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Elliot Schoenburg

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Last Login: 05/30/2008 2:19 pm

Registered: 12/17/2006

Gender: Male

Location: Portland, Oregon.

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I signed on to this out of a drunken stupor with something of a temporary roommate with this guy I kinda have to hang out with's place. Don't ask me why I have to hang out with him. It's kinda complex.

I don't wear glasses, but I like the way they look so I got someone to buy them for me. That worked out rather well. I noticed that this site is glitchy, but I think its amusing factor outweighs that. We shall see in due time, I'm sure.

Anywho, so here I am, little me grooving in the corner of the site and all, wondering where the hell my life's going now. I'm pretty sure it's the shitter, but I have yet to fully prove that.

Hell in a handbasket, people. Hell in a handbasket.

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A Tap into the Mind of an Indie

A look into the intellect of one, Elliot R. Schoenburg. Established 1985.

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Loki Laufeyson Report | 02/28/2008 9:32 am: Hey girly-boy! The hell is with you having minions come and snark at me about your mother, huh? See, until now, I HAVE left your mother out of this. Now I'm not so sure that's going to continue, based upon the fact that I'm a spiteful son of a b***h and you have TOTALLY had this coming! So I'm not going to tell you WHAT'S going to happen, but you better believe it's going to be creative, humiliating and possibly crushing! I am a DEVILISH good help in the kitchen and don't think I won't unleash that power in all its counter-scrubbing, pie crust-trimming fury!
lychee-twist Report | 02/19/2008 12:11 am: Grow up. Seriously.
~Star Haze~ Report | 03/26/2007 4:40 pm: A comment for you~

It's Genma Saotome! ♥
Loki Laufeyson Report | 03/24/2007 9:53 pm: I forget. Were you to drunk hook-up or the stoned hook-up? Because I'm pretty sure I remember you philosophizing grossly incorrectly about Plato or something through plumes of smoke. That or that was the time I licked shrooms in Sri Lanka and you weren't actually there... But I KNOW you and I were both there when you were drunk-dialing your old made-up girlfriends in The Blue Moon and crying when they didn't pick up. I got PICTURES of that...otherwise I don't think I'd have recalled because I think I was trying to talk into your subconscious through a shot glass to your ear. Good times.

God, I need new friends.
The Godmother Report | 03/13/2007 3:27 pm: Did I Step on Your Trumpet?

Hah...love that song.
Loki Laufeyson Report | 03/01/2007 5:58 pm: I figured you've now gone too long undisturbed. So I'm back! Fortunately for Anton and UNfortunately for Antons HIGHLY repressed unconscious desires, I've moved on...you know...after a challenge. So if you've noticed a lot less of him in your hair, that's because he officially got that bomb site of a room back alllll to himself. And if you're wondering why YOU now can't get into your room...

Ha ha...kidding. I'm not in there. I just glued your door shut.

By the way....nice to know it only takes one journal entry to tap into the mind of an Indie, there, chief. wink
The Beef-Mover Report | 02/08/2007 5:15 pm: Yyyeah. Actually I do. I do mean that.
The Godmother Report | 02/07/2007 7:45 pm: Hey! I haven't talked to you in quite a while.
Elliot Schoenburg Report | 02/06/2007 2:35 pm: As I have no idea what you are talking about I can't reply properly.

And your previous comment goes without saying.
Dragon Boots Report | 02/05/2007 1:02 pm: In all fairness, I have no idea who you are or why I should care.

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