Good evening, Gaia. Welcome to my profile.
Doubtless, you stumbled through here because you wanted to give me a piece of your mind after something lewd or crass I said. Well, I'm here to tell you that I have no intention on apologizing. I say so many off-color things that you should just get used to the idea of being offended. Or you could simply not be offended by anything I say.
It would improve your disposition quite a bit.
I'm sure there's more you want from me. Fine, I'll give you a short list.
Age: 25... okay, 32. Actually... no... I'm not going to tell you my age. You're rude for asking.
Likes: Women, booze, personal space
Dislikes: last call
Yeah. That's pretty much all I want to tell you. So deal with it.