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"Darnell is African-American, a pyromaniac, and a terrorist. Though he doesn't actually make a physical appearance in "Pico's School," he's seen teary eyed on a poster, running for class president with the tagline, "I've only got 5 years to live." Darnell has his own flash animation titled "Darnell's Pyro 101" [2] where he terrorizes the city with explosives while extolling the beauty of fire. The flash draws to an end, however, when a crashed plane he's observing explodes, ironically trapping him under flaming debris as he slowly burns alive. As he meets a figure he assumes to be God off-screen (the screen is white), he asks why God is holding a flamethrower, after which he presumably is set on fire again in the afterlife; the flash closes with a message from the author telling the viewer that it is important "not to mess with God's s**t" because "he's a vengeful ********" who "always gets the last laugh."

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Pride The Homunculus Report | 06/19/2007 9:41 pm
Pride The Homunculus
Look who decided to log in.

How have you been Darnell?
Martyr Machine Report | 06/12/2007 4:28 pm
Martyr Machine
Hi pyro User Image
Nene the NG Suicidal Report | 06/09/2007 7:20 pm
Nene the NG Suicidal
Hey Darnell!

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