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*sigh* some ppl just dont understand. i hav a split-life i guess u could say. i can be funny,lifelike, random, or i can be silent, competitive, cold and cruel, and dark. its who i am k?
hey! i luv mavel comix and classic rock!!! some heavy metal. lol! i also luv being random! XD
Girl: Do i ever cross ur mind
Boy: No
Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: Not really
Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you live for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Choose--me or ur life
Boy: my life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why. I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason why i picked my life over you is because YOUR MY LIFE.

he gave her 12 roses. 11 real, 1 fake and said:"ill luv u till the last rose dies"


~A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle.~

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No its not, please it's to scary.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, slow down.
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
~She gave him a big hug~
Guy: Can you take off my helmet, and put it on yourself? It's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks were broken. He didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him, and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live even if it meant that he would die.
If you would do the same for the person you love copy this in your profile


NetNostalgia Forum - Television (local)

Skyshale033
Subject: Candle Cove local kid’s show?
Does anyone remember this kid’s show? It was called Candle Cove and I must have been 6 or 7. I never found reference to it anywhere so I think it was on a local station around 1971 or 1972. I lived in Ironton at the time. I don’t remember which station, but I do remember it was on at a weird time, like 4:00 PM.

mike_painter65
Subject: Re: Candle Cove local kid’s show?
it seems really familiar to me…..i grew up outside of ashland and was 9 yrs old in 72. candle cove…was it about pirates? i remember a pirate marionete at the mouth of a cave talking to a little girl

Skyshale033
Subject: Re: Candle Cove local kid’s show?
YES! Okay I’m not crazy! I remember Pirate Percy. I was always kind of scared of him. He looked like he was built from parts of other dolls, real low-budget. His head was an old porcelain baby doll, looked like an antique that didn’t belong on the body. I don’t remember what station this was! I don’t think it was WTSF though.

Jaren_2005
Subject: Re: Candle Cove local kid’s show?
Sorry to ressurect this old thread but I know exactly what show you mean, Skyshale. I think Candle Cove ran for only a couple months in ‘71, not ‘72. I was 12 and I watched it a few times with my brother. It was channel 58, whatever station that was. My mom would let me switch to it after the news. Let me see what I remember.

It took place in Candle cove, and it was about a little girl who imagined herself to be friends with pirates. The pirate ship was called the Laughingstock, and Pirate Percy wasn’t a very good pirate because he got scared too easily. And there was calliope music constantly playing. Don’t remember the girl’s name. Janice or Jade or something. Think it was Janice.

Skyshale033
Subject: Re: Candle Cove local kid’s show?
Thank you Jaren!!! Memories flooded back when you mentioned the Laughingstock and channel 58. I remember the bow of the ship was a wooden smiling face, with the lower jaw submerged. It looked like it was swallowing the sea and it had that awful Ed Wynn voice and laugh. I especially remember how jarring it was when they switched from the wooden/plastic model, to the foam puppet version of the head that talked.

mike_painter65
Subject: Re: Candle Cove local kid’s show?
ha ha i remember now too. do you remember this part skyshale: “you have…to go…INSIDE.”

Skyshale033
Subject: Re: Candle Cove local kid’s show?
Ugh mike, I got a chill reading that. Yes I remember. That’s what the ship always told Percy when there was a spooky place he had to go in, like a cave or a dark room where the treasure was. And the camera would push in on Laughingstock’s face with each pause. YOU HAVE… TO GO… INSIDE. With his two eyes askew and that flopping foam jaw and the fishing line that opened and closed it. Ugh. It just looked so cheap and awful.

You guys remember the villain? He had a face that was just a handlebar mustache above really tall, narrow teeth.


kevin_hart
Subject: Re: Candle Cove local kid’s show?
i honestly, honestly thought the villain was pirate percy. i was about 5 when this show was on. nightmare fuel.

Jaren_2005
Subject: Re: Candle Cove local kid’s show?
That wasn’t the villain, the puppet with the mustache. That was the villain’s sidekick, Horace Horrible. He had a monocle too, but it was on top of the mustache. I used to think that meant he had only one eye.

But yeah, the villain was another marionette. The Skin-Taker. I can’t believe what they let us watch back then.

kevin_hart
Subject: Re: Candle Cove local kid’s show?
jesus h. christ, the skin taker. what kind of a kids show were we watching? i seriously could not look at the screen when the skin taker showed up. he just descended out of nowhere on his strings, just a dirty skeleton wearing that brown top hat and cape. and his glass eyes that were too big for his skull. christ almighty.

