My words of wisdom
A good friend would come and bail You out of jail, But a bestfried would be sitting there next to you saying "well......we messed up!"
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they are okay, then it's you.
No boys=No love
No love=No sex
No sex=No Humans
No humans=No school
No school=No problems
I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
There are three types of people in this world: those who make things happen, those who watch things happen and those who wonder what happened.
When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the fire department generally uses water.
Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.
There is no such thing as a stupid question, just stupid people who ask questions.
Reality is an illusion caused by a shortage of alcohol.
If practice makes perfect, and no one is perfect, why practice?"
Sometimes my mind wanders; other times it leaves completely
The mightiest of weapons is truth. And everyone knows you’re not permitted to enter a Government building with a weapon.
When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and leave the world wondering how the hell you did it.
Don't go knocking on death's door, ring the doorbell and run, he hates that!!!!!
Dont piss me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies!
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they are okay, then it's you.
No boys=No love
No love=No sex
No sex=No Humans
No humans=No school
No school=No problems
I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
There are three types of people in this world: those who make things happen, those who watch things happen and those who wonder what happened.
When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the fire department generally uses water.
Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.
There is no such thing as a stupid question, just stupid people who ask questions.
Reality is an illusion caused by a shortage of alcohol.
If practice makes perfect, and no one is perfect, why practice?"
Sometimes my mind wanders; other times it leaves completely
The mightiest of weapons is truth. And everyone knows you’re not permitted to enter a Government building with a weapon.
When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and leave the world wondering how the hell you did it.
Don't go knocking on death's door, ring the doorbell and run, he hates that!!!!!
Dont piss me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies!
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littlexmissxheartxattack
she looks like u
SHORT THIN BROWN HAIR LOVES STUFFED ANIMALS KINDA..........
AND IS KINDA CHUBBY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AND AND AND THT PIC LOOKS EXACTALLY LIKE HER!!!!!!!!!!!