Any Questions about me PM and ask away. (: I love PMs. Wanna know the basics ?
My Names Emma
I live in the USA.
Oh hand i can dislocate my arm, wanna see ? (;

A good friend would come and bail You out of jail, But a bestfriend would be sitting there next to you saying "well......we ******** up!"
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they are okay, then it's you.

No boys=No love
No love=No sex
No sex=No Humans
No humans=No school
No school=No problems

I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
There are three types of people in this world: those who make things happen, those who watch things happen and those who wonder what happened.
When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the fire department generally uses water.
Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.
There is no such thing as a stupid question, just stupid people who ask questions.
Reality is an illusion caused by a shortage of alcohol.
If practice makes perfect, and no one is perfect, why practice?"
Sometimes my mind wanders; other times it leaves completely
The mightiest of weapons is truth. And everyone knows you’re not permitted to enter a Government building with a weapon.
When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and leave the world wondering how the hell you did it.
Don't go knocking on death's door, ring the doorbell and run, he hates that!!!!!
Dont piss me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies!!!!

Btw, if your still reading. It was very painful changing those colors (:

1. Coke or Pepsi?
2. What show do you wish you can star in?
Depends...can I be a cartoon character?
3. What have you always dreamed of?
Finind an amazing boyfriend
4. Cats or dogs?
5. Of anyone in the world, who would you trade places with?
I really don't know...
6. Have you ever tried a drug?
7. If you could change your real name to anything, what would it be?
Alex or Dylan, but idk really
8. What celebrity should play you in a movie of your life?
I don't know D:
9. At a movie theater, which arm rest is yours? The right or left one?
Usually the right.
10. Are you asian?
75% you raciest.
11. Do you think Paris Hilton is hot?
-cough- Im straight...
12. Have you read the Twilight Saga?
no. its stupid. nuff said
13. If girls like emo guys, and emo guys look like girls, then do girls really like girls, WHICH MAKES GIRLS LESBO??
14. Have you ever woke up from feeling like you fell when you were just lying in bed?
15. Have you ever screwed up so bad you spent the rest of your life wishing you turned back time?
16. Don't you think if people were really emo, they would just kill themselves already?
17. What is your pet peeve?
lots of things.
18. Do you keep grudges or do you let go of them easily?
I keep 'em, i know its bad but that jerk who messed with me WILL DIE!!!
19. White meat or dark meat?
Does it matter?
20. Have you ever caught yourself staring at someone's chest/crotch?
21. If you had $10 million, what would you do with it?
Lots but im way to lazy to type it all out D:
22. Have you ever stolen?
23. What does your love life look like?
It hasn't been too good lately....
24. What is the one thing that you love so much about your special one?
Dont have one.... Thanks for reminding me.
25. What song makes you cry?
I forgot the name of it... crap..
26. What song makes you laugh?
Many, id have to say Ablucarkey by Weird Al.
27. How was your day?
28. Are you jeleous of anyone?
Yeah.. she has a really good life.
29. Whats the best feeling in the world to you?
When I'm listening to music, or with my friends.
30. What the worst feeling in the world to you?
31. Have you ever fell inlove?
No, not really
32. Have you ever cried in school?
Yeah, when nobody was around.

0. Im going to tell you 12 facts.
1. Your reading This
2. Now your saying/thinking this is stupid.
4. You didnt notice that i skipped 3
5. Your checking it now.
6. Your smiling.
7. Your still reading my post.
8. You know all you have read is true.
10. You didn't notice that i skipped 9
11. Your checking it now.
12. You didn't notice there are only 9 facts


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Thy Final Request

Report | 07/08/2013 4:24 pm

Thy Final Request

Guess who started playing again..

Report | 01/18/2013 6:47 pm


I was born with gills, like a fish.

Report | 12/05/2012 2:47 pm


Hey. What do you think of my profile? Dont tell me the fat comment is stupid.. shh...
Thy Final Request

Report | 10/13/2012 6:24 pm

Thy Final Request

Haha thats absolutely amazing! lol
Thy Final Request

Report | 08/17/2012 3:00 pm

Thy Final Request

What up girly??? Lol

Report | 08/13/2012 11:23 pm


Thy Final Request

Report | 08/04/2012 11:58 am

Thy Final Request

Hey girl I'm back on, Been a While though 0.o

Report | 01/17/2012 3:04 pm


Ah bro, there's a picture of me on my profile now, do you think it's cute? I think I look fake..

Report | 01/15/2012 2:10 pm


I couldn't tell.

Report | 01/14/2012 12:28 pm


What If I always wrote like this to you?


Epic Fail. Lmfaoo

Im Free Of Prejudice I Hate Everyone Equally
Dont take life seriously Nobody makes it out alive anyway
Reality is an illusion caused by a shortage of alcohol
Live Life, Be Free, Hang Ten. (:

[u:89a1dd7e62]Harry Potter Vs. Twilight[/u:89a1dd7e62]
Potter: 4
Twilight: 1