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HEY!
I AM NICK FEDERLINE!
In case you haven't noticed, my name is Nick.
I spend nearly all of the time i'm on gaia in the forums... The forums pwn!
I am very random,and impulsive but i wont be to random while im on the CP too much. I'm lazy as hell. I will, however talk to anyone who PM's me... So, PM me!! Unfortunately, i dont realy get on too much, so don't get all pissy if it takes me a day or two to PM back. I am accepting any friend requests, you'll get up there on the top of my profile, like all of my other friends. But, if you ask to be my friend, don't just do it, so it looks like you have alot of friends. I demand you talk to me, or you'll just get dele--, no ignored, cause that pisses me off. Oh, and if you want a quote with you avi,(this applys only to my friends)Just send me a pm saying so. And in case you havent noticed,
I'M VERY VIOLENT
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My favorite words: Banjo, Beluga whale, Orange, Armadillo, Tricycle
I hate cyber whores, and posers. and...
poodles.
I truly have an unhealthy hate for them.
Notorious
Icky
Chaotic
Kin
Fictional
Educated
Daring
Entertaining
Reacting
Lucky
Interesting
No!
Edible (...right?)
dead baby jokes!
Q: How many dead babies does it take to make a bottle of baby oil?
A: It depends on how hard you squeeze them.
Q: What's funnier than a dead baby?
A: A dead baby in a clown costume!
Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house?
A: Depends how hard you throw them.
Q: What's white and bobs up and down in a baby's crib?
A: A ***** a**!!
Q: How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles ?
A: Nail its other hand to the floor.
Q: What do a dead baby and a horse have in common?
A: After you ride them your always sore.
Q: What is red & yellow & screams?
A: A peeled baby in lemon juice.
Q: What's funnier than a dead baby?
A: A dead baby sitting next to a kid with down syndrome.
Q: What's black and blue and doesn't like sex ?
A: The dead babies in my closet.
Q: What is the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies?
A: You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitch fork!
Q: Why do you stick a baby in the blender feet first?
A: So you can see the expression on its face!
Q: How do you make a dead baby float?
A: Take your foot off of it's head.
Q: What's the difference between a baby & a watermelon?
A: One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer & the other is a watermelon.
Q: What's blue and thrashes about on the floor?
A: A baby playing in a plastic bag.
Q: What is the worst thing about ******** a dead baby?
A: Wiping the blood stains off of your clown suit!
Q: What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall?
A: Art.
Q: What's the difference between a bucket of gravel and a bucket of baby guts?
A: You can't gargle gravel.
Q: What's harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree?
A: Nailing it to a dead puppy!
Q: What do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?
A: ********.
Q: What's red and dances all around?
A: A baby on a barbecue.
Q: How do you make a baby walk?
A: Cut off its hands.
Q: Why is it so hard to play with dead babies?
A: The parts keep coming off.
Q: What do you get when you cut a baby with a straight razor?
A: An erection.
Q: What is the best part of having sex with a baby?
A: Either way you go is deep throat.
Q: What gets louder as it gets smaller?
A: A baby in a trash compactor.
Q: How do you know when a baby is a dead baby?
A: The dog plays with it more.
Q: Whats the difference between a dead baby and a rock?
A: You cant ******** a rock!
Q: What does a baby do in a microwave?
A: I don't know i was too busy masturbating!
Q: How do you get 10 babies into a bowl?
A: With a blender!
Q: How do you get them out again?
A: With tortilla chips!!!
Q: What's present do you get for a dead baby?
A: A dead puppy.
Q: Whats harder then nailing a baby to a fence?
A: My d**k while im doing it.
Q: What is charred black and screams?
A: A baby getting his toy out of the fireplace!
Q: What does a dead baby and a jar of ketcup have in common?
A: If you squeez them hard enough red stuff comes out.
Q: What is the Diffrence between a dead baby and my Christmas Presents?
A: I havent opened my presents to see whats inside!
Q: How do you save a baby from drowning?
A: Harpoon it.
Q: What is black, white, and red all over?
A: A zombie baby eating a nun.
Q: What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?
A: Bob.
Q: What's worse than a having sex with a dead baby?
A: Having sex with a dead baby filled with razor blades.
Q: What do you call a bunch of retarted babies in a bathtub?
A: Vegetable stew!
Q: What's more fun than feeling up a dead baby?
A: Feeling up a dead baby with three nipples
Q: How many dead babies does it take to change a tire?
A: Two, one to prop up the car and one to replace it incase it explodes.
Q: What does a blind, deaf, quadriplegic baby can get for Christmas?
