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I am the famous Captain Linebeck! Of course, I'm sure you already knew that; stories of my bravery and heroics have crossed many seas!If you're wondering how I got to be such magnificent man of the sea, I'll tell you!
...Well, actually, you look a bit squeamish, so you er...probably couldn't bare to hear my stories of fantastic adventure and gruesome battles! Haha, someday maybe you'll be ready! Ahaha! Aha....eeh...
What!? You think I'm lying!? Why, I'll tackle you like I did that giant squid monster last week!! Well, that is...I would do that but uh....I'm much to busy making repairs on my ship to deal with a little shrimp like you! Run along, kid!
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Captain Linebeck! The scum treasure hunter of the sea. YOU ARE EPIC o.o Seriously favorite zelda character evers. But you realize there are warrants on your head right? You made a bit too much gambling.
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