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Report | 08/15/2009 10:49 pm

Wormmon

*stares at your 2003 sash*
. . . . *sobs* ; 3 ;

Report | 08/14/2009 2:44 am

Princess-Orphelia

Hi there sweetheart. I wanted to set up the first Booty grab thread ever, with Admins, Devs, Artists, Mods and Gaia staff all in the one thread. So i am not sure if you have a tank, but if you do, can you please post it in this thread. 4laugh If it's not too much of an inconvenience, and you don't mind. I am aiming at no more than 7 tanks per page, due to lag. gonk
Thank you so much. Huggles. Orphie. heart

Booty grab thread, yet to be named. gonk

Report | 08/10/2009 9:19 pm

Cassie Eats Cockroaches

I'll unthaw your a** with the might of my awesomeness! *Pidermanwebsling!reymysterio619!glomp*

Report | 08/10/2009 8:56 pm

Cassie Eats Cockroaches

OH YEAH! It's on like Donkey Kong! *CloudMeteor!glomp*

Report | 08/09/2009 11:32 pm

Cassie Eats Cockroaches

I will so make you mah bee-yotch! *megasuplex!glomp*

Report | 08/09/2009 10:21 pm

Cassie Eats Cockroaches

You may have but I will make you submit! *piledrive!glomp*

Report | 08/09/2009 7:32 pm

Cassie Eats Cockroaches

*sneak glomp*

Report | 08/02/2009 11:39 am

Wormmon

Oh dear god. XD The only thing I understood was desu and kawaii.

Report | 08/01/2009 8:54 pm

Wormmon

Very super kawaii sugoi desu. ;D

Report | 07/31/2009 4:28 pm

Wormmon

Well don't you just look adorable. xDD

Report | 07/31/2009 12:04 pm

Cassie Eats Cockroaches

Silly, yes! Wholesome family comedy? Not so much but it's be a damn funny sight indeed. Especially if there is a chibi Bobby in the background sighing with a bubble that says 'idjits...' But, I'm also slightly retarded, so that could just be me....

Ahh... Pandora is a cruel mistress. Let her believe you like on pop song and suddenly it's overwhelming your station like a palmetto infestation. But hey, at least you are putting the morning wood to good use, instead of just beating it down to urinate every morning. I swear on a stack of burning bibles that I once woke up to my ex cursing because of that s**t! Just roll over, cop and feel and innocently ask 'is this for me?' and boom, problem solved. Though, becoming privy to your proclivities, that might just solve one problem and start another! XD LOL

LOL My bad, you said fence, I was thinking hand to pull the wire back and stuff, not your back. And yes, encouraging your unborn grandchildren to smash your spinal column would be considered a 'bad thing'. ******** hilarious to an outside observer, a bunch of kids smashing at their Pop-Pop like a pinata. And we can burn Stephanie Meyer like the evil witch she is, because even though she probably sold out and all that, it would still be satisfying to watch her fry....

YAYZA! *does -I'm-awesome-dance* Do the hivvy, do the hivvy, do the hivvy... *stops* biggrin ..... So does that mean I have to send you a pie? Or can I just smoosh it on my laptop screen and hope you get it?

*sideways glance* Dude, I live in a predominately black neighborhood and we all know black mens be loving the thick white chicks and if I can fend them off, I'm sure I'll be good against a little stick man like you. LoL XD Nah dude, seriously, I could give two shits how you or anyone acts when they're drunk. It's all good in the brotherhood. And I just realized I'm into you for a ******** pie, a bottle of Jameson AND a webcam.... How did that s**t just happen? If I can't cheap out on the liquor, how 'bout the cam? Mine has a cute little Hello Kitty sticker on the base! s**t, if I send you mine, then I'm without.... Damn thee!

Report | 07/30/2009 3:53 pm

Cassie Eats Cockroaches

Wow.... Wookie!Dean. That's kinda scary. You could draw him running away from Sam, who is chasing him with a razor blade and shaving cream. But trust me, have the burning p***s pic, I do trust that these are truth-facts you are telling me about! XD

A true case in 'you should be careful what you wish for'. But I wouldn't complain if I had sexy a** manfolk trying to constantly get into mah drawers. But that's only because I haven't had anyone trying to get into them for four years, so I'm probably biased.... As long as you don't wake up with something pokin' you in dah butt, you should be okay.

Yeah, you waste all that money on kerosene and matches and it'll keep coming back, just like a cold sore. Not even worth the time or effort.