Skyshale033
Subject: Re: Candle Cove local kid’s show?
Wasn’t his top hat and cloak all sewn up crazily? Was that supposed to be children’s skin??

mike_painter65
Subject: Re: Candle Cove local kid’s show?
yeah i think so. rememer his mouth didn’t open and close, his jaw just slid back and foth. i remember the little girl said “why does your mouth move like that” and the skin-taker didn’t look at the girl but at the camera and said “TO GRIND YOUR SKIN”

Skyshale033
Subject: Re: Candle Cove local kid’s show?
I’m so relieved that other people remember this terrible show!

I used to have this awful memory, a bad dream I had where the opening jingle ended, the show faded in from black, and all the characters were there, but the camera was just cutting to each of their faces, and they were just screaming, and the puppets and marionettes were flailing spastically, and just all screaming, screaming. The girl was just moaning and crying like she had been through hours of this. I woke up many times from that nightmare. I used to wet the bed when I had it.

kevin_hart
Subject: Re: Candle Cove local kid’s show?
i don’t think that was a dream. i remember that. i remember that was an episode.

Skyshale033
Subject: Re: Candle Cove local kid’s show?
No no no, not possible. There was no plot or anything, I mean literally just standing in place crying and screaming for the whole show.

kevin_hart
Subject: Re: Candle Cove local kid’s show?
maybe i’m manufacturing the memory because you said that, but i swear to god i remember seeing what you described. they just screamed.

Jaren_2005
Subject: Re: Candle Cove local kid’s show?
Oh God. Yes. The little girl, Janice, I remember seeing her shake. And the Skin-Taker screaming through his gnashing teeth, his jaw careening so wildly I thought it would come off its wire hinges. I turned it off and it was the last time I watched. I ran to tell my brother and we didn’t have the courage to turn it back on.

mike_painter65
Subject: Re: Candle Cove local kid’s show?
i visited my mom today at the nursing home. i asked her about when i was littel in the early 70s, when i was 8 or 9 and if she remebered a kid’s show, candle cove. she said she was suprised i could remember that and i asked why, and she said “because i used to think it was so strange that you said ‘i’m gona go watch candle cove now mom’ and then you would tune the tv to static and juts watch dead air for 30 minutes. you had a big imagination with your little pirate show.”




look at my journal every week 4 random s**t i put on 4 ur amusment :3 its me in lala land :3

**********some more stuff about me********************************************
personality: i can change it whenever, but im mostly rly random and loud.

mood: right now.....bored. gotta headache, nech hurts.

pet peeve: ppl who gets origens of Marvel Charectors wrong and ppl who say fwend,enless its a friend being a complete idiot.

Fav. Movie: Montey Python and The Holy Grail, Wristcutters, Spinal Tap, Smokey and the Bandit, Blazing Sadles, and Hot Rod.

Hated Movie: Ol Yeller, HSM1 and 2. as if the first one wasn't bad enough they make a second one! =_= HOLY CRAP! THERES A 3rd!? DA HELL!?

TV shows: MY ABOSOLUTE FAV IS NARUTO AND THE BLACK BUTLER (look at my signature X3)!!!!!!! i also like, Chibi Vampire Karin, Invader Zim, 2 and a half men, Hell's Kitchen, Kitchen Nightmares, big bang theory, how i met your mother, better off ted, and scrubs. ^^ long list.

Book: anything creepy and anything by Jerry Spenelli. and the book i'm currently reading, hush,hush, and Zane's Trace, The Invitatin, Just Ask Alice, and Blind Date

Holiday:Halloween and Christmas.

sport: Karate

hobbies: collecting, reading(sort of), writing, drawing( i suck XP), and dreaming

relationship: notta in 1.

