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Thieving Crow Report | 07/28/2016 1:05 am

I am
SO sorry for you

Closed On Sunday Report | 02/29/2016 4:19 pm

i've returned after
idek how many days
i'm a lazy s**t
it's part of the unlucky thing

Closed On Sunday Report | 02/27/2016 4:20 am

nice
this group too chill and i'm IN
expect a lot of phone calls, i hope the voicemail is super cool

s**t, thnx for the warning
don't wanna suddenly become a nice person out of nowhere
maple syrup has some serious powers
maybe maple syrup should be part of the group

GOOD LUCK IN DREAM LAND
hopefully my luck wont rub off and bring actual dreams
nightmares are much better emotion_dowant

Closed On Sunday Report | 02/27/2016 3:54 am

right, i gotta be the cool outcast of the group
the loner
i'm the brick and not a number less than 10
the rebel
or just the person with bad luck

bcoz the 1st most wonderful person is gone, does that mean you're the leader?????????????
wait, are canadian vampires now.

you're correct
this website sucked all the luck outta me
i suck at the rigs
how is knowing everything going for you?

Closed On Sunday Report | 02/27/2016 3:24 am

i'll take the brick
the right nostril is nasty, idk who's been in that

omg i took ur advice (bcoz you know everything)
and got some food
specifically pancakes
BUT IT'S OK BCOZ IT'S 6:30AM AND THAT IS BREAKFAST TIME
can vampires eat pancakes

let's unleash this curse emotion_dowant

Closed On Sunday Report | 02/27/2016 2:43 am

YAS.
I MADE THE TEAM CUT.
what part of the face am i of the illuminati
omg plz say i'm the left nostril
PLEASE
i'm rly disappointed about this donut situation man
are there bagels at least

is everyone a vampire in the illuminati, is that part of the requirement
ugh, i rly want food now
i was supposed to fix my schedule, what did you do omg
IS THIS PART OF THE WHOLE ANTI-LUCK THING

inability to control luck
i like it.
MY OWN LUCK OR OTHER PPL'S TOO?

Closed On Sunday Report | 02/27/2016 2:25 am

s**t man
that's better than what my last minimum wage paying job was LMAO
WHAT ECONOMY IS THIS.

did you srsly get coffee omg
i hope it's decaf, you're doomed
do you plan to stay up all day or knock out and wake up at 6pm like the vampire we know you wanna be

you would know
coz you know things
you're in the know
but i don't coz i'm only 13, s**t
idk anything
reteach me
i am but a fetus

Closed On Sunday Report | 02/27/2016 2:17 am

are you a pro at making things confusing
is this part of the illuminati job
i want to be hired

DEPENDS, what time is it for you

HOEMYGOD
nah man, i wanna stay the 13th, it's super cool
MY FAV NUMBER, HOW'D YOU KNOW BOO

Closed On Sunday Report | 02/27/2016 2:05 am

busy for the rest of my life doing what?
running away from the government????
DO I KNOW TOO MUCH?

well s**t ok LOL THAT SUCKS. I'll see if someplace has it or we might have peppermint extract
but I don't need it now at 5am LMAO

ofc, hook me UP
jk i'm scum, you reply so fast and i'm over here
driving like an old lady in a coffin
(aka not at all)

Closed On Sunday Report | 02/27/2016 1:58 am

you are the eyebrow of the illuminati
since two points are a line
omg
the eyebrow is the most important part, ******** the EYE

what about melting a candy cane in it, or peppermint candy? Kinda like with hot coco
idk about you but I can't drink coffee unless it's 2% coffee and 19048230% everything else

ily2 bb biscuit
don't slip up and become the 3rd, unless there's like a list of usernames for other accounts counting all the way up to 10 emotion_facepalm