if it weren't for the law enforcement, and physics i would b UNSTOPABLE!
im not afraid of the dark! im afraid of the ninjas that hide IN the dark
hard work pays off in the future. lazyness pays off now
they laugh cuz im different i laugh cuz they're the same
Always laugh when you can. It is cheapest medicine. Although, it's also the best disguise.
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?
Love your enemies. It'll make 'em crazy.
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
I’d like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
I found a great way to attract money... work!
Death is a once in a lifetime experience.
If life is a bowl of cherries, why am I stuck with the pits?
I am in my own little world but it's okay they know me here.
pplz i kno in real
Hit me once, I don’t care You hit me twice, I don’t even feel it You hit me a third time, I am bored You hit my friend and you can start digging your own grave
i found out it is illegal to drink cement. I wonder how many people did this for it to become a law.
i lost my mind, help me find it?
time is a great teacher, too bad it kills all its pupils
It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.
dont take life seriously, no one gets out alive anyway
there are no stupid questions, just stupid people
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling
everybody wants to goto heaven, but nobody wants to die
No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour. (California)
Nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool. (Baldwin Park)
Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine. (Chico)
Prohibits elephants from strolling down Market Street unless they are on a leash. (San Francisco)
Dear Math,I am not a therapist. Solve your own problems.
stuff ppl have 2 say :D state wats on ur mind!
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=O congratulations, you're the only one who gave the right answer and also the only one without a dirty answer.
XD; congrats