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Birthday: 07/07

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Muse!!!!!!!!!! d[-.-]b IN MY WORLD: EVERYONE IS A PONY,
AND THEY ALL EAT RAINBOWS,
AND POOP BUTTERFLIES.

Booty... grab it!!! grab it!!!!

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* Chuck Norris knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop

* Chuck Norris CAN believe it's butter!

* If you have 5 dollars and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars. Chuck Norris has more money than you.

* When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

* Chuck Norris walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

* Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

* Jesus can walk on water. Chuck Norris can swim on land.

* It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

* Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

* When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

* Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

* Archaeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"

*Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

*There isn't a control button on Chuck Norris's keyboard because Chuck Norris is always in control

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how can we win...when fools can be kings?-Muse
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAuQmJzt_q0

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~puka_shell~ Report | 08/13/2009 8:04 pm: yo!
~puka_shell~ Report | 08/06/2009 8:22 pm: whoa!
~puka_shell~ Report | 08/03/2009 8:26 pm: hihihi!
~puka_shell~ Report | 08/02/2009 7:46 pm: oi!
~puka_shell~ Report | 08/01/2009 8:57 pm: ya!
~puka_shell~ Report | 07/29/2009 8:31 pm: Kvetha Fricai
(Greetings Friend) biggrin
~puka_shell~ Report | 07/28/2009 11:38 am: oh ok...grab onto our tongues! -bleh-
~puka_shell~ Report | 07/27/2009 1:41 pm: quick! grab hold of our tongues! -bleh-
(not sure if that's the exact words tho)
~puka_shell~ Report | 07/26/2009 4:09 pm: ooga booga!
~puka_shell~ Report | 07/23/2009 2:28 pm: bleh