcerers...

How the Sphinx really lost it's nose: KAZE NO KIZU! Oops...

“Everything's illegal according to you...” “No, only the things you suggest.”

“Sex is -not- a sport!" "Sport, by definition, is a physical activity engaged in for pleasure."

No, don't cry! The ending's going to be happy, but they have to be miserable enough to deserve it first!

I'll decide who I want to love, and I love you!

And how do you know if a sorcerer is crossdressing, anyway? Even the ones that don’t crossdress still wear robes that look dress-y.

Note to self: Crazy bitches with lethal elbows: avoid like plague.

I try to take it just one day at a time... but lately several days have attacked me at once.

Remember to always be yourself...unless you suck.

I think it’s required by law to go into security if you are over 6'4", 300 lbs, and have an intimidating nick name.

I am not my coat.

I guess my psychic abilities didn’t develop this mornin’ like I hoped.

If nothing is perfect and you say I’m nothing, then I’m perfect.

If the future is now then what do we have to look forward to?

Your dignity is your own to ruin, just please don't hurt mine in the process.

So the one serving the pork and eggs is a high priest…?

Please excuse him. He was dropped on his head as a child. Repeatedly, and in succession.

Sorry, but I’m not superstitious, agnostic, or otherwise faith impaired.

“Oh my God! I've lost him!” “But he's like 5'7"! How could you lose someone that tall?”

He’s all like "SWOOSH KERBLAM IN YOUR FACE, I'M SO SEXY!."

I must be really frustrated...I mean, I am. I am right frustr—whoa...the room...where is it going?

…and those boxes are about as straight as Marth on New Year's eve.

And—flying boxers. Damn flying boxers

There was a cute little coffeehouse (that had tea) just around the corner

He’s the dancing Queen?

Ho ho ho! Merry Chinese New Year! Wait, that’s wrong

We do not have parties at school; parties are not allowed. Rather, we have a Cultural Exchange of Edible Ideas

Beware. For here, thine muffins doth talketh.

“Well, I’m going to go get struck by lightning. Enjoy yourself.” “Alright, but be back by six.”

Yes, the whole idea was decidedly crazy. But it was a well-paying insane asylum, and I needed the money

Build a man a fire, he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life

Happiness is like peeing your pants; other people can see it, but they can't feel its warmth

Ah, this is obviously some strange usage of the word 'safe' that I wasn't previously aware of.

I like being mean to stupid people.

Happy Mother’s Day, father of mine!

His mind started working properly and he bit his lip, trying to prevent himself from laughing out loud like the psycho he is.

They both stared at each other. Silence filled the room for 10 minutes. It was awkward.

He slammed the door and made sure it was locked and locked good!

…because things are just cooler with guns. I learned that in fourth grade and it has never left me.

The Christmas ornaments do not need to be lined up, organized, or in any kind of pattern!

For all he knows he could have wrote that the ice age happened right after the first great war humanity waged on itself and its by product is the dinosaur eggs.

Constructively dissing my skills would be really helpful!

Women have to work twice as hard as men to get half the credit. Fortunately, it isn't hard

Save the whales! Trade them in for valuable prizes.

Support marine biology! Have you way with a WHALE today!

A stalker is just an admirer with more devotion !

Sarcasm is a good thing. It means that the person you're talking to have enough patience not to smack you outright

It's like we were made for each other. Beauty and the Beast! Though, if anyone else calls you beast, I'll rip their lungs out.

I seem to have trouble distinguishing between "sexy" and "violence"

I stole my face from my parents! I’m a terrible person!

gasps and sprays self with chibi repellent

Yeah, so he did plunder my family’s tomb and tried to steal my Millennium Puzzle! Who cares!

You evil mangoooo… Now I cant seeeee !

Best friends can sleep together... Right...? Oh god, that sounds so perverted...

"Heterosexuality is so overrated." "What makes you say that?” "HEL-LO, look around you.

It went BOOM in a fit of giggles and disappeared.

'You have two twins making out on your lap. It would most likely be a good idea to shove them off, as people are most likely staring.’ But, sadly, he was not prone to listen to his logical side.

((I dream about killing him and ******** you.)) (Lovely, it'll never happen, go away now, bye-bye.

It's K dash? ...It's more like K apostrophe. ...It's Kapostrophe!

Green is "forward." Red is "stop." Yellow is "risky." ;3

"Put your man pickle in my sausage wallet!"

“Can I molest you, Shindou?”

...and more when I see or think or them.