About
Congratulations! You found my profile. It's amazing right? Just kidding. You are obviously here because you are curious about the person behind the avatar.Well...there isn't one. I'm just a figment of your imagination. razz
Let's get down to the basics, shall we?
Name: Melissa (but my usual online alias has been Syvani or Syv since 2006)
Age: 37 (Yeah I'm that old so respect your elders grasshopper)
Birthday: December 16, 1980
Zodiac sign: Sagittarius
Chinese Zodiac: Metal Monkey
Picture: Hahahahaha!!! No. (You want this you have to take the time to get to know me first.)
Sex: Only if you behave. But verified female. At least I was last I checked.
Preference: Heteroflexible. Sorry ladies. While I love the look of you, I just feel weird getting emotionally attached to another woman.
So what is Melissa into? Funny you should ask, just don't look in the closet...some things are best left in the dark.
Singing and writing are my top favorite things to indulge in. I'm a sucker for eloquent speaking/typing. I also love to rp, but as of late have lacked the inspiration to really dive in, sadly.
Also love to game. Currently my guilty pleasures are ESO, Touch, and Dance On.
Like mmorpgs or rhythm games? Feel free to add me on discord or steam.
Discord: Syvani#9340
Steam: Syvani
I love meeting new people with differing views, however if you are the kind to make s**t up to impress people, gtfo. Nobody has time for that drama, including me. Also, if you are the type of person that is in everyone's faces with their lifestyle choices, put a lid on it. Most of us can respect individual decisions, but when you throw it at them like "Oh look at me and my special situation. Love my special situation!", all you are going to do is piss them off. biggrin
So, another passion of mine is coming up with avatars. I have a couple friends that I do avi looks for because I enjoy it and they like what I come up with. If you are a friend and stumped on what to do, I'm more than happy to assist. ^.^
On to movies and music. I'm really into horror and comedy, but I like a lot of different genres here as well. I'm not really into westerns or action (unless they have comedy or horror elements). So that being said I do like creepy and unusual things. For music: again there is a pretty wide variety. There are few things I won't listen to, but pretty much anything with a catchy beat or that I can sing to is going to be a given in the list of yes. I don't care for hard rap, most country, or screamo. However, I love the electronic side of industrial music which often includes screaming vocals. The music is catchy enough to nullify my dislike for the vocals, though.
Now, if you've made it this far and are still reading: Bravo! Here's a cookie for your efforts.
If you are interested in me at all, this is what you need to know to avoid a hassle with me.
My venus sign is in Scorpio which means when I'm really into you, I'm obsessive about it. I'm also jealous and possessive af. I don't like sharing my things. Mind you, I have no qualms with friendships with the opposite sex, but anything of an intimate nature is a no go unless it's with me. I'm also very affectionate and do require a certain amount of attention as well as reassurance. However, I will treat you like royalty, be excited to see you whenever I get the chance, and show you an intensity that you would not get from many others.
Most jaw dropping line due to sheer ignorance -
"Me: I did say I was very possessive.
Person: But I didn't think you meant this.
Me: What did you think I meant by possessive?! Doesn't like sharing in that sense; very territorial. Pretty ******** standard definition of possessive."
Don't be that guy.
Also I do have a theme song mainly because of the chorus:
"Hate this you ********
Hate this
You know who I am!
Hate this you ********!
Hate this!
Hate this!"
I'm very direct about who I am and what to expect because I don't like my partner having unexpected surprises on that front, yet, for some reason, they are still surprised everytime. rofl
Okay, I'm done being bitchy. This is just a reminder.
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