A little bit about me. So read damnit! read like you never read before!!!!

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Daboome (ROFLGregROFL)




Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Gregory! it's a pleasure to meet everyone ^ ^. Just so you know, I'm 14 years old. I am a very stupid person. I have a thing for making things awkward. I am also very perverted, but in some cases people find it funny biggrin . I would be more then happy to be your friend! I am a very kind person (unless you piss me off -_-). And also I am a very angry person alot. They say I'm a young Lois Black biggrin . So anyways, I am Greg Gaebel. And don't you EVER forget that or I will bite your face off!
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Random facts about me {Stole them from II psycho teddy}




Bedtime: 10:00 on school nights
Most Missed Memory: My old home town.
Best phyiscal feature: My eyes
First Thought Waking Up: “Oh God no…”
Goal for this year: repaying my debt
Best Friends: Tammara, Dylan, Blake, Michel, Katie, Jacob, and Autumn!
worst Enemies: Mean people >: (
Weakness: food
Fears: spiders, loud noises, and death.
Heritage:woof?
Longest relationship: 1 month

HAVE YOU...

Ever Drank: Untill I could smell colours and see sounds ^ ^


Ever Smoked: Nope
ever smoked Pot:…maybe…
Ever been Drunk: yup : )
Ever been beaten up: Yes, but I kick there asses back!
Ever beaten someone up: yes
Ever Shoplifted: against my religion
Ever Skinny Dipped: ugh...no Dx
Ever Kissed Opposite Sex: yuppers biggrin
Been Dumped Lately: no

IN A GUY/GIRL

Favorite Eye Color: doesn’t matter to me
Favorite Hair Color: I like dark hair : )
Short or Long: long
Height: I don't care as long as they aren't freakishly short
Style: I love girls, who are very kind. And love me for me. And are willing to tell the truth.
Looks or Personality: both (looks a bit more)
Hot or Cute: cute
Drugs and Alcohol: doesn’t matter :/
Muscular or Really Skinny: ummm…skinny plz…e_o


Number of Regrets in the Past: I have so many.
What country do you want to Visit: New york sounds nice, then again who doesn’t want to go?
How do you want to Die: I want to die standing up for myself and for others.
Been to the Mall Lately: Nope, not in a while
Do you like Thunderstorms: no, I'm scared of loud sounds. :' (
Get along with your Parents: no -_-‘
Health Freak: nah
Do you think your Attractive: No...
Believe in Yourself: Yuppers ^_^
Want to go to College: probably biggrin
Do you Smoke:No
Do you Drink: yes
Been in Love: Only once...and I still am ^ ^
Do you Sing: yes, but I suck
Want to get Married: Yes ^^
Do you want Children: I would be a terrible dad : /
Have your future kids names planned out: Not yet ...
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: NOW!!!!
Hate anyone: Sometimes I do and sometimes I don't.


That's a little bit about me : )




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ROFL the adventures of Greg ROFL LOL ROFL


I guess I might as well tell you now. If you hates stories that involve some seriously ******** up s**t that you probably will never believe ever happened. Then GTFO XD. So let's begin now shall we?


Once upon a time, in a hospital that I forgot the name of XD. A young child named Gregory Alexander Gaebel was born. He was a very active kid. He would run around all over the place. Breaking things and throwing his mothers jewelery down the toilet. He was beginning to be a hand full (but he was growing up so fast :')". So to get him out of their hair. Greg's mom and dad sent Greg to Bridgeport public school. Where he learned to laugh and play. He made many friends, but he also made many foes.

One day, Greg was sitting all alone. With no friends to play with. Untill he heard someone yell out "CARNIVAL GAMES!". Greg went to investigate it, only to see one of his foes yelling that out. Greg asked what the carnival games where. And this young boy began to explain. "Carnival games are where you do different events and earn points." They played for a bit. "My name is Greg" he said to him. "My name is Jacob" replied the young boy. They both became the best of friends to this day.

A few months later. Jacob was sick that day, and Greg was very lonely.He noticed two kids eating their lunches together. He sat down beside one of them and said hello. "Hello there, my name is Dylan" said one of them. The child on the other side of Dylan said hello to. His name was Ryan. Greg, Dylan, and Ryan began to hang out with each other for a bit. Until Greg learned a new word. B-E-T-R-A-Y-A-L. Dylan and Ryan began to annoy him and hurt his feelings. But over time, Greg and Dylan became good friends.

One day at school, Greg made his first bully, Shauna. Shauna was very cruel to Greg, she would always hurt his feelings and beat him up. Until one day, Greg and Jacob put their heads together and thought of a terrific plan. They both switched coats and ran in two directions. Shauna thought that Jacob was Greg and began to chase after Jacob. Jacob ran like there was no tomorrow. While Greg went and got a teacher. Shauna got detention for the entire day. Greg and Jacob where proud, but they knew they wouldn't see the last of Shauna.

In grade 4, Jacob ran up to Greg with another boy. "Greg, this is Steve" said Jacob in his usual, happy-go-lucky voice. Steve held out his fist and gave Greg props. Greg and Steve just became acquaintances. Until one day, Steve and Greg got paired up for a French project. Not only did they get the project done, they learned a lot about each other. And they became good friends.

For most of his life, Greg had nobody to play with, until one day. Greg ended up sitting with two kids in the lunch room. One of them was a ginger kid, while the other was very solemn.Greg greeted them with a hearty hello. They said hi to him back. He later figured out that the solemn kids name was Brandon while the ginger kids name was Micheal. They both became very good friends. Until one day in grade 8. Jacob gave Greg the terrible news that Brandon moved far away. And Greg knew that he would never see him again. But to this day, Greg and Micheal are still friends.

One day Greg and Michel where hanging out and he introduced Greg to his friends. Tammara, Autumn, Lexis, Dylan, Blake, and Nick. Greg stared down at Blake...Oh!...that reminds me, did I ever tell you that Greg hated Blake awhile back?...Well now you know. Greg was staring down at Blake. He then turned around and said "sorry, I'm not gay". So Greg balled up his anger and punched Blake right in the spine. He was laying on the ground in pain, Greg was proud of himself. Eventually Greg began to become friends with Micheal's friends

One day, Greg was ready to end it all, Greg planned to run away. And never show his face again. But then, something happened. Greg never knew that anyone cared about him, but Tammara was crying. She was crying that she was never going to see him again. Greg was happy, it was years before he felt this happy before, because he felt that none really gave a crap about him, but he also felt bad that he made Tammara cry. He left that day, only to never return his face again. But then, the police came to his friends Alex's house. And took him back home.

A few weeks of summer began. And Greg found out about an ancient holiday. A holiday where every two generations of his family get markings on their body to show their manhood. When Greg received the markings, he was so proud. He gained red paint underneath his eyes, and a tattoo on his heart of his family symbol. Since that day, Greg decided that it was time to throw childish things aside. And he did, he was a man.

One day on gaia, Greg noticed that Jacob and Dylan both had a girl on their friends list, Autumn falls. So Greg decided to meet her, he sent her a profile comment and a friend request. Autumn accepted the friend request and sent Greg a message saying hello. Over time, Greg and Autumn became friends. And one day on Gaia, Autumn was telling Jacob and Greg about how upset she was about her life, Greg knew he had to tell her. When Jacob had his back on the computer screen. Greg told her about how much he loved her...

...THE END