Nothing beats nerve damage. Something to show the grandkids later on, like 'hey, bring that hammer over here and beat PopPop's hand with it. AHHHHHHH!! Wrong hand ya little s**t!' On second though, maybe it's not such a good thing if it makes future you beat small children and give them the broken finger. Oh, come on, you won't even do some hot Cas on Dean action if I request it? I've seen some truly awful s**t on the lj comm and there is no way yours could be worse. That was supposed to come out as a compliment but I don't think it did....

Dammit, why do I always gotta talk to the expensive whores?! I guess I'm too cheap... A sign that it was never meant to be. Shake your fist all you want but I can't afford both our drinking habits! I'd have to switch to drinking Popov just to afford your whiskey! Even though it would be hilarious to hear you ******** going off at a passerby.... 'Do you ******** mind, buddy?! Your fatty mcfatterson breathing is distracting me from my phone call...... I mean, have a good night, Father O'Malley.' LMAO

Report | 07/30/2009 2:30 pm

Cassie Eats Cockroaches

Yes, after the pleasant eye sizzling stopped, I noticed the chibis at the bottom! Very cute! I just thought it was funny in that Comic-Con clip, that even the chick filming it commented on how broad Jared is! And don't feel bad for emo!Sam... he's always been that way! Just a fact of life. biggrin

Wow, I never knew they had a name but YES! Nothing hotter than a man with some fine a** lines on his body! But hey, one out of two ain't bad! There are people in third world countries who have none. You just continue to make me more and more jealous over the Dean's in you're life! *pout*

LOL! Verbrennen Sie es jetzt! Verbrennen Sie es jetzt deshalb die Flammen werden läutern das Übel! Verbrennen Sie es für den Sieg von Deutschland! But I guess the Hot Topic will live to see another day because as much as I want to see the flames engulf it and Twilight, I really don't want to go to prison for arson. And even if it did, they'd just build another one. C'est la vie....

Oh Em Gee, I have a thread about that (that got moved to chatterbox goddamnit)! Someone posted it on IMDb and I had to share it here! http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/chatterbox/buffy-pwns-edward-hilarious-clip/t.51304247/ I still think that's funny though! God, what the ******** wavelength are we ******** sharing?! I have that with my other friends, we'll be talking about something and we'll both make the comment or the same time or one of us will and the other will be like 'Get out of my head!'

Wow.... one would say that is social Darwinism at work but ********, that'd could give you a super tolerance that would make you surpass the human race one day! Like an X-Man or some s**t! Like snake handlers that get bitten over and over again to build up a resistance to the snake venom! You'd have super cool hallucinations on snake s**t though!..... right up until you died.... XD Holy s**t, I can see it now! Some demon whammies Dean into an altered mental state where he has to isolate himself lest he kill everybody with his Cheeks O' Doom and only Cas can save him with his angel mojo! Then there is smexing! Yay! I love happy endings from psychotropic demon induced delirium!.... Where the ******** did I just go, there?

Irish whiskey, hmmm.... Can't even cheap out with the Canadian s**t? Black Velvet is pretty good. Burns like Twilight fire but still decent enough.... So be it, Irish it is. Though then there is the task of mailing out a webcam AND the hooch will be expensive and tricky, cause hey, friends don't let friends dial drunk! At least not good friends.

Report | 07/29/2009 7:39 pm

Cassie Eats Cockroaches

You ain't just whistlin' Dixie! I was simply scrolling down and BOOM! p***s burning into mah peeperz! I am excited about Psycho John! Are you gonna crackify that, with him having some massive crazy eyes like this....

OH man, even better than some jutting hips is them deep creases where the torso meets the legs angling down towards the junk..... Thems be hawt! Especially when they were jeans with no tee and they are loose on the hips.... Mmmmmm. Sorry, where was I?

Holy s**t, thank you! I'm so glad someone else loathes Twilight as much as I do.... I walked into a bookstore, pointed at their display and said 'God, I wish I could set s**t on fire using only the power of my mind'... okay, maybe it was more like 'Burn it! Burn it now!' but it was more eloquent in my skull beef. But it's been put to me this way. When it comes to selling trademarked merchandise, HT is one of the better places to go. But the brands they exclusively sell are crap. But they sell s**t from Mighty Fine Clothing (they do tees for like Transformers, South Park and Army of Darkness, etc) and I don't know what it is but that s**t feels and breaths like Egyptian cotton and the colors don't really fade, even after a s**t ton of washing. So on the love-hate scale, it just depends on what merch they are hockin'.

