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"The light's going dim!"
"No they're not! You're crazy!"

"Well doctor, it all started when I was five... You see I'm not really a mongoose... Yes well most people are surprised after they see the show I put on, but thats the problem, its just a show... My mother? She never loved me... She was always off somewhere fighting cobras and eating mice... I guess that was how all of this started, I just wanted to be like the other kids... "

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chronic boredom and ignorance

i deliver what i promise

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II Legend Girl II Report | 08/20/2011 6:24 pm
II Legend Girl II
FOURTEEN YEAR OLD GIRL NAMED RUTH WAS SITTING AT HOME EATING TACOS WHILE BABYSITTING HER BROTHER WHILE HER PARENTS WERE OUT GETTING DRUNK.ITS 900 SO SHE PUTS HER BROTHER TO BED AND HE FALLS ASLEEP IMMEDIATELY.SHE WATCHES TV AND AT 127am THE PHONE RINGS.SHE PICKS IT UP AND A VOICE THAT SOUNDS ERIE.HE SAYS SOMETHING IN A FOREIGN LANGUAGE THAT SHE CANNOT UNDERSTAND SO SHE JUST HANGS UP.AND LATER ON AT ABOUT 313 THE PHONE RINGS AGAIN.THE SAME VOICE COMES ON THE PHONE HE SAYS CHECK YOUR BROTHERS ROOM!! AND SHE SAYS WHO ARE YOU AND WHATS YOU PROBLEM??THEN SHE HANGS UP.SHE GETS SCARED AND GOES AND CHECKS HIS ROOM JUST IN CASE.SHE OPENS THE DOOR AND SHE SEES HER BROTHER HANGING FROM THE CLOSET DEAD!!!SHE CALLS THE POLICE AND THEY COME RIGHT OVER.THEY DO THE WHOLE INSPECTION THING AND SHE GOES TO COURT AND THE JUDGE FINDS HER GUILTY OF FIRST DEGREE MURDER OF HER BROTHER PELSWICK OSWALD THE THIRD.SHE WAS SENTENCED TO LIFE IN PRISON.THIS IS NO JOKE ITS A TRUE STORY OF A DEAR FAMILY IN FORK CITY, UTAH.SHE HAUNTS THOSE WHO DO NOT RE-TELL HER SYORY AS SHE THINKS THAT ITS THEM WHO MURDERED HER DEAR BROTHER.IF YOU DO NOT SEND THIS TO 15 PEOPLE IN THE NEXT 313 MINUTES SHE WILL APPEAR AT YOUR BEDSIDE AT 313 AND TORCHER AND HANG YOU JUST AS IT WAS DONE TO HER BROTHER.I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS REAL AND THERE ARE CONSEQUENCES FOR DISBELIEF IN THE DEATH OF PELSWICK oswald
Jet Firefox Report | 04/26/2010 10:05 am
Jet Firefox
:3
hunnymutt Report | 09/05/2009 4:12 am
hunnymutt
Thanks 4 buying the glove
Lady_Gaga860 Report | 07/16/2009 10:56 am
Lady_Gaga860
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Criket13 Report | 12/03/2008 6:29 am
Criket13
happy birthday!!
breeliciousgum Report | 11/29/2008 5:36 pm
breeliciousgum
nice fan..........it looks familar
you have to take it off ur wishlist
Gaara-kunLuver Report | 11/20/2008 9:36 pm
Gaara-kunLuver
Thanks for buying House Bunny Ears! ninja
breeliciousgum Report | 11/19/2008 1:40 am
breeliciousgum
ugh
breeliciousgum Report | 11/18/2008 3:40 pm
breeliciousgum





breeliciousgum Report | 11/11/2008 11:29 pm
breeliciousgum
bahahhaha

i love it!!!!!!


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You want your freedom? Take it.
That's what I'm counting on.
I used to want you dead,
but, now-
I only want you gone.

 

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