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CAPTAIN DRUNKEN'S TOP SECRET PROFILE!


Name: Captain Drunken

Bio: Involved in a bizarre accident at a young age, Captain Drunken was doused in contaminated vodka, bombarded by alcoholic rays, gifted with a magic ring by the aliens of Jd, injected with the Super Corona Formula, empowered by the Wizard JAGER, bitten by a radioactive beer bottle and involved in a Jello Shot storm. All at the same time. When he found out that none of these accidents gave him any powers at all, he was so upset that he drank himself into a stupor and woke up as Captain Drunken, Gaian Defender. I actually challenge anyone to name where I ganked all those from. *eg*
Powers: Drunken stamina, blitzed strength, inebriated speed, immunity to most toxins, resistance to reality. While his powers are commonly accepted to be alcohol based, only an idiot would name themselves after the source of their powers... right? ninja

From: Aekea Town.

Known Allies: Perverse Boy (Perverted Superhero), Super G-Man (Bagged Superhero), Beaver Boy (Canadian Rodent Superhero), Hamburger Jack (Assassin for Hire), Minka the Great (Hobo Contact), PinkieSwear (Cutest Heroine Ever), BatNeko (Demon of Gender Swapping), Brewers Guild of Gaia.

Admitted Rivals: Tome the Kitty (And Tome's Minion, Yilanti Maydow), Ms. Intervention (Do-Gooder "Heroine" wink , Anti-Drinking Groups.

Faction: Good... Or at least Anti-Evil.

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LightWarrior

Report | 04/14/2013 4:14 pm

LightWarrior

Come back! > sad
stillcapcap

Report | 10/28/2010 11:01 am

stillcapcap

i was trick or treating in towns and came across your house
based on your name i knew you would be a funny personXD
586638

Report | 12/11/2009 1:11 am

586638

You're still here!
I'm so glad!
<3
Karla Sofen

Report | 10/04/2009 5:47 am

Karla Sofen

*deadpool

Though you probably knew what I meant
Karla Sofen

Report | 10/04/2009 5:43 am

Karla Sofen

Daredevil, Hulk
Green Lantern, Captain America, Captain Marvel?
Spider-man, Fantastic Four

Is that where you got your history from, though
Deapool did a similar one in Marvel Ultimate Alliance in his story mission against Arcade.
Topicz

Report | 04/11/2009 10:28 pm

Topicz

will you sell your october 2005 letter for 370k
Tobias Geminasu

Report | 02/17/2009 11:25 am

Tobias Geminasu

Thanks Captain! ^_^
LightWarrior

Report | 10/04/2008 4:47 am

LightWarrior

UR PAGE IS BROEK LOLOLOL
k i w i`

Report | 07/24/2008 11:55 am

k i w i`

You pretty much make my day.

<3
Angelus Domini

Report | 06/12/2008 3:59 pm

Angelus Domini

I didn't win the contest, but I guess I won in the longrun

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