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Greetings, My name is Geoff but also go by Argonnis (my gamertag)6ft, 312lbs nerdy farmboy. I can tend to a garden, play a mean match of Mario Party, and school you on historical facts all in one afternoon. I'm an experienced tobacco farmer which might sound like strenuous mundane work but it really helps build muscle and drop the lbs. Been playing video games since I was 2, now 30. My first system was a spare NES given to me by my cousins that lived around the corner, today I have 14 systems, not including PC or Mobile Phone. RPG, Strategy, and Simulation are my favorites, I HATE FPS and I'm not afraid to say it despite how often I get strange looks for it, I will bring a sword and shield to a gunfight *Un Garde*.
I am brutally honest, don't like it oh well. I appreciate brutal honesty too, as Lizzo says "Truth Hurts, needed something more exciting BOM BOM DEE BOM BEH BOM BOM BAY". I am quick with a comeback, also very skilled with wordplay. I have a superb memory back to the age of 2 but not eidetic memory so imagine having a ton of facts, references, memories, jokes, and other bits of info dating back to 1993 always fresh and at the ready? Honestly very painful at times but if I tell you I wish I could not have it I'm lying because I secretly love it and the pain is worth it, keeps me humbled and remembering how I became who I am today.
You want to know something just ask. Not much I won't answer or be candid about. I'm as open about myself as the Kardashians are with their legs.
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what's your name? biggrin
WHY YOU CHANGE YO NAME DUNCAN?
NOW YOU AREN'T A GRAY WARDEN.
Don't worry Duncan!
I'll protect you from the inevitable!