~*Statistics and s**t*~
92% of teens would die if Hollister or Aeropostle concluded that breathing wasn't cool. Put this in your profile or signature if you are one of the 8% that would die laughing.
------------are like apples
--------on trees. The best ones
------are at the top of the tree
----The boys dont want to reach
---for the good ones because they
-are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
-from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
-something is wrong with them, when in
--reality, they're amazing. They just
---have to wait for the right boy to
----- come along, the one who's
----------- brave enough to
----------------- the way
-----------------to the top
----------------of the tree
╔═╦═╦═╦╦╗Put this on your channel
║═╣║║╔╣═╣if you are one of the
║║║║║╚╣║║10% that still
╚╩╩═╩═╩╩╝loves ROCK music!
90% of people would cry if Hannah Montana was about to kill herself. Put this in your siggie/profile if you are 1 of the 10% yelling, "DIE b***h, DIE!"
24 WAYS TO ANNOY UR PARENTS!! :
1.follow them around the house everywhere.
2. Moo when they say your name.
3. Pretend to have amnesia.
4. Say everything backwards.
5. Run into walls.
6. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.
7. Go into their room at 4 in the morning and say "Good Morning Sunshine!"
8. Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder
9. Say all of the words in a film.
10. Pluck someone's hair out and yell "DNA!!!"
11. when your mum says anything start acting like a hen.
12. Talk to a pen.
13. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to ALL the time.
14. Try and climb the wall.
15. In public yell "NO MUM I WILL NOT SNOG YOU!!!"
16. Put pegs on your nose and eyes.
17. Switch the light button on and off for awhile. Then say "Oh...I get it!"
18. Eat your hair.
19. Hold their hand and whisper to them "I see dead people."
20.When you shower or bath yell"I'm drowning!"
21. At everything they say yell "LIAR!!"
22. Pretend to be a phone.
23. Try to swim in the floor.
24. Tap on their door all night.
put this on ur page if ur
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A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle
Girl: Slow down im scared
Guy: No this is fun
Girl: No its not please its to scary
Guy: then tell me you love me
Girl: I love you slow down
Guy: Now give me a big hug
She gave him a big hug
Guy: Can you take off my helmet & put it on yourself its bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the brakes were broken he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and say that she loves him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live even if it meant that he would die. If you would do the same for the person you love copy this in your profile.
~The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK.But you sir, When you're born you're pink, When you grow up you're white, When you're sick, you're green, When you go in the sun you turn red, When you're cold you turn blue, And when you die you turn purple.And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away.... Post this on you're profile if you hate racism.~
FAKE FRiENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
REAl FRiENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM
FAKE FRiENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAl FRiENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn ... we ******** up ... but that s**t was fun!"
FAKE FRiENDS: never seen you cry.
REAl FRiENDS: cry with you
FAKE FRiENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAl FRiENDS: keep your s**t so long they forget its yours.
FAKE FRiENDS: know a few things about you.
REAl FRiENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.
FAKE FRiENDS: Will leave you behind if that iswhat the crowd is doing.
REAl FRiENDS: Will kick the whole crowds a** that left you.
FAKE FRiENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAl FRiENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"
FAKE FRiENDS: Are for awhile.
REAl FRiENDS: Are for life.
FAKE FRiENDS: will talk s**t to the person who talks s**t about you.
REAl FRiENDS: Will knock them the ******** out
FAKE FRiENDS: Would ignore this
REAl FRiENDS: Will send this to all there real
~*Quizes and s**t*~You are a Chibi Seme!
You are the seme in disguise. Able to fit in and get along with uke and seme alike, you are able to get close to the uke on their level before exerting your dominance. This makes you at times manipulative and able to fool others about your true seme nature. Because of your harmless appearance, it takes the flamboyantly gay Flaming Uke to match wits and really bring out your aggressive side to expose you for the seme that you are. <br>
Most compatible with: Flaming Uke, Badass Uke
Least compatible with: Dramatic Uke
What seme or uke are you? Take the experience at SemeUke.com
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~~What type of Fae are you?
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!
Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Low
Level 2 | Very High
Level 3 | Low
Level 4 | Very Low
Level 5 | Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | High
Level 7 | Very High*
Level 8- the Malebolge | Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus | High
Level descriptions: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html
Take the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv
Does your name fit?
B: Loves Poeple
C: Good Kisser
D: Makes poeple laugh.
E: Has goregouse eyes.
F: Poeple wild and crazy adore you.
G: Very outgoing.
H: Easy to fall in love with.
I: Loves to laugh and smile.
J: Is really sweet.
K: Really silly.
L: Smile to die for.
M: Makes dating fun.
N: Can kick the s**t out of you. XD
O: Has one of the best personalities ever
P: Popular with all types of people.
Q: A hypocrite
R: Good boyfriend or girlfriend.
T: Verry good kisser.
U: Is verry sexual.
V: Not judgemental.
W: Very Brod minded.
X: Never let People tell u what to do.
Y: Is loved by everyone.
Z: Can be funny but dumb somtimes.
K - Really silly.
E - Has gorgeous eyes.
I - Loves to laugh and smile.
S - Cute.
H - Easy to fall in love with.
I - Loves to laugh and smile.
~~What Be Your Nerd Type?
Your Result: Anime Nerd
If anyone is likely to dress up in a crazy outfit, you are! You enjoy the visual stimulants of intense art accompanied with deep plots of fantasy, science-fiction, real-life; or you are just obsessed with Japan and everyone and everything in it. They love to gather with people like themselves at conventions and act crazy! The anime nerds are often associated with the stereotype of being the "psychotic" nerd, because they tend to be obsessive over their characters and series.
You psycho! I'm just kidding! But seriously, all forms of art should be appreciated, and anime is definitely one of them.Result Breakdown:
92% Anime Nerd
76% Social Nerd
74% Literature Nerd
72% Gamer/Computer Nerd
41% Artistic Nerd
39% Drama Nerd
0% Science/Math NerdQuiz Created on GoTo Quiz
This avi pretty much represents what I look like...
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They were pretty horrible, when i think about it. But you can't think for s**t when you're in love.
Or when you're hungry. Or when you're thirsty. Or whatever the hell metaphor.
Some boys work their asses off. Are told they work too hard. Suppose they grabbed a friggin' Trebuchet and that scared the ******** out of the apples, because they were worried about being mutilated.