The Hero!
Hey!I’m Alfred F. Jones (the F stands for HERO), more commonly known as AMERICA.
You could also call me the hero. Or awesome. Or anything really mega cool like me, ‘kay?
Aaaanyways, I’m 19. Pretty crazy, right? Not many 19 year olds are heroes of the world. I’m probably blessed or something.
Yeah, so I really like making movies and obviously I’m dang good at it! We’ll make one sometime, it’ll be awesome! But not if your eyebrows are thicker than your fist and if your name is Arthur. Because then you’ll just be mean to me and It’s not fair and I didn’t do anything to deserve it and you’re just jealous of my talent and wish you could be as awesome as me because you’re just old and lame!
England loves me, though. He doesn’t admit it, but we all know it’s true. ‘Cause Tony can like, use his alien powers to read people’s minds, and then he tells me what’s goin’ on. So that’s how I know. AAAND ‘cause I’m so great, he can give me his powers and stuff for a while so I can read minds too. It’s true. So I’ll know whenever y’all are thinking about me.
AND RUSSIA. LEAVE MY PROFILE ALONE IT'S TOO COOL FOR YOU
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//squirms
... Yeah, yeah ... love you too. c:
It's ...
... A-Alright, fine, it's for you! >8I
//shoves present at him and turns away
No!
No, it's not for your bloody boss!
I ... I do have a present for you ..! It's just- It's not this one! 8I
//hides present behind back
OF COURSE NOT.
WHY WOULD I GET A PRESENT FOR YOU. GOSH.
I ... I was just cold!
I would love to, but I'm really busy these days, so I guess I'll have to say I'm unable to continue role playing in the group. D: ]]
...
-thinks that Alfred is going to rape him-
....But n' sittn' o' m' chair.