Random Thoughts & Quotes That Amuse Me
~98 of the internet population has a Facebook. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.~That same 98 would probably turn suicidal if Facebook was down for 48 hours. If you're part of the 2 that would laugh their asses off at their pain, copy and paste this into your profile.
~If you want to join the dark side for the cookies, copy and paste this into your profile.
~If you spend multiple hours each day reading copy and paste this on your profile
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~Copy and paste this bunny into your profile to help it achieve world domination. Fear the cuteness.
~4 out of 5 Doctors agree I'm Insane smile
~When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world try to figure out how you did it. - Unknown
~You laugh because I'm different, I laugh because you're all the same. - Unknown
~Don't take life too seriously, it's not like you're getting out alive. - Unknown
~93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile
~Don't get mad, get sadistic. - Unknown
~"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be misquoted and used against you." - Unknown
~I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. - Unknown
~Some people are only alive because it's illegal to kill them. - Unknown
~Behind every sucessful man is a surprised woman. -Maryon Pearson
~Hard work never killed anyone, but why take the chance? ninja
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~There are no stupid questions, only stupid people. - Unknown
~Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling? - Unknown
~If I'm not back in five minutes... wait longer! scream
~Everyone in the world is insane, some people just hide it better ninja
~If you spend multiple hours each day sleeping copy and paste this on your profile
~If the opposite of Pro is Con then the opposite of Progress is Congress mrgreen
~I am right 97 percent of the time, who cares about the other 4 percent
~Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to. - Unknown
~Rules are like paperclips. Meant to hold things together, fun to bend, and easy to twist out of shape. - Unknown
~Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them nearly as much. - Unknown
~Its tourist season, so why can't I shoot them? - Unknown
~'If you can't convince them, confuse them.'- Harry S. Truman
~Facts are stubborn things-Douglas Adams
~In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move. --Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy
~Just because your paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you -Unkown
~I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter. - Winston Churchill
~Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed -Unkown
~To conquer the earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not an appropriate career choice -Unkown
~Don't mind the horns, they're just there to prop up the halo -anon
~If you like to read what people put in their profiles, and you like Copy& Paste stuff, copy and paste this into your profile
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