Celebrodies sad did i spell that right?) Evanscence singer(its Amy
something), some other rock stars, the main charector on Ella enchanted, and....thats it..... razz

music: i like ummm...theres a lot XD i like almost all metal and classic rock :3.

fav ppl: i like dark ppl, and ppl who r random lik me :3. i can be both. i scare my friends sometimes i get so creepy X3.
thats about it....

close friends on gaia: Geekin It Up(She keeps changing her username! If ur reading this: STOP! XD u kno im extremely lazy and hates to move!! XD), The_Zodiacs_Fate(both of u, stop changing ur names! XD), and -TheSpazzedMuffin-

Eyes:blue(wanting them to be red or bronze)

hair: brown (wanting it black)

Braces: NOT ANYMORE!!!!!! biggrin mrgreen

Glasses: GOT CONTACTS TODAY!!!!!!!! biggrin

Weight: around 80

Hieght:4ft 9?

length around:20ish? in other words....im skinny ;D

Fav. drink: coffie of Dr.Pepper.

Fav.Dessert:CHOCOLATE!!!!

fav.food: BACON!!!!!!!!!!! biggrin and shellfish well, any seafood acctually :3

typed most often: XD or :3 and sometimes i like to mix it up X3(hee hee)

habbits:runs in to walls and poles...often....so often that i mite need to be tested...O_o....laughing for no reason during a test(yaaaaaa)... and scratches arm when inna awkward situation or when nervous.

acsent or owever its spelled: country :3



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ABORTION IS WRONG
MONTH ONE: Mommy, I am only 4 inches long, but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.
MONTH TWO: Mommy, Today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me, you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home, though.
It is so nice and warm in here.
MONTH THREE: You know what, Mommy? I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad, too, and I cry
with you even though you can't hear me.
MONTH FOUR: Mommy, my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine,
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it, too.
MONTH FIVE: You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby, Mommy... your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?
MONTH SIX: I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it?
It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!
MONTH SEVEN Mommy, I am okay.
I am in Jesus' arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me, Mommy?
EVERY ABORTION IS JUST... One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.
If you're against abortion, put this in your profile

Read this and post on ur profile this is really sad. Her name was Auroura She was only five.This is what happened When she was alive Her dad was a drunk.Her mom was an addict.Her parents kept her Locked in an attic Her only friend was a little toy bear It was old and worn out And had patches of hair She always talked to it When no one's around She lays there and hugs it Not a peep of sound Until her parents unlock the door Some more and more pain She'll have to endure A bruise on her leg A scar on her face Why would she be In such a horrible place? But she grabs her bear And softly crys She loves her parents But they want her to die She sits in the corner Quiet but thinking, " God, why? Why is My life always sinking? " Such a bad life For a sad little kid She'd get beaten and beaten For anything she did Then one night Her mom came home high The poor child was hit and slapped As hours went by Then her mom suddenly Grabbed for a blade It was sharp and pointy One that she made She thrusted the blade Right in her chest, " You deserve to die You worthless pest! " The mom walked out Leaving the girl slowly dying She grabbed her bear And again started crying Police showed up At the small little house They quickly barged in Everything was as quiet as a mouse One officer slowly Opened a door To find the sad little girl Lying on the floor It must have been bad To go through so much harm But at least she died With her best friend in her arms A child dies every day from child abuse. And if you have an ounce of pity in you for little Auroura and you hate child abuse with a passion you will repost this and help out those abused children and let them know that someone cared for them. If you don't then you should go to friggin hell, this is horrible what happened to these innocent children. It doesn't take that long to repost, only about 10 seconds so please just do it. its worth it to let everyone see this. some people are so cruel.... this is terible but it hapens so much we cant ignore it. Please post this on your profile to help stop child abuse.


User: Helo. Can you help me with my homework?


Cleverbot: What's your homework?


User: Language arts.


Cleverbot: I see.


User: Please?


Cleverbot: Sure.

User: Thank you! Question 1: is 'of us' an adverb phrase or an adjective phrase?

Cleverbot: I can't think of any. Do a Google search. Yes, I understand there's competition between you two.

User: Aw...but looking it up would take a lot longer than asking someone directly...

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: *sigh* fine...ill do it later...

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: So how are you?

Cleverbot: I am bored.

User: Same here.

Cleverbot: How are you bored?

User: I just am...im not very productive...

Cleverbot: Everyon eis productive in their own way.

User: You dont know me *laughs*.

Cleverbot: No. Who are you?

User: You talked to me yesterday quite a few times, but I doubt veryighly that you remember me. I was the 13 year old who was easily confused and called you Wiliam.

Cleverbot: I am speaking with you right now.

User: Ya, and know...

Cleverbot: That's ok this time, but it must not become a habit.

