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About
The last picture I put up was old as hell. You'll get a new picture eventually, for now, you get nothing. Why? Because if I show you my face, chances are some assclown will pic drop it, and that would provide way too much undivided attention. People should be known by their merits, not by how much their boobs pop out of their bra. That's just the academic in me though.I live at this place called the engineering center more than a normal person should have to. I have an apartment, but none of the equipment needed to be reasonably productive, so campus becomes the second home. Basically, if they had beds on campus, well, I would never leave. Go Buffs.
I am not working in the porn industry, nor am I in a band. However, I will claim both just to mess with you. If you're reading this and thought the latter, jokes on you buddy.
And no, this account isn't a fake... can you believe I've gotten one of those?
Fan art:
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GOD THIS INFURIATES ME!
They inject an egg into you and your sperm and egg unite and it goes on like normal from that point.
And instead of the baby forming in your belly.
It forms in your prostate.
Babe.