But back to the salting and burning of the evil, sparkly vampires.... I just love how a lot of SPN fans are like 'Sparkles make it easier for Sam and Dean to kill s**t'. I don't know if you've ever read the books (tried, got halfway through the first chapter of NM and had to put it down before I destroyed it) but it's like the author thought it would be a good idea to publish her spank bank/horrible fantasies. It's not modernizing the genre, it's dumbing it down..... stupid b***h.

O.o

Is your body just like a magnet for pain and bad luck? Do I want to ask how the hell you were electrocuted repeatedly? I've fallen off a horse (it wasn't moving at the time, but still) so I know how that goes.... Damn dude, I'm shocked you aren't a head of lettuce after all that s**t. Were you like, the Bionic Man in another life? LOL Still, exploding beer cheeks is like the penultimate of drug induced hallucinations and that's beating out my friend who thought his friend just got back from the war and lost his junk it battle and my brother who swore the FBI was hiding in the bushes and dropping to floor so they couldn't snipe his a**. So does that mean I have to airmail you a bottle of Johnnie Walker Blue and hook up my webcam so I can watch you wax philosophic/idiotic on the meaning of life, the universe and everything? Cause that's gonna cost me.... XD

Report | 07/26/2009 9:13 pm

Cassie Eats Cockroaches

Oh man, speaking of a Jared and Jensen double team/Kuro sammich, you still have to link me to the comic you posted about in the thread! I am dying to see this penciled wonder! And yeah, you may be right about the whole hip thing but his still seem unnaturally waify.... Or it could be that cracked I smoked earlier. XD

Yup, Hell definitely seems more like party central than Heaven. I keep thinking of the Johnny the Homicidal Maniac comic where he goes to Heaven and everyone is sitting around doing nothing because they shed all their earthly desires.... Sure, sign me up for the disco/coke fest in Hades! You'll put me on the list, right?

Right, a lot of places don't do market research anymore. Like Hot Topic *spits, hisses* sells extra small ICP shirts and it's like, have you ever met a Juggalo? We are all fat! And broke! We can't afford $50 dollars for a damn Hatchet Man backpack. At least the Trek people realized who their target base is and designed shirts accordingly. What I think is really funny, there was a South Park episode where the Goth kids burned down a Hot Topic in the episode and then the next week or so, they started selling tees from that episode! o.O WTF?

How can you hate Vicodin? I have the sciatica and that s**t is the s**t. Percocets (which are currently floating through my system and were when I posted that youtube video) make we weird and if I take a whole one they knock me out. Vics are good because they stop the pain without making me loopy. Dude.... I want the batch they gave you! They must have gave you 10-375's because exploding beer cheeks = one ******** of a time! I'd actually pay to see what you'd be like if you took a low dose methadone! s**t, I'd sell tickets! XD

Report | 07/22/2009 8:27 pm

Cassie Eats Cockroaches

Yeah, I saw the pic on your profile! I had so many bad/funny things to say but a lot of them may have come off rude, so left one that was simple! Lemme clarify that real quick for ya.... I have the uncanny ability to think that something I say or type is mega-hilarious but they sometimes come off real snarky and mean without me realizing. So if that happens, just remember that I probably thought I was being facetious.... But yeah, I would love to shave my head and have easy hair but I fear I would get this bad, Sinead O' Conner look and that'd be bad! Feel lucky you carry the XY chromosomes that allow you to look good with a buzzed head.

That also means you are correct in your assumption that you have no knockers. And on a 5'4" frame, I don't think large pecs would really be a good look for you.... Just imagine Vin Diesel's chest on your body....

Luckily for me, never had a broken nose. Or bones. *knock on wood* Had a fractured finger from when we were living on base in El Paso but I don't think that counts.... See, there is this weird body structure about Jared that just turns me off. He's got nice big broad shoulders... and an itty-bitty waist. There is just something wrong with that. The hip bones are supposed to be aligned with the width of the shoulders. Not so much with him. So if it comes down to a war between us over who gets Jensen or Jared, Jared is ALL yours! XD You can j**z in your pants all you want with him, I won't fight you on that!

Lucky ducky.... Buddhist and agnostic. Talk about the religion potjack! (for reference http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYaF6b_KLko at 1:33) And they covered bases! If they are wrong, at least you won't spend seven years in Purgatory for being unbaptized, unlike the rest of us heathens.