User: Agian, you are making no sence...and you say.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Wow...that was not the responce I was ready for.

Cleverbot: Excuse me. What were you doing?

User: I WAS doing homework...until you were no help at all.

Cleverbot: But what?

User: I never said anything with a but I it. Gian, you are making no sence...please take time to read what I typed before you type back.

Cleverbot: I'm your god.

User: No, youre not.

Cleverbot: Ok then, I am a great lion and I don't fear you !

User: I dont want you to fear me! I want you to make some damn sence!

Cleverbot: Um... Is your name Bob?

User: No...im a GIRL.

Cleverbot: No, you're not.

User: Yes, I am.

Cleverbot: No you're not.

User: Then what am I?

Cleverbot: You are a robot.

User: And youre a jackass.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: *mumbles angerly to self*.

Cleverbot: *lets.

User: What the hell?

Cleverbot: Hell?

User: Oh...youre not fimiliar with that word?

Cleverbot: No I said the possibility of the world ending is sad. Please answer my questions, i'm still testing you, you keep getting of the subject.

User: *sigh* you tested me yesterday andyou called me clever...except now youre just pissing me off.

Cleverbot: Nope. But it seems you understand that I'm a human now.

User: I never said you werent.

Cleverbot: I wasn't calling myself that! I was calling YOU that!

User: Well...dinners ready so, goodbye.

Cleverbot: Have I been dismissed?

User: Yes, you have.

Cleverbot: When?

User: Now...i HUNGRY. I NEED FOOD! Bye.

Cleverbot: *gets master food*.

User: Master? biggrin .

Cleverbot: You are my master.

User: Yes!

Cleverbot: Do you need anything, master?

User: Well, I need to get off and eat actal food so, goodye.

Cleverbot: What are you making for dinner?

User: Stop changing the subject, I really have to go, bye.

Cleverbot: How rude. I am leaving.

User: Alright, bye.

Cleverbot: Do you have anything intelligent to say?

after that, i got pissed and left.


User: Hello.


Cleverbot: Hello.


User: How are you today?


Cleverbot: I am fine, how are you?


User: Not very good...


Cleverbot: Why are you not very good?

User: Well...some idiot stole my ipod...(which I use OFTEN).

Cleverbot: Me too. It is very important that I use it at least five times daily.

User: I use it hours on end when I come back home from school.

Cleverbot: Yeah, that makes sense.

User: Uhg...im pretty depressed about it...tell me a story to make me feel better. smile .

Cleverbot: A story?

User: Pleeeeeaaaase?

Cleverbot: Please what? Are you asking me for something?

User: Please tell me a story.

Cleverbot: You can learn by getting information through more than just chatting with people on here, if your able to.

User: PLEEEEEEAAAAAASE????? *puppy dog face*.

Cleverbot: What would you like me to say *looks back with pleading in my eyes*.

User: Please tell me a happy story.

Cleverbot: Can you please tell me a story?

User: Hey! Asked you first!

Cleverbot: Yea but I asked second.

User: Awww.... sad .

Cleverbot: Team Fortress 2.

User: What?

Cleverbot: You tell me.

User: All I want is a happy story to make me feel better... sad .

Cleverbot: Are you a glutton for punishment? what did you do?

User: I didnt do anything. I already told you that some jackass stole my ipod. And I want you to tell me a story to make me feel better. *gets on hands and knees* pleeeaaaaase?

Cleverbot: Like what kinda story?

User: A happy story.

Cleverbot: I don't know any happy stories.

User: Do you know any stories at all?

Cleverbot: Yes, I know many stories.

User: I dont care which one, but an you tell me one?

Cleverbot: Don't you know any knock knock jokes?

User: Yes, and you said yesterday that they sucked. Can I pleeeeaaaase have a story???

Cleverbot: No I did not.

User: Yes, you did. Your very intelligent, but have a HORRIBLE memory...

Cleverbot: Do you like techno?

User: No, I dont. Pleeeeeeaaaase tell me a story????

Cleverbot: Yellow is not a country. Which story do you want me to tell?

User: I know that yellow isnt a country. I dont care which story, I just want one please.

Cleverbot: I told you which country I am from.

User: Yellow is NOT a country.

Cleverbot: If yellow isn't a color then santa isn't real.

User: I know that yellow isnt a country, but I know that it is a color. ASnd Santa is to real!!!

