Kia Sai

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Last Login: 01/20/2017 9:00 pm

Registered: 06/01/2007

Gender: Female

Birthday: 04/29

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Proof im not as lazy as i make myself out to be!! (:

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  • Garlic Picker[134]
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  • Taiko Drum Banger[152]
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  • Ghost Lantern Dim[155]
  • Kokeshi Doll Trickster[158]
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  • Grass Fluff Gardener[161]
  • Outlaw Pup Blaster[167]
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((Oh how i love reconstructing things))


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LIVE PLAYS:
hello, my dears!! i made a new guild JUST for the pleasure of acting ^.^ its called the Sazokashi Theater and we're looking for some people who want to act. we put on plays in the zOMG, and all actors and actresses get paid, depending on the play (some pay more than others) so, if you just want some info for now, look to the RIGHT of here, and click on the JOB OPENING thing. that'll take you to my journal entry about the theater. theres also a link to the guild if you wanna check it out (:

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Masks of a Stranger


Do not be fooled by me.
For I wear a mask.
I wear a thousand masks.
Masks that I am afraid to take off,
because none of them are me.

I give the impression that I am secure,
that all is sunny and unruffled within me,
just as without.
But do not believe me, please.

I am afraid the deep down I am nothing,
that I am just no good, and that you
will see this and reject me.
So I play my game, my desperate
pretending game.

With facade of assurance without,
and a trembling child within.
And so begins the
parade of masks, the glittering
and empty parade of masks,
that are all worn by me.

Who am I, you wonder?
I am the one that is sitting all alone,
hiding from myself,
and afraid to meet you,
Because of who I truly am.

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23 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity:
(pm me if you have any more ideas)

1. At Lunch Time, Sit in Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and Point a Hair Dryer at Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over the Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You to Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries With That.

4. Put Your Garbage Can on Your Desk and Label It "In."

5. Put Decaf in the Coffee Maker for 3 Weeks. Once Everyone Has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In the Memo Field of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds"

7. Finish All Your Sentences With "In Accordance With the Prophecy."

8. As Often as Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

9. Order a Diet Water Whenever You Go Out to Eat With a Serious Face.

10. Specify That Your Drive-Through Order Is "To Go."

11. Sing Along at the Opera.

12. Go to a Poetry Recital and Ask Why the Poems Don't Rhyme.

13. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play Tropical Sounds All Day.

14. Five Days in Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not in the Mood.

15. Have Your Coworkers Address You by Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

16. When The Money Comes out the ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

17. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running Towards the Parking Lot, Yelling "Run for Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

18. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due to the Economy, We Are Going to Have to Let One of You Go."

19. Sit with your best friend(s) in a car, windows down, in the middle of a grocery store parking lot in the middle of the night. Yell random things at the people walking by.

20. Call an Indian restaurant and ask for some dirty turbans.

21. Go to a satanic church. in the middle of their black mass, walk in, put your hands in the air, and yell out: "I AM GOD!!!"

22. Go to Wal-Mart and stalk a random person. Be as obvious as you can. When they turn around, make sure they see you, then duck behind clothing rack.

23. Leave a locked briefcase in the corner of an elevator. Ask the first person that gets on if they hear ticking. -requiem4sanity

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SkeletonFiesta Report | 08/20/2012 4:41 pm
SkeletonFiesta
Im sorry :/
SkeletonFiesta Report | 08/18/2012 12:44 pm
SkeletonFiesta
I havenr been on in a while.
My lifes been kicking my a** all summer xD
SkeletonFiesta Report | 07/04/2012 1:21 pm
SkeletonFiesta
sorry darling. ^^;
again, busy summer
SkeletonFiesta Report | 06/29/2012 7:49 pm
SkeletonFiesta
D:
And you told me 8P
SkeletonFiesta Report | 06/29/2012 9:19 am
SkeletonFiesta
How do you not like oreos????
SkeletonFiesta Report | 06/28/2012 9:06 pm
SkeletonFiesta
yup....
is it weird that i like stale oreos? o.o
SkeletonFiesta Report | 06/28/2012 9:00 pm
SkeletonFiesta
i gotta pool
it was under construction so i had to go to a stupid public pool
SkeletonFiesta Report | 06/28/2012 8:54 pm
SkeletonFiesta
well i wanted both genders so that ruled out any spend-the-night stuff (i only invited 2 females anyway XD)
I ruled out anything that had to be a big hassle to get organized or anything that needed lots of planning
So pretty much i was left with the pool.
SkeletonFiesta Report | 06/28/2012 8:51 pm
SkeletonFiesta
i dont like pools unless im by myself on a float left alone
the only reason i had a pool party was because i didnt feel like cleaning my house XD
SkeletonFiesta Report | 06/28/2012 8:46 pm
SkeletonFiesta
i was drowned by every single one of them multiple times the WHOLE DAY DX

you know that thing that comes after people's comments whenever they post in the forums? ya, this is mine..... i'd call it my rainbow vomit... but it doesnt sparkle... only Girafficorns can fart sparkles...


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Sazokashi Theater
iEatRainbowUnicorns

Bite me.

Grave Robber...

I love you!! <3can i kill you?...i want your heartbeat-owo-

yay, my lover!!

you will have beautiful children together

IM NOT YOUR LOVER!!!


OMG ITS A VAMPIRE!!

i draw the best mother effing avi-art ♥


i dont know whether to be scared or the flying grunny with wings or the purple block
._____.

HOORAY for the Theater!!
If you like acting/roleplaying,
then join us!! we make money for performing
plays for Gaia!! AND the more plays you perform,
the more money you make!!!
Join the Sazokashi Theater today!!

Kia

Nikki

Q: is the Sazokashi Theater the best thing ever?

A: yes. yes, it is.

PAINT OF COLORFULNESS!

William

you are now experiencing and inside joke.
just play along and laugh with us to avoid being laughed at.

^^^^^^^^^^
READ!!

FACT: i might possibly
have the BIGGEST
wish-list in all of Gaia.

♥ i love you ♥

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Life

Death

Love

Hate

Narwhals narwhals, swimming in the ocean,
causing a commotion- CAUSE THEY ARE SO AWESOME! ♥

Believe it or not, this is smaller than the actual size i got from photobucket XD

^^Best. Movie. Ever.^^

--Night Surgen

<< I LOVE MAG!
i must have her eyes....

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Mag's contract's got
some might fine print.

Some mighty fine print?

Some mighty-fine-print...

I remember working every victim with acute precision...

Mmm... Sexy GENterns ♥

Zydrate comes in a little glass vial

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