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DJBoyToy Report | 07/26/2008 9:31 pm

I have a little kitty

his name is morning star

when we were playing outside

he was ran over by a car

he flew up in the air

and hit the asphalt with a thud

his kitty head cracked open

and his brains oozed out like mud

kitties have nine lives

so I know he cant be dead

I put him in a box

and kept him underneath my bed

at night I hear him laughing

when everyones asleep

sometimes I even feel him

licking both my hands and feet

I put him in the bath tub

and cleaned the maggots from his eyes

his ribcage looked like a row

of tiny white french frys

then he started scearming

an echo in my brain

this little rotten kitty

is driving me insane

I nailed him to the wall

it had to be done

but he started scearming again

so i bit off his tong

mommy started crying now

as I ripped my cat apart

she held me tight and asked me

to please spit out his heart

mommy dont you cry

you havent been bad

I wont do this to you

unless you make me mad

DJBoyToy Report | 07/26/2008 9:21 pm

There was this girl and she was with her friend. They were looking through peoples MySpaces. The girl slowly came upon this one myspace. It had creatures in the background and the 



man looked like a psycho. She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was. Right then, an instant message came up. IT SAID:







SatanStalker: So how do u like my 



MySpace? 











XxLoVemExX: What? 











XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway? 











SatanStalker: Well, you should know; 



youre looking at my MySpace right now. 











XxLoVemExX: How do you know? 











SatanStalker: I know. I know when people look



at my MySpace. 











XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make any sense, how? 











SatanStalker: I just do. 











Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like 



you. 











Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might 



say. 











At the time the girl was wearing high shorts. She started to pull them down



a little bit to cover what ever she could. Her and her friend started 



to get worried now. 











XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting 



to scare the living sh*t out of me. 











SatanStalker: You should be afraid. 











SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy 



like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what 



you just said about me with your friend like a 



minute ago. 











They were in shock. 











Her friend: Holy crap man just block him 



hes a f*cking psycho! 











The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes 



watching us? 











SatanStalker: I am. 











SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really matter if 



you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me 



from coming to your house. 











XxLoVemExX: What? My house? 











SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its not a problem. 











XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to 



leave now because youre freaking me out. 











SatanStalker: Your screen name says 



love me, trust me that wont be a problem. 











SatanStalker has just signed off. 











The girl and her friend were really 



scared. 











Girl's friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust 



me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke 



from someone.







They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight. All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok. Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up. She goes and knocks but no one said anything she opens it and finds her friend there on the ground dead. She started to scream but when she turned around he was there.News the next morning said that there was one girl dead in the bathroom; her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head. 







IGNORE THIS PART......







IF YOU DO NOT REPOST THIS IN THE NEXT TWO MINUTES THERE WILL BE THREE MEN, ONE IN YOUR ROOM, ONE IN UR BATHROOM, AND ONE KILLING YOUR PARENTS AT THAT VERY MOMENT. TONIGHT AT 1:30AM. WELL WHAT ARE YOU WATING FOR? REPOST OR YOU ARE GOING TO DIE!

Walking Contradiction11 Report | 07/26/2008 3:45 pm

Hi, I am Dax. Once you read this you cannot get out. Finish reading this until it is done! As I said, I am Dax. I am 14 years old and have no eyes and blood all over my face. I am dead. If you don't send this to 12 ppl, I will come to ur house at midnight and hide under ur bed. When ur asleep I'll kill you. Don't believe me? Case 1: Patty Buckles got this email. She doesn't believe in chain letters. Well, foolish Patty. She was sleeping when her TV started flickering on and off. Now she's not with us anymore. Haha Patty, haha. You don't wanna be like Patty, do you? Case 2: George M Simon hates chain mail, but he didn't wanna die that night. He sent it to 4 ppl. Not good enough George. Now George is in a coma & we don't know if he'll ever wake up. Haha George haha! Now, you don't wanna be like George do you? Case 3: Valarie Tyler got this letter. Another chain letter she thought. She only had 7 more people to send too. Well, that night when she was having a shower she saw Bloody Mary in the mirror It was the BIGGEST fright of her life. Valarie is scarred for life. Case 4: Derek Minse. This is the last case so I'll tell you about it. Derek was a smart person. He sent it to 12 people and found a $100.00 dollar bill on the ground. He was promoted to head officer at his job and his girlfriend accepted his propose. Now Katie and him are living happily ever after. They now have 2 beautiful children. Send this 2 12 ppl or you'll serve the consequences. 0 - you'll die 2ight; 1 to 6 - you'll get injured; 7 to 11 - you'll get the biggest fright of ur life; 12 and over - ur saved and will have a great fortune. Do what Dax!!!! Hurry!!!! Send this to 12 ppl before midnight 2night!!!

Walking Contradiction11 Report | 07/18/2008 11:51 am

PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 PROFILES YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS OVER TO 5 PROFILES IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS

Ruby71393 Report | 07/14/2008 9:29 am

copy/paste this to 10 ppl then press F5 and F9 at the same time and you will get 100,000 gold

riot_brigade_X7 Report | 07/14/2008 8:04 am

copy/paste this to 10 ppl then press F5 and F9 at the same time and you will get 100,000 gold

Ruby71393 Report | 05/02/2008 1:31 pm

PLEASE READ THIS WHOLE POST. IT?S SO DANG TRUE*









This post really means something to me so you should feel it too!





1. At least 2 people in this world love you so much they would die for you.



2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way



3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you.



4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don?t like you



5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep.



6. You mean the world to someone.



7. If not for you, someone may not be living.



8. You are special and unique.



9. Someone that you don?t even know exists loves you.



10. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it.



11. When you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look: you most likey turned your back on the world.



12. When you think you have no chance of getting what you want, you probably won?t get, but if you believe in yourself, probably, sooner or later, you will get it.



13. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks.



14. Always tell someone how you feel about them; you will feel much better when they know.



15. If you have a great friend, take the time to let them know that they are great.