I am a legendary figure, often seen fighting wars and crushing dictatorships. I have been known to remodel glaciers in my spare time, making them more aesthetically pleasing. I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in tiddly winks, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru. The FBI and CIA count me as one of their most treasured assets. I know the meaning of life and the location of the fountain of youth and like Peter Pan I will never grow old. I travel through time with impunity, I walk through walls and my beer is never warm.


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foxy cheese

Report | 05/02/2008 11:25 am

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Report | 03/10/2008 6:27 am

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Report | 02/15/2008 5:32 am

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Chocolate Cheesepuff

Report | 02/13/2008 1:00 pm

Chocolate Cheesepuff

ANNTTTTT!!! User ImageUser ImageUser Image hows yew?!?!??!?!

wowwwwww!! yew are still ALIVEEEEE!!! *pokes yew* User Image
I Jama I

Report | 10/15/2007 6:44 pm

I Jama I


1. At least 2 people in this world love you so much they would die for you.

2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way.

3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you.

4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you.

5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep.

6. You mean the world to someone.

7. If not for you, someone may not be living.

8. You are special and unique.

9. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you.

10. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it.

11. When you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look: you most likely turned your back on the world.

12. When you think you have no chance of getting what you want, you probably won't get it, but if you believe in yourself, probably, sooner or later, you will get it.

13. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks.

14. Always tell someone how you feel about them; you will feel much better when they know.

15. If you have a great friend, take the time to let them know that they are great. Add this as a comment to ten of your friends tonight and at midnight your true love will find you. Something good will happen to you at 2:25 tomorrow. Get ready for the biggest shock of your life.

Whoever breaks this chain letter will be cursed with 10 relationship problems for the next ten years tag ur it!! this is so scary!!! send this to 15 ppl in the next 143 min. and then press F6 and your crushes name will appear in big letters!! it is so scary because it works.... but if you break

this was originally a chain letter which are bad but what its says other than the you must send it to everyone you know part is absoulutely true and i beleve if you read this it helps you in some way but this is no longer a chain letter so you DO NOT have to send this to other people
Chocolate Cheesepuff

Report | 10/06/2007 5:40 am

Chocolate Cheesepuff


*feeds yew fish food* XD
I Jama I

Report | 10/03/2007 3:01 pm

I Jama I

Hey ant wats up yea lucky star and sakura cloak
Airstrike S

Report | 09/19/2007 4:38 pm

Airstrike S

ok i quit agaiiiiiiiin and got back into it agaiiin and that iteam supirorrrr form looks sooo cool on me help a guy out 1000 gold and ill be 1000 away User Image dont forgot ive known you for like 4 years? and i always take you lan User Image

Report | 09/07/2007 1:53 pm


foxy cheese

Report | 08/26/2007 12:37 pm

foxy cheese

Your p***s shoots out....


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