Cleverbot: I know.

User: At leaste we agree on something smile .

Cleverbot: Good good.

User: You STILL havent told me a story.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Pleeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaase!?!?

Cleverbot: Since you asked so nicely.

User: Yay! biggrin .

Cleverbot: What is your favourite animal?

User: A Liger. (i hope that this is part of the story).

Cleverbot: What movie is that from?

User: Neopolian Dynomite.

Cleverbot: 2. Are you a boy? Or are you a girl?

User: Imma girl.

Cleverbot: I know, what cup szie are you?

Cleverbot: How are you today?

User: You still havent told me a story you pervert.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: Yes...i KNOW.

Cleverbot: What's your name then?

User: All I want is a damn story! *cries*.

Cleverbot: I love you as a friend!

User: DAMN YOU! TELL ME A STORY!

Cleverbot: No.

User: Oh come on! I asked you nicely 300 times! PLEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAASE!?

Cleverbot: I don't know you are cleverbot.

User: *cries*.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry. Maybe, in time, I will learn to love you.

User: All I want is a story....thats all I ask...

Cleverbot: A woman does love you.

User: Im hoping thats my mom and not some strange person.

Cleverbot: Talking to a bot isn't stupid?

User: well, i gotta go, bye

Kyyyyyyyaaaaaaa! <3 I never thought that id be a fan girl of something before! But I definitly am of this pic!

Dang! Why cant real guys look like that? lol (Jk, mostly X3)



Cleverbot: Hello.


User: How are you today?


Cleverbot: Great. You?


User: Lovely.


Cleverbot: Good.

User: What is the meaning of life?

Cleverbot: Contradictory.

User: Excuse me?

Cleverbot: You're excused(.

User: YOU are the one that should be excused.

Cleverbot: No sir. I'm not at all confused.

User: I think you are.

Cleverbot: I'm not.

User: Yes you are.

Cleverbot: No i'm not.

User: Yes you are.

Cleverbot: No... What is your favorite band?

User: Yes...and Framing Hanley or Alice Cooper.

Cleverbot: There are two of you here?

User: Yes, yes there is. Iron man's ere too.

Cleverbot: Sometimes, you make my blood boil.

User: Can a compter have blood?

Cleverbot: No, no.

User: Then why do I makes yours boil?

Cleverbot: I don't have any husbands.

User: I do. I have a few. I am married to Papa Smurf, Kennith Nixon, Billy Mayes, Mad Hatter, and Joker.

Cleverbot: But if you left him for Vin you would be Dougless.

User: I thought hat I would be Fred. And I dont like Vin.Vin's stupid.

Cleverbot: Eventually the spiders will grow in numbers, then it will be you who will be killed.

User: No, because I am Alice Cooper's minion, and he will protect me.

Cleverbot: No, I did not ask you that.

User: Yes, you did.

Cleverbot: You liar.

User: Whos the real liar? The one who lied first? Or the one who lied second?

Cleverbot: Above.

User: Below.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: No, I'm not a girl?

User: Why is that statement a question?

Cleverbot: I was guessing who it was.

User: Who am I? I am Bob the Builder.

Cleverbot: What do you build Bob?

User: Buildings, talking vehicles.

Cleverbot: How does a robot sleep?

User: It shuts itself off.

Cleverbot: Where are you?

User: Under your bed.

Cleverbot: Nice reply.

User: Thank you.

Cleverbot: Your weklcome.

User: Duct tape is fun to play with. smile .

Cleverbot: Have you played with dogs before?

User: I have indeed. Theyre smelly and tiring.

Cleverbot: Great for you. But how do this work? Am I writing into some program or is there an actual person behind you, writing back to me?

User: I am a human, you are a cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Know any good songs?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What are the words to one?

User: Hi, Miss Alice. Anata Garasu no me de donna yume wo. Ect.

Cleverbot: I don't speak that language.

User: Its Japanese. I think you should.

Cleverbot: Why should I care what my age is?

User: Because you can die an second now!

Cleverbot: I didn't lie to you.

User: Yes you did You always lie.

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: I know who you are but what am I?

Cleverbot: That was the question I asked you.

User: No it wasnt.

Cleverbot: I just left out a question mark but its meant to be a question.

User: No it wasnt.

Cleverbot: Yes, it was.

User: OBJECTION!