A: Cancer.
Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
A: When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.
Q: Why are test tube babies the most beautiful ones?
A: Because they're hand made.
Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a peanut butter cup?
A: The dead baby won't stick to the roof of your mouth.
Q: What's red and goes round and round?
A: A baby in a garbage disposal.
Q: What's the best thing about a Siamese twin baby?
A: Threesomes.
Q: What do you call a dead baby, a rat, 6 week old bread and a gherkin?
A: A Big Mac.
Q: What's brown and gurgles?
A: A baby in a casserole.
Q: What is better than a dead baby?
A: The revoked child-support.
Q: What do you call a baby on a stick?
A: A Kebabie.
Q: What is pink and red and sits in a corner?
A: A baby chewing on razor blades.
Q: What is the difference between a watermelon and a dead baby?
A: A watermelon floats.
Q: What is red and lies in all four corners of the room?
A: A baby that's been playing with a chainsaw.
Q: What is the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup?
A: A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it.
Q: What is the difference between a lamp and a dead baby?
A: It's really easy to turn on a lamp.
Q: What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs laying on your porch?
A: Matt.
Q: Why do babies have a soft spot in their heads?
A: So you can pick them up five at a time.
Q: How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole?
A: Stick a javelin through it's head.
Q: What is blue and flies around the room at high speeds?
A: A baby with a punctured lung.
Q: What's 18 inches long, pink, hard and makes women scream at night?
A: Crib death.
Q: What have you got when you strap a dead baby to each foot?
A: Slippers.
Q: What is blue and sits in the corner?
A: A baby in a plastic bag.
Q: What is green and sits in a corner?
A: The same baby, six weeks later.
Q: What is red and swings back and forth?
A: A baby on a meat hook.
Q: How do you make a dead baby float?
A: A tall glass of Fresca and two scoops of dead baby.
Q: When a baby is being born, why do they boil water?
A: So that if its born dead they can make soup.
Q: What is red, bubbly, and scratches at the window before exploding?
A: A baby in a microwave.
Q: What is blue and yellow and found at the bottom of a pool?
A: A baby with slashed floaties.
Q: What is green-black and yellow and found at the bottom of a pool?
A: The same baby three weeks later.
Q: What is red and yellow and floats on top of the pool?
A: Floaties with a slashed baby.
Q: What is black and sits in a corner?
A: A baby with it's finger in an electric socket.
Q: What squeals and goes around at 100mph?
A: A baby in an electric fan.
Q: What is blue and knocks on glass?
A: A baby in a fishtank.
Q: What is charred black and smells really bad?
A: A baby chewing on an extension cord.
Q: What has 4 legs and one arm?
A: A Doberman on a children's playground!
Q: What do you do with 4 dead babies and a sheet of glass?
A: Make a coffee table.
Q: What is worse than running a baby over with a car?
A: Getting it out of the tires.
Q: What have you got when you pile four dead babies on top of each other?
A: A stool.
Q: What's red, sits in the front of mirror, and gets smaller and smaller?
A: A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.
Q: What's pink and red and silver and crawls into walls?
A: A baby with forks in its eyes.
Q: How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?
A: As many as it takes to make a pile high enough to reach the light bulb with.
Q: How do you stop a baby from looking up at you with that cute little baby face
and gurgling happily with that little baby mouth and waving at you with those little
baby fingers and little baby toes?
A: Gouge its eyes out.
Q: Why is it so groovy to be a test tube baby?
A: Because you get a womb with a view.
Q: What is a sure way to stop a baby from crying?
A: With an axe.
Q: What's better than tying babies to your bumper and crashing?
A: Tying them to your tires and skidding.
Q: What is brown and keeps it's juices in?
A: A baby in an oven bag.
Q: How do you spoil a baby?
A: Leave it out in the sun.
Q: What's worse than finding a dead baby on your pillow in the morning?
A: Realizing you were drunk and made love to it the night before.
Q: What do you get when you have sex with a pregnant woman?
A: A baby with a black eye!
Q: What is white and red and hangs from a telephone wire?
A: A baby shot through a snowblower.
Q: What do you get when you dislocate a dead baby's jaw?
A: Deep Throat.
Q: Why did the baby fall out of the tree?
A: Because he was dead!
Q: What does a baby and a Pinto have in common?
A: They are fun to ride until they die.
Q: What is blue and bloated and floating in your beer?
A: A dead baby with fetal alcohol syndrome!
Q: What is the difference between a dead baby and a peanut butter cup?
A: The dead baby won't stick to the roof of your mouth.
Q: What is Baskin Robin's flavor of the month this month?
