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Report | 10/14/2012 7:16 pm

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Behold!
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Report | 10/09/2012 5:46 am

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Or perhaps I simply bend knee to the awesome power that is human self-sabotage.
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Report | 10/08/2012 6:01 pm

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lol And if for no other reason than that you promised yourself, it's not gonna happen.
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Report | 10/08/2012 4:54 pm

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I wonder if Vegeta's in the story. I might have to tack this onto the list of fics to read.
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Report | 10/08/2012 4:15 pm

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rofl twisted Oh, that is just delightful!
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An excerpt:
Goku had the definite advantage. Or so it seemed. Hitler burst into a laugh, as Goku looked on quizzically. The mustachioed man slowly rose into the air, as his brown hair and pencil moustache turned a blonde color, and his brown eyes turned blue. Goku reeled in horror. Hitler continued laughing, then finally said "Goku! You came here expecting to find a madman, but instead, you found a GOD!" Hitler had become a Super Saiyan.
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That happened. In real history. I don't give half a flying ******** what historians and eye-witnesses say, THAT HAPPENED!
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Report | 10/08/2012 3:50 pm

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I'm sure it is; it's k-pop, after all. lol

I'm still trudging through the archives on that site I showed you yesterday. Right now I'm looking at a fic about an affair between Goku and Anne Frank. It's... it's just so special. It's also a little unnerving how much Super Saiyans have in common with Hitler's Aryans. Looking at it now, I'm not sure how I didn't pick up on it before.
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Report | 10/08/2012 2:03 pm

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I'm not sure what this is or why it's invading everything (even the things that themselves invade everything else), but the Klingon version was just fantastic.
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Report | 10/08/2012 5:19 am

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That just looks like he's yawning.
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Report | 10/07/2012 7:00 pm

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After 10 years, I'm still playing that game, so it's thankfully the exception rather than the rule. Still, even I had the urge to punch me for being a dork after that.
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What you need is a very special mouse "pointer" to go with it. twisted
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Report | 10/07/2012 6:50 pm

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I assembled an entire Windows theme--complete with bacground, icons, sounds, font and cursors (both static and animated)--to emulate "Emperor of the Fading Suns". I made the cursors and some of the icons from scratch, while extracting the rest from the game's files.
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Dat a** for a start button? Well, it saves time, if nothing else.
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Report | 10/07/2012 5:47 pm

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I pretty much just assumed you were as obsessed with MLP as I am with video games.
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Report | 10/07/2012 5:42 pm

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Some would argue against the positive nature of that inhibition.
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Report | 10/07/2012 4:54 pm

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At least you have something of a purpose, eh?
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Report | 10/07/2012 4:39 pm

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I meant the thread. Good that you at least enjoy it.
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Report | 10/07/2012 4:26 pm

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Wishing you'd never bothered yet?
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Report | 10/07/2012 4:19 pm

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Re-arrangment. Nothing is quite so tedious and--let's be honest--evil.
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Report | 10/07/2012 4:01 pm

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Well, I'm gonna read it anyway. Think I'll start it once I'm done gorging myself on the Topless Robot FFF archives.
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Report | 10/07/2012 3:57 pm

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I revel in the literary pain. twisted Now I'm DEFINITELY going to have to read Silent Ponyville.
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Report | 10/07/2012 3:45 pm

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Silent Ponyville sounds promising.

For the record, my idea of wonderully terrible are fics that display grammar and/or spelling so atrocious that even someone who neither speaks nor reads the language can tell it's bad, an apparent total lack of knowledge regarding anatomy and biology, and sexual fetishes so sick they could make Slaanesh cringe in revolusion. Basically, ComixNix.
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Report | 10/07/2012 3:30 pm

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I gotta get to reading some of the material you've got up. I'm finally caught up with that million-word behemoth I've been reading, so I'll actually have the time. Got a suggestion for something particularly horrible to start me off?

I DID read "My Little Dashie", though, since I've been seeing it mentioned everywhere. They... weren't exaggerating.
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