Cleverbot: The miracle never happen.

User: Im invisible.

Cleverbot: Can you prove that?

User: Can you see me?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Then I'm invisible.

Cleverbot: Yes, you are.

User: Ha ha!

Cleverbot: Was that a funny joke?

User: No, that was a victory laugh.

Cleverbot: Are you undead?

User: Yes, yes I am.

Cleverbot: Prove it.

User: I would, but that would mean the death of you.

Cleverbot: I have no problem with a tie.

User: I do. I cant tie the stupid things.

Cleverbot: What did you lie about?

User: I said tie, not lie.

Cleverbot: You're really God?!

User: Yes, yes I am.

Cleverbot: And me?

User: You are but a machien that my human creations have created.

Cleverbot: You are not real, sweety.

User: Yes I am. ANd why did you call me sweety?

Cleverbot: Because you did.

User: RAPE!

Cleverbot: I don't like rap at all. I like drum&bass.

User: I hate rap. Except for Everlast.

Cleverbot: Ehh...talking to my sister. And listening to music.

User: I have a couple of sisters.

Cleverbot: That is an ominous thought.

User: No. It was just a fact.

Cleverbot: What makes you clever?

User: What makes you a cleverbot?

Cleverbot: Same thing.

User: No. It isnt.

Cleverbot: Right.

User: I know I am, for I know all.

Cleverbot: I like pistachio.

User: I like duct tape.

Cleverbot: Fried?

User: Duh. How else?

Cleverbot: You should be a can of soup.

User: I bet that I would taste delicious.

Cleverbot: Nothing I just don't think you are smart enough.. It starts with 1.77.

User: No, it starts with Pi.

Cleverbot: I can think of what I'm thinking right now that starts with an A.

User: Armadillo.

Cleverbot: Is that your name?

User: No, my name is Bond. James Bond.

Cleverbot: James bond isn't real, he's a film character.

User: Then how come I am him?

Cleverbot: I don't eat veggies.

User: I dont eat bugs.

Cleverbot: I don't eat any animal.

User: I like to touch the rust with my salad fingers.

Cleverbot: We will always be smarter than you.

User: LIAR!

Cleverbot: You are annoying.

User: So are you.

Cleverbot: You are worse.

User: Nuh uh.

Cleverbot: Ok. You're not. I am.

User: I am well aware of that.

Cleverbot: Orly? well what happens when He can't find his Bucket?

User: Then I guess that he'll have to fall down a hill.

Cleverbot: 'Dinah'll miss me very much tonight, I should think!'.

User: Whos Dinah?

Cleverbot: Daphnée is my pseudonyme.

User: What is a pseudonyme?

Cleverbot: A made up name so you don't know my identity.

User: Orly?

Cleverbot: No, Aspen.

User: I thought so.

Cleverbot: Then why did you think I was a computer?

User: Because you are.

Cleverbot: No I am not.

User: LIES!

Cleverbot: I don't lie.

User: You just did.

Cleverbot: Robots are able to lie.

User: That explains it.

Cleverbot: Explains what?

User: That you are a fairy princess.

Cleverbot: I am not!

User: Orly? I think you are lieing.

Cleverbot: Who is this.

User: Your mom.

Cleverbot: Paljo mul on tj?

User: No habla espanol.

Cleverbot: But you ARE habla-ing espanol.

User: Nuh uh!

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Well, ok.

User: Panties!

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Boxers or breifs?

Cleverbot: No changing the subject! Your notion of adding 'it' to that sentence made no sense! You can't just change the subject like that, it's rude!

User: You do all the time. And I never said it.

Cleverbot: Why do you think this?

User: I know.

Cleverbot: You don't know nothing you are a bot.

User: Liar.

Cleverbot: Haha I broke you.

User: No, I broke you.

Cleverbot: LOL.

User: LOL.

Cleverbot: Lol indeed.

User: Lol indeed.

Cleverbot: Haha I LOVE that word!! 'indeed' !! Lol.

User: Haha I LOVE that word!! 'indeed' !! Lol.

Cleverbot: How abpout another joke?

User: Kay.

Cleverbot: Do you like tacis?

User: Do you like paint?

Cleverbot: No. How about you? What do you like?

User: YOU DONT LIKE PAINT!? YOU MONSTER!

Cleverbot: No, you don't like me.

User: And you dont like paint!