A: Blue Baby Cheesecake.
Q: What is the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend?
A: I don't kiss my girlfriend after sex.
Q: What is the difference between a dead baby and a golden delicious apple?
A: You don't have to bleed the golden delicious apple before you take a bite out of it.
Q: What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs laying on a beach?
A: Sandy.
Q: Why did the baby fall off the swing?
A: Because it had no arms or legs.
Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road?
A: Because it was chained to a bumper.
Q: What is the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies?
A: I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.
Q: How many dead babies can fit in a barrel?
A: 4 1/2.
Q: What is the difference between a dead baby and a felt tip marker?
A: You don't get second looks when you're writing with a felt tip marker!
Q: What is red and creeps up your leg?
A: A homesick abortion.
Q: What is the difference between a watermelon and a dead baby?
A: A watermelon floats.
Q: What bounces up and down at 100mph?
A: A baby tied to the back of a truck.
Q: What is special about a dead baby over all other forms of life
A: You can achieve deep throat from whichever way you enter.
Q: What is worse than smoking pot with a baby?
A: Making a bong out of it.
Q: What is the safest way to play with a baby ?
A: With a condom.
Q: What is small, and red, and full of holes?
A: A baby on a bed of nails.
Q: What do you call a 30week-old preemie?
A: An Appetizer.
Q: What has four wheels, smokes and squeals?
A: A bus load of babies on fire.
Q: What wiggles spits and is covered in s**t?
A: An inside out baby!
Q: When is the best time to bury that baby you killed?
A: When it starts talking to you again.
Q: What happens when you burn baby's face off?
A: It makes weird noises and crawls into walls.
Q: What do you get when you put a dead baby in a blender?
A: Hold on. I'll tell you in a second.
Q: What is the difference between a dead baby and an onion.
A: You don't cry when you chop up a dead baby.
Q: How do you make a baby cry twice?
A: Wipe your bloody c**k on his teddy bear.
Q: What is the best sound in the world?
A: Hearing dead baby's hips crack under pressure!
Q: What's more fun then spinning a baby on a cloths line at 200 miles per hour?
A: Stopping it with a shovel.
Q: What do you call a dead baby with its skin peeled off?
A: Sexy.
Q: Why did the toddler drop it's lollipop?
A: It was hit by a truck.
Q: What's the difference between a baby and a refrigerator?
A: The refrigerator doesn't scream when you stick your meat in it.
Q: What is bright blue, pink, and sizzles?
A: A baby trying to breast feed from an electrical outlet.
Q: What is the difference between a dead baby and a cheeseburger?
A: I don't ******** a cheeseburger before I eat it.
Q: What do you call a dead baby with its arms and legs chopped off bleeding all over your kitchen table?
A: Dinner.
Q: What is the difference between a baby and a dart-board?
A: Dart-boards don't bleed.
Q: How do make sure a babies dead?
A: You check to make sure its not pink in the middle after you take it off the grill.
Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and my slippers?
A: I won't let my dog chew on my slippers
Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead chicken?
A: You don't have to deal with all the feathers before you cook it.
Q: Why do babies cry at night?
A: Their a** still hurts from the afternoon.
Q: What's the difference between a baby and a speed bump?
A: I slow down for speed bumps.
Q: What is the difference between a baby and a mars bar?
A: About 500 calories.
100 things to do while ordering pizza
Best things to do while ordering pizza.
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1. If using a touch-tone, press random numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.
2. Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it.
3. Use CB lingo where applicable.
4. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.
5. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."
6. Tell the order taker a rival pizza place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.
7. Give them your address, exclaim "Oh, just surprise me!" and hang up.
8. Answer their questions with questions.
9. In your breathiest voice, tell them to cut the crap about nutrition and ask if they have something outlandishly sinful.
10. Use these bonus words in the conversation: ROBUST FREE-SPIRITED COST-EFFICIENT UKRAINIAN PUCE.
11. Tell them to put the crust on top this time.
12. Sing the order to the tune of your favorite song from Metallica's "Master of Puppets" CD.
13. Do not name the toppings you want. Rather, spell them out.
14. Put an extra edge in your voice when you say "crazy bread."
15. Stutter on the letter "p."
16. Ask for a deal available somewhere else. (e.g. If phoning Domino's, ask for a Cheeser! Cheeser!)
17. Ask what the order taker is wearing.
18. Crack your knuckles into the receiver.
19. Say hello, act stunned for five seconds, then behave as if they called you.
20. Rattle off your order with a determined air. If they ask if you would like drinks with that, panic and become disoriented.