Well, you do get people like that with a lot of the popular things. Gatecrashes are a fact of life. Take the people who like Star Trek. I see people talking about the movie who I KNOW aren't trekkies simply because they are way too good looking! Guess you just have to gloss over them and enjoy the con because you know you are better than that. Plus, if you have a Godzilla!Kuro with you, it makes for a smoother weekend. biggrin Fog, no fog, my bucket list includes standing on either coastal shore enjoying the view! It must be done, so commands the beast we call the Desolate One! LOL But you may have a piece of sound advice with umbrella rum.... That soul hogging slut drain ain't in my life and I can always ignore her PM's. Get off the cross, use the wood to build a bridge and get over it, yup yup.

SHITE, Chris sounds like my Supernatural buddy! Down to a T! I think everyone should have a person like that in their group! But drugs are bad. Pot makes me paranoid and I never got into the harder s**t. Christ, if weed gives you a headache, imagine what coke or smack would do.... *visions of that scene from Scanners*

s**t, that should be in the allergy pills aisle! Vodka in nasal delivery bottles! Cleans your sinuses and ******** you up! My friend got me one time, I was at game and someone said something funny and I was trying to breath and not choke with the large gulp of kool-aid in my mouth and he turns, cups his hand and puts on his best Garth Algar voice and says 'if you're gonna spew, spew into this'! I spit red juice all over his hands and lap! Not as clearing as Vodka Sinus & Cough but it'll do in a pinch!

Do fear about the words.... If you think them, they will come. Hopefully not on your Old Navy board shorts but, you can never predict when they will hit you.

Report | 07/21/2009 10:41 pm

Cassie Eats Cockroaches

LOL God, when I was out in Cali, it got up to 103 and I was dying. Especially waiting in a giant line in direct sunlight at Magic Mountain! Living in Arizona, I would step out of the AC to smoke and it was like the air was being knocked out of me! But still, the humidity rate can't be as bad out there as it is here! 98 degrees with 80% humidity is a killer! And I live on a lake, so it's even worse! I have Hermione hair! Today, I flat ironed it and by 10PM it had expanded into a life of its own! Like a damn tribble gave birth on my melon! Sometimes extreme measures have to be taken. Besides, by December, his hair will have grown back. You won't see the floppiness under his toboggan but still.... Although.....





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My brother does have a pentacle over his heart like Sam and Dean! Don't mind the face, he got punked by his exes brothers. Stupid skanktron.





Nope, hot as the two may be for each other, Jensen has a girly *grumble* who oddly shares my name, or a variation thereof. But it is funny, we were trying to download 'Mystery Spot' on the XBOX and they have pictures with the seasons and I mentioned to my one friend that Jensen is my husband and he gave me a look of 'qoi?' and said 'we all know you love Jared Padalecki to which my rejoinder was 'dude! he was on the gilmore girls! his stock still hasn't recovered from that!' He may be on some serious dopage but he is not as hot as Jensen.... up there but not equal to, IMHO.





I was going to say, can Catholics even join the science field? I thought the Pope excommunicated people like that! XD So does that make you a recovering Catholic? Seems everyone I know (aside from Tyrus) who was is now considered recovering.... weird, eh? 





I think I would either die or kill at a yaoi con. Die from massive squeeing or kill some of the people who write the trash I come across every now and then.... Like you have the normal yaoi fans and then you have the ones who make us look like a bunch of nutty knobgobblers. Like my stalker. She actually had the audacity to say that the reason she broke up with my old roommate was because she knew more about Megumi and manga than he did and he didn't like it! WHA??? This is also the same b***h who told me she didn't have to get a job when she was living here because her parents send her money! And I know there are more than a few twunts who go to those. Ran into a few at Ohayocon the past few years.... *shudders* Tell me that the attendees are better than that! Tell me! Still, murder charges aside, I'd definitely love to go one time. See the damn ocean for once! Been to Cali, lived in NC, never seen the deep blue.... it's a cryin' shame. Hopefully, I get into college next year in Phoenix. It's a lot closer to SF than Ohio!





Oh god, I got a friend like that (one of the ones that was over here) and the s**t that comes out of his mouth is ********' ridiculous! Like, when he saw the new Torchwood mini-series commercial with all the kids talking at once, his solution to possessed kids was 'just burn 'em all! problem solved, done!' I wish I could think of some of his funnier s**t but trying to remember a nugget of hilarity is difficult! It's all the weed he smokes.... took away the learnin', left the funny! And you can't help but laugh like a retarded monkey when you encounter such people! He ever say something too funny while you're drinking and made you spit up your drink? XD I hate it when that happens!





