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So here I am, shamelessly plugging my poetry. xDhttp://www.writerscafe.org/writing/search/?user=27867
On with the nonsense.
Famous Quotes From Rain (Or quotes she stole from other people. oopsie):
"Hammer time."
"When life gives you lemons, you know God has a damn good sense of humor."
"Life's not about waiting for the storm to end. It's about learning to dance in the rain."
"I will pray to the gods of jelly, to let you burn in a jelly-like hell!"
"Emma, how many time do I have to tell you? You are NOT a squidly-squid!"
"I just don't want to be decapitated."
"We didn't burn down the house. We ALMOST burned down the house. It's different."
"There's a difference."
"I'm terribly sorry."
"Wush-ah!"
"Squee!"
"Wah!"
"I love that song."
"I couldn't find the sheet music!"
"What did you say?"
"You didn't see that."
"I would set off illegal fire works, but I wouldn't, like, steal a margarita."
"Then I'd have a butt-hand!"
"and the Asian guy."
"There is NO hot Asian guy in 'Akeelah and the Bee'."
"It's called literacy."
"Chicky."
"Frick!"
"Hold on. Ahem. ZACH BRAFF!!! Continue."
"Pear-pear."
"Coxy"
"DR. COX!!!"
"But I wanna watch a Jim Carey movie!"
"At ease."
"Sir, yes, sir!"
"Sh. I'm listening to music. Do you know what that means? It means Sh!"
"You gotta hear this song. It'll change your life."
"I think, therefore you are."
Rain's Nicknames:
Rain Bo Sprinkles
Rainles
Rainagan
Rainathan
Miss Rain
Rainy Boo
Edmandarnditt
Pluie
Raihn
Other Quotes That I Love:
"Okay, faces. To save time, I'll be calling all the males Donnie and all the females Debbie." "Wow. My name really is Debbie!" "Well then, to be fair to the others, I shall call you Slagathor. Now, Donnies, Debbies, Slagathor, if you need anything, feel free to bother Dorian."
"Dear diary, today I was pompous and my sister was crazy."
"Yes, this is a fertile land, and we will thrive. We will rule over all this land, and we will call it...'This Land'!" "I think we should call it...Your Grave!" "Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" "Ha ha ha! Mine is an evil laugh. Now die!"
"I'll explain. And I'll use small words so you'll be sure to understand, you warthog-faced buffoon."
"That's no Etch-a-Sketch. This is one doodle that can't be undid, homeskillet."
"All baby's one to get borned!"
"Thanks a heap, Coyote Ugly. This cactus-gram stinks more than your abandonment."
"Someone will find a blessing from Jesus in this garbage dump of a situation."
"She's been pregnant before, hasn't she?" "What makes you think that?" "She asked me how many weeks." "So?" "Most people ask how many months. Duh."
"So, you're second trimester?" "Apparently. I'm due in my fourth."
"Oh, he has a girlfriend." "Hm...Then why don't you steal him away?" "What? I couldn't...!" "It's not like they're married."
"Maybe they would do a far worse job at parenting than my dumbass step daughter would, ever think of that?"
*looking at sonagram pictures* "I think it looks like my friend Pauly." "Is he also bald and morphus?" "No. He's the dad."
"And, Zuess, well, he had tons of lays. But I'm pretty sure he only had one wife."
While his wife considers painting the unborn child's room Custard colored. "Or, we could wait a few more months. Not like the baby's gonna come in here, demanding dessert colored walls."
"I'm already pregnant, so, what other kinds of shenanigans could I get into?"
"When the power of love is greater than the love of power, the world will know peace."
"I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will -end- you."
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