21. Tell the order taker you're depressed. Get him/her to cheer you up.
22. Make a list of exotic cuisines. Order them as toppings.
23. Change your accent every three seconds.
24. Order 52 pepperoni slices prepared in a fractal pattern as follows from an equation you are about to dictate. Ask if they need paper.
25. Act like you know the order taker from somewhere. Say "Bed-Wetters' Camp, right?"
26. Start your order with "I'd like. . . ". A little later, slap yourself and say "No, I don't."
27. If they repeat the order to make sure they have it right, say "OK. That'll be $10.99; please pull up to the first window."
28. Rent a pizza.
29. Order while using an electric knife sharpener.
30. Ask if you get to keep the pizza box. When they say yes, heave a sigh of relief.
31. Put the accent on the last syllable of "pepperoni." Use the long "i" sound.
32. Have your pizza "shaken, not stirred."
33. Say "Are you sure this is (Pizza Place)? When they say yes, say "Well, so is this! You've got some explaining to do!" When they finally offer proof that it is, in fact, (Pizza Place), start to cry and ask, "Do you know what it's like to be lied to?"
34. Move the mouthpiece farther and farther from your lips as you speak. When the call ends, jerk the mouthpiece back into place and scream goodbye at the top of your lungs.
35. Tell them to double-check to make sure your pizza is, in fact, dead.
36. Imitate the order taker's voice.
37. Eliminate verbs from your speech.
38. When they say "What would you like?" say, "Huh? Oh, you mean now."
39. Play a sitar in the background.
40. Say it's your anniversary and you'd appreciate if the deliverer hid behind some furniture waiting for your spouse to arrive so you can surprise him/her.
41. Amuse the order taker with little-known facts about country music.
42. Ask to see a menu.
43. Quote Carl Sandberg.
44. Say you'll be able to pay for this when the movie people call back.
45. Ask if they have any idea what is at stake with this pizza.
46. Ask what topping goes best with well-aged Chardonnay.
47. Belch directly into the mouthpiece; then tell your dog it should be ashamed.
48. Order a slice, not a whole pizza.
49. Shout "I'm through with men/women! Send me a dozen of your best, Gaston!"
50. Doze off in the middle of the order, catch yourself, and say "Where was I? Who are you?"
51. Psychoanalyze the order taker.
52. Ask what their phone number is. Hang up, call them, and ask again.
53. Order two toppings, then say, "No, they'll start fighting."
54. Learn to properly pronounce the ingredients of a Twinkie. Ask that these be included in the pizza.
55. Call to complain about service. Later, call to say you were drunk and didn't mean it.
56. Tell the order taker to tell the manager to tell his supervisor he's fired.
57. Report a petty theft to the order taker.
58. Use expletives like "Great Caesar's Ghost" and "Jesus Joseph and Mary in Tinsel Town."
59. Ask for the guy who took your order last time.
60. If he/she suggests anything, adamantly declare, "I shall not be swayed by your sweet words."
61. Wonder aloud if you should trim those nose hairs.
62. Try to talk while drinking something.
63. Start the conversation with "My Call to (Pizza Place), Take 1, and. . . action!"
64. Ask if the pizza is organically grown.
65. Ask about pizza maintenance and repair.
66. Be vague in your order.
67. When they repeat your order, say "Again, with a little more OOMPH this time."
68. If using a touch-tone press 9-1-1 every 5 seconds throughout the order.
69. After ordering, say "I wonder what THIS button on the phone does." Simulate a cutoff.
70. Start the conversation by reciting today's date and saying, "This may be my last entry."
71. State your order and say that's as far as this relationship is going to get.
72. Ask if they're familiar with the term "spanking a pizza." Make up a description to go with the term. Ask that this be done to your pizza.
73. Say "Kssssssssssssssht" rather loudly into the phone. Ask if they felt that.
74. Detect the order taker's psychic aura. Use it to your advantage.
75. When listing toppings you want on your pizza, include another pizza.
76. Learn to play a blues riff on the harmonica. Stop talking at regular intervals to play it.
77. Ask if they would like to sample your pizza. Suggest an even trade.
78. Perfect a celebrity's voice. Stress that you won't take any crap from some two-bit can't-hack-it pimple-faced gofer.
79. Put them on hold.
80. Teach the order taker a secret code. Use the code on all subsequent orders.
81. Mumble, "There's a bomb under your seat." When asked to repeat that, say "I said 'sauce smothered with meat'."
82. Make the first topping you order mushrooms. Make the last thing you say "No mushrooms, please." Hang up before they have a chance to respond.