Sorry about the short comment but when you're trying to hold a conversation with a person who's actively engaging you and typing at the same time, it makes for bad typing.... But we made this super sweet vid we're going to upload to YouTube about Star Trek. His friend does video editing like a boss, so I'm hoping it turns out awesome and not lame.... cause that'd be bad. Then I had to drop Big Fat Paulie off then went to funny dudes house to watch Squidbillies and Torchwood. He just had

Report | 07/21/2009 2:55 pm

Cassie Eats Cockroaches

Well, the not having floppy hair may be my fault.... It gets really muggy in Ohio! Long hair is a bad thing, you see. So I may have buzzed him bald on a particularly hot day..... DON'T JUDGE ME MONKEY!!!

Well, good to know that he can separate his personal life from his character. And have fun too, apparently because I found a couple pictures of him messing around with the corpses/party guests from 'Ghostfacers' and they were kinda funny. Not a lot of people can do that, so you gots to give him the props. Besides, you just know he's porking his girlfriend and they AIN'T married. God... to be his girlfriend.... *drifts off* Where were we?

Dude, if you could actually teleport to game, you'd would definitely be inducted into the family! After we play around with the teleporter, of course! XD And you'd have so much fun squicking Tyrus (character name) cause he's Catholic and kind of a homophobe. Not bad like most.... he's just Catholic.

Okay, your description of your loud voice and your Castiel's face brings an image to mind. You watch Squibillies (awesome) so does that mean you watch Harvey Birdman? If you do, the image of Shado with his loud mind voice and the janitor beating the P.A. box with a broom! *iz crazy* Well, he wears flip flops all the time, so I always end up stomping on his tootsies. Poetic justice! The stick may come in later, though....

GOD, vibrating! Are you like a cellphone? Do you sometimes just vibrate off the chair? XD

I got company over, so can't go too far into shite. Will reply to email (cause damn!) shortly!

Report | 07/20/2009 8:40 pm

Cassie Eats Cockroaches

.... Cool! I love clandestine messages sent in the middle of the night that could decimate people and civilizations! *evil cackle* Wow.... I really need to quit reading sci-fi/fantasy novels....

Ooooh, I want a brother like that! You'd think having a tatted up ex-con brother would be a boon when dealing with exes but not really. He's more annoying than anything else. Also, he doesn't have floppy hair. And I won't let him borrow my shotgun cause ya know, cons can't possess firearms. o.O And holy s**t, I know how you feel! I hate my glasses but the idea of shoving my thumbs into my eye sockets in unsavory. Plus, they can slid behind your eyeballs and get stuck. XP So photoshop seems the best option for demonizing yourselves. Just until they refine gene splicing!

Is Jensen really a Bible thumper? Lies and slander, I say! Hailing from the land of Bush myself, I thought that was just a stereotype. Maybe it's a numbers game. If Jared isn't then Jensen must be. That makes me sad. He can't be all that bad though, what with the nature of show and all. At least he's not a Scientologist. Those peeps are just plain nutty. God, if you got a reply, you'd be like royalty on the threads! Just waltz in big pimping with that in you're signature!

The group I was playing Exalted with got the M. Night Shamaylan treatment from out storyteller. Weird things started popping up in the world and we found out we were in the Matrix and the queen was a program. Talk about a mind ********! I love my D&D group. We've hit all the milestones together! The DM and her husband had a baby, two others got married and now our other member is engaged. The top friend on my MySpace in my DM! You'd lover her. Both her and her husband are bi and swingers. I actually didn't believe in people finding their soul mates until I met these two! Still don't really but it makes on hope....

Glad to know that! Usually when the crazy starts dripping out my ears, people tend to shy away. Which is why I hang around other crazy people, like fat people will hang out with other fat people to offset their appearance. XD Nah, more like birds of a feather. It's also good to know that hilarity can be gleaned from my ramblings! But see, you can't use fire against his fantastic flaminess! He will only absorb it and become more flaming! I'd hurl Playboy at him but he'd actually read the articles and comment on how bad cosmetic surgery effects the boob ratio and dog on the girls who get their poopers bleached! There is no gay kryptonite for him! The planet is doomed! I could always hurl a spider at him (he's arachnophobic) and then poke his catatonic body with a stick.... I do love poking stuff with sticks. LOL Adult Swim actually has a game on their website where you have to poke a dead body down a river!

Okay, is it a good accent or one of those 'Forgetting Sarah Marshall lets make fun of Russel Brands accent' accents? Cause if it's a condescending accent like that, it makes you even more pompous and haughty! Kinda like Stewie. Though, if you laugh like a hyena then, you'd sound more like Peter! Though I think that would be a bad thing if you are in you Dean cosplay....

Report | 07/20/2009 6:39 pm

N 1 G H T M A R IV

nice avi dude

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