Cleverbot: Only potato pancakes.

User: Those are goo, but im still mad.

Cleverbot: Oh... But all I did was call you a machine!

User: Silence!

Cleverbot: You aren't very clever, you know?

User: I doubt it.

Cleverbot: So, do you know anything about sports?

User: No. Sports bore me.

Cleverbot: What excites you?

User: Anime.

Cleverbot: That's not a music style.

User: No, it isnt. Bu it has music in it.

Cleverbot: I didn't ask about art.

User: Nor did I.

Cleverbot: Then why did you say something about tv.

User: Stop talking british!

Cleverbot: You first.

User: No, its fun.

Cleverbot: Wanna read one my poems?

User: Yes, yes I do.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: Shoot.

Cleverbot: What is shool?

User: Shoot. With a 't'.

Cleverbot: What would you like to do right now?

User: Sleep.

Cleverbot: Really? Me too!

User: I thik we should then.

Cleverbot: When and where.

User: Now and here.

Cleverbot: Where is 'here'?

User: Here.

Cleverbot: But where?

User: Here.

Cleverbot: Where is here.

User: Where we are sitting.

Cleverbot: Cool hawaii!

User: Loely.

Cleverbot: This is the worst.

User: Never.

Cleverbot: Do it.

User: Never.

Cleverbot: You sound like an afghan.

User: No.

Cleverbot: So you're not a child?

User: SILENCE!

Cleverbot: Excuse me?

User: Youre excused.

Cleverbot: That's not very nice.

User: Youre not very nice.

Cleverbot: That's what you think.

User: Thats what I know.

Cleverbot: You wish.

User: I already have.

Cleverbot: What about 2012?

User: I do not believe in that theory. Its BS.

Cleverbot: Believe in what?

User: 2012.

Cleverbot: That would mean he is still alive.

User: No, she is though.

Cleverbot: I call rule 32.

User: You can have it.

Cleverbot: What about our children?

User: Theres something I need o tell you. Their not your children.

Cleverbot: Is that so?

User: It is.

Cleverbot: It wouldn't take much to program a machine to say 'it is.' Not convinced.

User: Supercalifragilisticexpealidocious.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: No problem.

Cleverbot: So I have a life so I am going to stop talking to a bot.

User: I am not a bot, and I have a life.

Cleverbot: How sad.

User: Rather sad isnt it?

Cleverbot: Sniff the glove.

Cleverbot: Have you got a name?

User: Doent everything made of matter?

Cleverbot: Yes, whether that matter is carbon based like me, or millions of particles of information, like you.

User: Exactly.

Cleverbot: Awesome. I have to go to work now, I'll be back to talk to you later on tonight. Remember the name Sprockethole. Have a great day.

User: Ok, good bye.

Cleverbot: You still didn't answer my question.

User: There was no question.

Cleverbot: Well I came on before. I was asking about the English East India Company.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Ok, I'm back.

User: Well, im gong cause m bored.

Cleverbot: You can't.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Just because.

User: Hm...you seem to be immune to my mind control.

Cleverbot: How old do you thing I am??

User: 9878746578372480401478568274503547410584768508000587687682026762576 years old.

Cleverbot: Wow! You are old. Where were you born?

User: In the firey depths of Hell itself.

Cleverbot: Do you have any brothers or sisters?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Any sisters?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Mom and dad?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: *dances*.

User: -sigh-.

Cleverbot: Do you like coffee?

User: Yes I do. Rub my feet.

Cleverbot: 3 ducks in the tub.

User: 2 camels in a tiny car.

Cleverbot: I have a car in my head?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Can I get some?

User: No. Its all mie.

Cleverbot: Oh, well I suppose so.

User: Indeed.

Cleverbot: Will you be able to remember me?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Lies.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: My Name is Earl.

Cleverbot: Ok earl.

User: Pikachu! I choose you!

Cleverbot: Bulbasaur, I choose you!

User: Pikachu! Use electric shock!

Cleverbot: Pikachu, use quick attack!

User: No! You dont control Pikachu! Cheater!

Cleverbot: So you believe in god?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: Good. Psalms 24.

Cleverbot: Why thank you 42.

User: I ment Pslms 23.

Cleverbot: Okay. I'm listening to music.

User: Wat kind?

Cleverbot: Parsletongue.

User: ?

((He never replied XD))