83. When the order is repeated, change it slightly. When it is repeated again, change it again. On the third time, say "You just don't get it, do you?"
84. When you’re given the price, say "Ooooooo, that sounds complicated. I hate math."
85. Haggle.
86. Order a one-inch pizza.
87. Order term life insurance.
88. When they say "Will that be all?", snicker and say "We'll find out, won't we?"
89. Order with a Speak-n-Spell where applicable.
90. Ask how many dolphins were killed to make that pizza.
91. While on the phone, fake entering puberty. Fluctuate pitch often; act embarrassed.
92. Engage in some serious swapping.
93. Dance all around the word "pizza." Avoid saying it at all costs. If he/she says it, say "Please don't mention that word."
94. Have a movie with a good car chase scene playing loudly in the background. Yell "OW!" when a bullet is fired.
95. If he/she suggests a side order, ask why he/she is punishing you.
96. Ask if the pizza has had its shots.
97. Order a steamed pizza.
98. Get taker's name. Later, call exactly on the hour to say, "This is your (time of day) wake-up call, So-and-so." Hang up.
99. Offer to pay for the pizza with a public flogging.
If any of the above practices are rejected by the order taker,
100. Say, in your best pouty voice, "Last guy let me do it."
50 fun things to do at wal-mart
50 funny things to do at wal-mart!
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1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.
2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.
3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten-minute intervals throughout the day.
4. Don't bother doing your own shopping. Simply find someone with a full trolley containing roughly the items you need, and when they are not looking take it and go pay for it at the checkout. (this is not stealing, they did not own the items yet, they were simply 'moving them around')
5. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.
6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift-wrap.
7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.
8. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit, then arrange them into erotic poses. (be creative with the gift-wrap tubes used in point 6).
9. When there are people behind you, walk really slowly, especially in thin aisles.
10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a code 3 in house wares," and see what happens.
11. Turn all the radios to polka stations; then turn them off and turn the volume up to full blast.
12. Re-enact a fatal incident involving the automatic doors.
13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi. I haven't seen you in so long." etc. See if they play along. Insist on calling them 'Bob', and if they protest, get angry about it (violent if necessary).
14. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who buys this crap anyway?!"
15. When you leave the store, try your car keys in the door of every car in the car park until you get to your own. Then drive off as if this is perfectly normal. (Note- if you don't actually own a car and walked to the store, attempt the above by substituting car keys with your house keys).
16. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you are taking it for a test drive.
17. Follow people through the aisles, staying about 5 feet behind them. Do this until they leave the store.
18. Ask if you can test some super-glue before buying it, then walk around the store gluing random items to other items/customers/staff. For added fun: See how many cashiers you can glue to each-other before any of them notice.
19. As the cashier runs your purchase over the scanner say "BEEP" in a loud voice. Repeat this for every item, and for other customers items. If the cashier protests, kill them.
20. Take off your shoes and tell them you want to return it and when they say you didn't buy it there say "The customer is always right damnit!!" Make a scene.
21. Move "Caution : Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.
22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you will only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.
23. Test the fishing rods and see what you can catch from other aisles.
24. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.
25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "I'm Batman. Come Robin, to the Bat cave."
26. Climb things.
27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.
28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down. Once you have mastered this, progress to "boobs".
29. When someone asks you if you need help, begin to cry and say, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"
30. When 2 or 3 people are walking ahead of you, run between them yelling "Red Rover."
31. Make up nonsense products and ask employees if there are any in stock. (i.e.: Shnerples). Do a vague hand-mime of what a 'Shnerple' looks like to assist them.
32. Take up an entire aisle in toys by setting up a full-scale battle with G.I. Joe vs. X-men.
33. Take bets on the battle from above.
34. Test the brushes and combs in Cosmetics on all the live animals in Pet-Care.
35. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible.
36. Hold indoor shopping cart races.
37. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from Mission Impossible.
38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.
39. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags against their will.
40. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies."
41. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.
42. Two words: Marco Polo.
43. Leave Cheerios in lawn and garden, pillows in the pet section, etc.
44. "Re-alphabetize" the CD's using an alternative alphabet of your choosing.
45. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look with various funnels.
46. When someone steps away from his or her cart to look at something, quickly place random combinations of items in their cart, such as 'A Large Cucumber and a Tub of Vaseline'.
47. Relax in the patio furniture drinking beer until you get kicked out.
48. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, drop to your knees and scream, "No, no, its those voices again."
49. Pay off layaways 50 cents at a time.
50. Drag a lounge chair over to the magazines and relax. Go to the food court, buy a drink, and explain that you don't get out much and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.
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