Department of Mysteries

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Last Login: 11/11/2014 12:42 pm

Registered: 12/09/2006

Gender: Female

Birthday: 08/03/1992

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I am an old woman, and I hate everyone!!
67 years ago I sold my children on e-Bay, and now I'm an angry, crazed old woman with an unusual cat obsession. I've been searching for my long lost children via the internet for 12 long years. It took me that long to remember their existence, I only remembered because I realized how horribly dirty the house is, and in the process of trying to teach the cats to clean, I found a receipt from e-Bay telling me I sold my kids.
I need them back, because the cats aren't cleaning the house, and I'm certainly not going to do it. Plus my son stole the last cookie from the jar before I got rid of him. I WANT MY COOKIE BACK!!!

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This is my dream avatar, and I promise to keep the cats away if you help me to make it a reality.

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Babypillow Report | 05/18/2013 6:10 pm
Babypillow
thanks for buying!
Hajimechii Report | 03/14/2012 6:03 am
Hajimechii
Hahaha your "about" section...gold.
Just thought you should know
Unratedlooks Report | 10/17/2011 12:49 am
Unratedlooks
are your really that old. -.¿ good layout wink
Flames Reign Report | 03/01/2010 7:09 pm
Flames Reign
DEATH TO ALL KAYLAS LIKE YOU!!!
Flames Reign Report | 03/01/2010 5:56 pm
Flames Reign
Oh I would...trust me.
Flames Reign Report | 03/01/2010 5:14 pm
Flames Reign
What if I had a chain saw?
Flames Reign Report | 03/01/2010 5:10 pm
Flames Reign
If I cut off his p***s...nothing can or ever will happen. EVEN with a p***s NOTHING would EVAR happen EVAR!!
Flames Reign Report | 03/01/2010 5:07 pm
Flames Reign
But then comes the question with "How is it possible to be a whore if my avi has no genitals to provide the actions for sexual tendencies?"
Flames Reign Report | 03/01/2010 5:03 pm
Flames Reign
Um my avatar's d**k WOULD EAT YOUR DOG!!!
Flames Reign Report | 03/01/2010 5:01 pm
Flames Reign
YOU STUPID b***h! I should punch your dog in the a**!

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